DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Destiny's dents might actually make DSP try to pepper spray detractors to emulate Nick Fuentes.

You know full well DSP would be dumb enough to pepper spray himself should he ever use it.

"Why didn't you tell me I had to aim in the right direction????"

 

[shekelshoah666]

His begging is fucking CRAZY today holy shit. Like totally out of control and scared he is gonna lose his streak doing his reACK.

Also had a sperg session about how shit games are and how there are no good games anymore.

 

[KevJ]

The "support" counter has to be off the charts today. Kick is about as dead as i've ever seen basically just 1 mod saying cringe shit

 

[Friendly Primarina]

THE IS HOW YOU DO GOVERN!

It time to English.

This is probably a reference to DSP unboxing his $3000 PC and having a dig at both TIHYDP and the fans who built and sent his previous one (2:30 if you don't want to wait):

 

[Comma]

This is probably a reference to DSP unboxing his $3000 PC and having a dig at both TIHYDP and the fans who built and sent his previous one (2:30 if you don't want to wait):

I get that it's a reference to TIHYDP in general, but it says "THE IS" instead of "THIS IS".

But yeah, the current stream is absolute dog shit, and the begging is off the fucking charts. Literally every ten minutes he's begging for support, guilt-tripping about him being scared of the streak ending etc. In other words: a perfect stream for one of the few whales left to swoop in with a $100 contribution. The only question is: which one will it be today?

EDIT: there we go. DarkSydePimp with 20 gifted subs ($100).

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

These are my favorite. Him begging for people to talk because he knows once the chat dries up it's truly over for him. I can not wait until it starts getting actually bad. Only reason why I still check in is to see if his true fall off has started.

His tiny group of religiously dedicated whales keep him going, so it's impossible to tell when. I will say one thing: DSPolitics was his hail Mary, ace in the sleeve, and "in case of emergency break glass." He'd rather not have to deploy these risky measures, but he feels forced due to low "liquidity" that doesn't let him play WWE Champions comfortably. Without WWE Champions, he would start tweeting in an uncotrollable gin fueled frenzy every night until 4am.

He's possibly been planning this a while which is why he glommed onto Kino Casino (politics adjacent style content) despite them calling his wife a fat bitch. His whale stealing Op was probably all set up to start right after the US election, which is why he was harrasing Warski in his chat about not overlapping schedules (stole that idea from past pages). You know what ideas he's got to offer if DSPolitics doesn't work? Googatz.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

DSP politics gonna end real quick when desTiny reACKS to the talking points and sends his dents to go after DSP.

The daliban is a larger autism vortex than Phil and his detractors. I say let the retards fight

 

[Elbe]

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

One dent giving 20 gift subs to a stream with 30 viewers. That's what I call a resurgence on public opinion.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine doing this as a livelihood.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Imagine doing this as a livelihood.

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Fucker already knew the whale was coming, no way he would be so smug otherwise.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Fucker already knew the whale was coming, no way he would be so smug otherwise.

ALT said it best recently. We're literally back to the last days of the vest streak where Phil's going "we're gonna hit the goal, so donate now sooner than later." That way the whales don't have control over him the entire stream. And there's currently 4 whales (ironchefoic, darksydepimp,rend/patric, adamdbz90sman) keeping it going at all cost.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

As many of us stated, he adjusted his spending to his drama arc, so he is smug as fuck spending a shit ton of money and bragging about it. Unfortunately, being a faggot cocksucker may have finally sealed his gouty fate.

This is his absolute lowest in terms of viewership and support from his already small pool of retards. He’s literally down to his last few dents now, and he’s noticing it in his small windows of clarity.

We have been waiting for this smugsyde arc to end, and I think we are almost there. We are in for some really fun times as he gets into desperatesydePhil and inevitably lashes out at his last few cucks in a fit of impotent rage.

FatKat is about to get her DoorDash servings cut down. Phil may show up with a black eye soon,

 

[Dirty Harold]

Phil should get it through his oddly shaped head that people aren't waiting until the last minute to be on the top of the leaderboard or whatever retarded reason he cooked up in his gin soaked mind, they're waiting because even his most open wallets don't really want to give him hundreds of dollars, even if they're perfectly willing to. Won't the dolphins please think of the whales?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phil should get it through his oddly shaped head that people aren't waiting until the last minute to be on the top of the leaderboard or whatever retarded reason he cooked up in his gin soaked mind, they're waiting because even his most open wallets don't really want to give him hundreds of dollars, even if they're perfectly willing to. Won't the dolphins please think of the whales?

Just send Ryan your feet pics and be done with it, Phil.

 

[UsedUp]

Just send Ryan your feet pics and be done with it, Phil.

I agree with this. DSP should honest to god make an OF. Legit take his top awff and eat food. Oic would spend like we've never seen before, he's the true simp that would unironically purchase every OF video of DSP.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I agree with this. DSP should honest to god make an OF. Legit take his top awff and eat food. Oic would spend like we've never seen before, he's the true simp that would unironically purchase every OF video of DSP.

I can see him doing this if desperation is all time high or if hes promised alot of money for doing so. Afterall we are seeing do things that normally wouldnt do. So whats doing onlyfans one time as a joke guys trust me, just to own the "meme" as he says.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I agree with this. DSP should honest to god make an OF. Legit take his top awff and eat food. Oic would spend like we've never seen before, he's the true simp that would unironically purchase every OF video of DSP

Phil is peak male performance. If you think melting glaciers are a product of global warming, you are fucking wrong. Its literally mother nature dripping at the very prospect of Phil pinning her down and smashing her like she's his controller after getting double perfected in SF.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phil is peak male performance. If you think melting glaciers are a product of global warming, you are fucking wrong. Its literally mother nature dripping at the very prospect of Phil pinning her down and smashing her like she's his controller after getting double perfected in SF.

I think Fat Khet got fat because she wanted to be unattactive to phil, thus nullfying any chance of sex. What she doesnt know is that up there in his oddly shaped head, is only one thing and it screams "Yeah. BROTHA!"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I think Fat Khet got fat because she wanted to be unattactive to phil, thus nullfying any chance of sex. What she doesnt know is that up there in his oddly shaped head, is only one thing and it screams "Yeah. BROTHA!"

She was always gonna be fat, she's midwest trailer trash in her 30's, even back when she was thinner you could tell by her big head she was going to pork out and the meds shes on and a very non active lifestyle only cemented it.