Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Magnificent Penis]

Question for the legal kiwi regulars: is "it was just a prank bro" a valid defense?
Regardless of whether it's gayfabe or not, I can't imagine that admitting to all this shit could ever be a good idea. I think this is similar in spirit to the "don't talk to cops" rule: if you start running your mouth, you might legally implicate yourself in shit that otherwise you would not have been implicated in. If it's fake, it's even more retarded, because he could be getting in serious trouble just for a quick laugh.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

More evidence that April is still in that second house. [ X | Archive ]

 

[HackerX]

LOL. This retard trying to talk Melton down is going to get him to commit more crimes. Unironically based

 

[Fletch_still_lives]

• The 11th is Melton's birthday so he's doing a double grift of streams.
• Last year, he started a show by "pretending" to cry for an uncomfortably long time while in the dark, he's practiced at this type of gay ops.

 

[Lemondale]

these people are insane and evil, they all need to face the wall

 

[Edward Teach]

It totally sounds like a bit...but him yelling at his wife in the background is the part where I believe it might not be.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

• The 11th is Melton's birthday so he's doing a double grift of streams.
• Last year, he started a show by "pretending" to cry for an uncomfortably long time while in the dark, he's practiced at this type of gay ops.

I feel like I’m listening to an unfunnier Boogie. There’s absolutely nothing worth listening to here. And what a bundle of sticks at that.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I mean if he suddenly snaps out of it and does an lol you can say this was all a bit and this installment can't be used.

The issue being he has other streams admitting stuff and you can't use a later stream to say haha just joking on those from 2 days ago, cos that's what someone would say if they accidentally revealed a crime

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I just tuned in and he's nervously biting his nails while some wine mom is trying to make him feel better.

The fuck is going on?

 

[HackerX]

I just tuned in and he's nervously biting his nails while some wine mom is trying to make him feel better.

The fuck is going on?

It's 50/50 whether it's real or fake. A contest over if Patrick retarded or is he REALLY retarded. He's got a handful of enablers calling in saying he's fine since he didn't "hack" the files. I was hoping that first guy was going to talk him into dumping everything so Patrick could save himself.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I guess Melton doesn't understand that many of the the things he is discussing include felony charges and that the phrase "before any of us" is an invitation for him to be charged. The "us" language above can also be explicitly taken as a threat. This is not "civil case" stuff. And Nick announcing things through this fat retard is inviting conspiracy charges. I've lost count as far the number of potential charges all these people are inviting on themselves.

Nick's the kind of dumbass who would think that if a trail doesn't directly lead back to him then he can't get in trouble for something, kind of like how he thought someone reuploading an unchanged version of the coke stream would make his warrant invalid, if Nick really is a lawyer then he should know better, circumstantial evidence is more than enough to fuck you with.

But then Melton being so fucking dumb that he leaks the entire conspiracy on stream was probably not something Nick was anticipating, now they can lean on Melton with his own words, and the fact that Melton didn't seem to know that Nick was getting him to do illegal shit would likely make him more amenable to snitching on the fucker.

April calls Nick a gangster but he's all mouth, if Melton snitches to keep out of Prison then what is Nick gonna do? he has no recourse, he's just a Dork who thinks he's a Player.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

@AnOminous is always here. You just haven’t been looking hard enough.

I'm just too much of a windowlicker to realize when someone changes their quote and avatar. Thank you!

 

[Soapmore]

I just tuned in and he's nervously biting his nails while some wine mom is trying to make him feel better.

The fuck is going on?

The funny part a few minutes ago was a caller trying to reassure Melton, tells him 'as long as you didnt help obtain the stuff--' and Melton interrupts to say "what if I did?"

And ten minutes before that, Melton wondered if he gave it all to Aaron and his lawyer if it will all go away, because "Nick won't have my back. I know he won't".

 

[BoysOfTheNYPDChoir]

these people are insane and evil, they all need to face the wall

They won't have to worry about jail. Genuinely, it wouldn't be surprising if any of them are alive in a year. The drugs will kill them.

 

[Edward Teach]

in the last 5 minutes he has said I think I have just shit myself and I am going to throw up again.....

 

[HackerX]

The funny part a few minutes ago was a caller trying to reassure Melton, tells him 'as long as you didnt help obtain the stuff--' and Melton interrupts to say "what if I did?"

That's why it's hard to know if it's a bit. It's so deeply retarded that only someone like Patrick could pretend to be this retarded. Esoteric retardation.

Oh boy. Someone told him to let Cokey call in. "Is he my lawyer"

 

[BathTubShine]

>HAHAHA STUPID KARENFARMS INCELS - IT WAS ALL A WORK! HAHAHAHAH!!!
>Get group of peoples devices warranted for searches over an "internet stand up"-bit
>profit???

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's 50/50 whether it's real or fake. A contest over if Patrick retarded or is he REALLY retarded. He's got a handful of enablers calling in saying he's fine since he didn't "hack" the files. I was hoping that first guy was going to talk him into dumping everything so Patrick could save himself.

He seems legit drunk, hard to fake a burp that fast but it's possible. I wouldn't put it past them to make some retarded drug narrative for... some reason? Occam and his razor is leaning toward them being fucking idiots though.

 

[Yung Bach]

I don’t know what to make of this anymore. His reactions are completely over the top and he’s actively ignoring anyone telling him to quiet the stream. If this is a bit then good job, I guess? Like, how the fuck is pretending to have a panic attack in any way owning the haters?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Patrick said the file is 28 gigabytes.