Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 147 39.4%

  • Total voters
    373
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That face is fucking perfect.

"THOSE KIWIS WILL FEEL MY WRATH... AND METH BREATH."

My collection has been needing more nickjacks.

In Nick's defense, this looks pretty gay. It's screaming for a @Sharpeteer satire vid.
That sounds pretty funny. After this current one, I'm done with the big long story vids for a while and want to go back to the more one-off meme stuff.
 
. It's like if I left my health records on your table, it being in your home is in no way an indication of my consent to you reading them.
Not true about HIPPA...medical records...applies to medical providers.
Soooo
Not

You are just a dumbfuck for leaving YOUR medical information on someone's table at their home. Sorry, no cigar.

CAVEAT: to clarify--nobody can open a sealed mailed envelope but you leave an open document/letter/file on my home table, and I dont need to BREAK the seal on federal mail--you a dumbass
 
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I used to slap Autistic stickers on anyone suspecting Nick of diddling his daughter.

I’d like to apologize for that.

Between Nick’s taste in preteen/teen tier porn stars, the apparent demonic possession that has gripped his soul and his coke fueled degeneracy, I’d say nothing is off the fucking table anymore.

At least CPS is keeping an eye on them, which is good!
I've also come around to the possibility of it, but I'd still like the speculation to be contained elsewhere until we have proof. It's gross to read about and while Rekieta is an absolutely reprehensible human, I believe even he doesn't deserve to be called a pedophile unjustly, if only on principle. If reliable information comes to light I'm happy to change my stance.
 
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Interesting - she makes it sound like a recurring event. Does Nick's favorite painter have a monthly get-together? His parents don't strike me as the country club type.
Bill Mack often has events at his Minnesota studio. There were a couple in October from the online activity I could see from some associated artists. You can see future events here.
 
Can we all take a moment to appreciate that the thumbnail image for Kiwifarms here is the avatar of @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, destructor of Nick's degenerate Locals chat?

She really is everywhere and sees everything!

Following up, my new avatar was downloaded on May 4, 2024, so the screenshot is at most 7 months and a week old. The page 5723 is from July 2024, so this is probable to have been contemporary.
 
At least the lack of cocaethylene metabolites shows that Nick didn't actually piss on his daughter but for a second there I thought to myself "oh god, no"
:diddler:>If I were to guess it was yooooooouuuuu who took cocaine and gave her a golden shower

"Any testing of the the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secondary exposure from some other source."
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Note this is before any results came back.
It's a ludicrous amount of coping and seething.
Let's just ignore all the logistics of the test and assume it was a secondary source.

Exhibit A: Contamination via cop
So why were the cops there in the first place? Because of the way you treated your children, and because you're a druggie.
Where did the contamination come from? YOU. Your unlocked safe full of narcotics.

Exhibit B: Aaron
So what was Aaron doing there? Who brought him into the household?
YOU.

Exhibit C: Lab test errors
Infeasible since it's >5000pg/mg, not 600.
That's also not a secondary source.
All the papers (which I have read in full) at most reached about 1500-2000pg/mg regarding heavily contaminated samples, before any decontamination protocols which is standard in any testing facility.

Exhibit D: Environment
Where?
Your house? Why is the air full of cocaine?
Wouldn't the other children have similar levels?
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Give him the best scenario and it's still his fault.
 
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I can't fucking believe that Rekieta allegedly gave access to security camera feed of Aaron's kids to an actual fucking pedophile (alleged by the pedophile himself). I didn't think I had a lower limit on what I'd expect from him but he managed to elbow drop his way through that floor and directly into hell. Someone I know with relevant experience did tell me that a huge percentage of parental sex abuse cases involve stimulants, but I did not want to believe it was applicable in this case.
 
I could definitely see Nick getting into practical kabbalah or thelema. He wants to be a big time entertainer and that stuff is popular in the entertainment industry.
Crowley would have fucking loved the Balldo (the thing, not the person. He would have thought Nick was a half-measures faggot) he would have given it a fucking gay ass name like the "Cage of Thoth" or the "Pear of Isis" or some shit.

All work and no play make Nick a dull boy
Well, subsequent farmers stole my thunder in regard to Nick's being a two-bit Crowley, so pretend I was quicker.

Not true about HIPPA..
Sorry for being that guy: HIPAA.
 
I found this video on STMS youtube channel it's one day before the ominous Nick Rekieta standup.
It's only Aaron for 10 minutes, but there is a whole show on Rumble and an after show of the stand-up with April, might be interesting to check out.
The reason why I posting this video, because I spotted a little detail on Aaron's left hand ring finger.
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Great,
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Now I know half of Sacramento got the Gerst.
 
The absolute state of that counter. Even I know there's a dish washer back there he could put all that shit in.
I swear some of those used dishes have been there for literally months. I have exhausted my autism reserves though so I won't bother checking. How long did it take to get this vile again? Balldo is such a lazy cunt his parents had to come clean his house for him. Surprised they don't shake his dick off for him when he pisses, the utterly useless skelly faggot. Now he doesn't even drive his keeeeds around because they do since he isn't allowed to be alone with them.
 
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