Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[JaneThough]

It's pretty remarkable, the things that they can turn into sweets. Some years back I was at a party, one of those everyone-bring-a-dish things, and someone's American friend showed up with a pumpkin pie. Australian pies and American pies are very different to begin with, and on top of that, pumpkins are a common food but only as a savoury. This pumpkin pie was not only delicious, it was also a, "Wait, pumpkins can be dessert?" moment for the rest of us.

Compare and contrast to a South African acquaintance telling me that pumpkins as human food confused the hell out of him, because in his place of origin they were grown strictly for the stock.

This is wild to hear because in America pumpkins are almost exclusively for dessert.

Omg ps hey Snowy!!

 

[Helvetia]

She is also giving up on her Lolki one:

that sounds like she's completely giving up on being loki's mouth piece as well. that larp lasted shorter than literally any other one we've seen so far.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

This is wild to hear because in America pumpkins are almost exclusively for dessert

I think us Americans need to get into pumpkin more. I love making pumkin bread in the fall, which is definitly still in the dessert category. Pumpkin ravioli is pretty good, too. There is also this Armenian savory dish called ghapama that gets made in the fall, which is rice sweetened with honey, apples, dried fruit, nuts, and warm spices all stuffed into a pumpkin and baked. It sounds weird, but it's actually awesome.

Staph thread tax:
Why is she worried about going to her Trump supporting uncle's house for his birthday? Is this the same uncle who totally folded when she asked if he would shoot her if she went to his house during a BLM protest? I thought totally pwning "fascists" was her preferred activism?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Reminder that this is happening today. Hopefully someone hates themselves enough today to watch it and report back, or Staph ends up sharing a link to watch it afterwards.

 

[Help Never Came]

How is she surprised that a misanthropic teenager who wants to fuck serial killers is not into social justice and doesn't care about politics? Why does she expect empathy from somebody who tries to be the edgiest little girl and who spends all their time talking about how dreamy murderers are? She doesn't care about murdered kids - why would she care about people stressed about the elections? This is the last person that would give a shit.

She hung out with you because she wanted to be edgy and special, and to escape from real life, not because she wants to discuss politics or comfort somebody twice her age when they're worried.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'Normally, I wouldn't post something like this because I wouldn't want to bring the mood down' says the person who constantly doom posts on her trans org page. The last time Loki said something was going to happen before some moon event, nothing happened.


And what then, when all the leaders have gone? I don't think Loki has thought this through. He sounds like a toddler in a tantrum.


Because all she does is post on social media late at night, wake up in the middle of the night to stuff her face and go on social media again.


Sorry for the weird size screenshot. What 'friend' is also writing fapfic about gods?


Charming.

A couple of screenshots from her Tumblr before she archived it:

You're not aroace if you're horny posting about the human form of a man and writing fapfics about him.

A friend pointed out this hilarious spelling mistake on the intersex seminar she's going to be part of:

'The livid experiences of the intersex community' sounds about right for Staph.

 

[moorhen]

Catching up on the thread after a weekend offline, and Steph does not disappoint.

Firstly, I guess we know why Siggy has gotten so fat now. A big cause of obesity in cats is a purely dry food diet. It also causes them a bunch of urinary problems and can give them diabetes, so congrats on feeding your cat into an early grave Steph, you fat retard.

Secondly, she was blabbering on about Ragnarok for ages, (because of her fat retardedness) but I’m glad she still loves trying to rewrite narratives in the worst possible way.
You’d think she’d lie less when there’s a 1600+ thread of everything she’s ever posted online.

Thirdly, lol at her leaving tumblr for the millionth time. Can’t wait til she gets bored and comes back again. (Still want u to join the farms Snowy, Dylan and Eric would’ve been farmers. Do it for them.)

 

[Chromeo]

Had a dream not about Stephanie, per se, but about the thread. I dreamt someone came in here claiming to be ME, not Chromeo-me but irl-me, and I couldn't refute them without doxxing myself, so I was trying to quietly slide info to @Hamplanet Fitness to prove they weren't me without Chromeo-me getting involved.

 

[Blue jean psychic]

new sperg. dont know how to format shit

 

[Rap Scallion]

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Reminder that this is happening today. Hopefully someone hates themselves enough today to watch it and report back, or Staph ends up sharing a link to watch it afterwards.

I happened to catch the tail end right as she had a five minute window to speak. A recording of the seminar will be sent out later per the host. Knowing Stephanie, she will probably link to it on her socials. If not, I'll drop it when it is available later.

Her anecdote I heard was not particularly interesting or informative. There was mention of Loki and how happy she is that she found him. She mostly talked about her various health conditions and that she had a gynecologist who drew what her genitalia looked like on a pamphlet following a surgical procedure. Mostly a lot of rambling without a solid conclusion to said rambles and very little for the other speakers to relate to or build off of.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Welp, watched the intersex thing.

This was the host, who started with some quite informative medical presentation, then we got into the seminar.

Some Jewish dude intersex activist who grew a foot and a half in 3 months after finally being given testosterone to go alongside his human growth hormone due to being basically a dwarf form a family of dwarfs, who probably also had the congenital issue.

Some trans doctor who is an actual hospital doctor, who has discovered they were intersex via gene research. It's as maybe, may be a normal troon, maybe more people have this than we realise but don't troon out. But is actually a working doctor and not a grifter so fair play. That's the theme with these people, the most spurious is the Staph conatct and even that perosn is way mroe accomplished, then there's staph who is just.. In another league tbh.

Raven Kawhatsit, Staph's apparent contact. Had some interesting stories, and a rough time growing up growing a beard the same time as tits as a teenager, again actually seemingly genuinely intersex.

Then fucking staph waddles on saying a great deal of fuck all.
They only assigned me female at birth because I didn't have a phallus.
Girl, same.
Then details about having a massive urethra and the gyne surgery that removed some hymen tissue.
It was extremely underwhelming compared to everyone else's medical strife as well as actual life work and experiences. Of course Loki got brought up after saying she was asexual. It was very short compared to everyone else's and full of "so much to say uhhh" "ummmmm so's then".
Heavy with the marker pen looking blue eyeshadow. Siggy did not make a "oh excuse me the cat wants to say hello!" zoom intrusion, au natch.

Then the big guns.
This guy was a fucking riot. Extremely angry and theatrical gay. Said may she rot, regarding some lady doctor he had as a kid, who was a colleague of John money. Has tiny dick.
Docs tried to get 10 grand from his parents to give him hrt only with the condition that they coudl give him surgery so he could piss standing up.

The maddest bit came here. Just after he said the above, he said
"let me tell you this - my husband has a seven inch dick *theatrical pause*"
At this point the screen switched to Staph who snort laughed.
I dunno if Zoom did that automatically because she made noise or if she decided to press a button to make it happen-I know nothing of zoom workings.

It was odd anyway. There were no other interruptions or inter screen swaps the whole rest of the time.
Nice to see she was listening though. Although you couldn't really zone out of his bit.
The point was seven inch dick guy couldnt write his name in the snow either and that was the money surgeons measure of a man. Anyway.
He said he's in some documentary called Intersection.
I tried to screen record but it wasn't giving me audio, which is fucking tragic, missed some great stuff, mostly him.
Staph's was wank and she is really out of her depth here, both in terms of actually being intersex and overcoming any struggles in this regard, or doing anything. She mentions speaking at things like this as her sole activism, which is about right. Speaking at things like this, about speaking at things like this.
Like speaking about being a blm protestor, about speaking about being a blm protester.

The oroborous of fat and lazy.

It's still on but it's just about the nitty gritty of organisations now. Might be more there but I've done my shift. Anyway the webinar Id
is here if anyone wants to try to enter without registering.

 

[VinegarPussy]

The rumbling you’re hearing is your GI tract screaming for the sweet release of death because you eat chips, a pan of muffins, and absolute shit. All the Olly Pop probiotic soda in the world won’t help offset that.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

"let me tell you this - my husband has a seven inch dick *theatrical pause*"
At this point the screen switched to Staph who snort laughed.
I dunno if Zoom did that automatically because she made noise or if she decided to press a button to make it happen-I know nothing of zoom this being the first time I've used it.

Yup, the default settings for Zoom will show whoever is making noise. The others on the call likely had themselves muted because that would be the polite thing to do for something like this where it isn't a back and forth conversation. Of course, Staph did the rudest possible thing by leaving her mic on, interrupting the person speaking and drawing attention to herself, though. Typical.

I'd love to see an upload of this. I love watching her stuttering and um and ahh-ing her way through a speech without actually saying anything at all.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She had Kiwi Farms open and watched her fucking thread during the seminar.

LOLLLL.

She is fucking MENTAL.

At this point she should just make an account because she has been reading her thread so much recently.


Y'all are pointless, apparently.


I think Loki is making her sound more right wing in general.

 

[Vandy2]

Hey Gyro since you're reading: get off your ass and play with your cat you lazy slob.

 

[moorhen]

Y'all are pointless, apparently.

What do you mean get changed? Is this dressing up for you? That’s pathetic. I know you probably don’t fit in anything else anymore (lol fat) but that is genuinely beyond sad.

Also, nature is going to snatch your cat away because you refuse to look after her properly, the same way it did to Peetie, because you are an awful person and a worse cat owner.
You are literally killing your cat, and you’ll be lucky if she sees ten, because your comfort is more important than your cats health. Don’t believe us? Ask any vet. Cats are obligate carnivores, the only way a vet will tell you to feed only dry food is if they have a medical problem, and they will give you supplements, and you’ve never taken Siggy to the vet, have you?

Maybe I’m MATI but oh well.
Keep reading the farms and thinking you’ve got one over on us while we all live normal lives with jobs and spouses and healthy pets, while you rot into your couch and continue to expand sideways while neglecting your cat and being an untouched virgin. lol.

 

[a hapless toad]

But is actually a working doctor and not a grifter so fair play.

LOL, my love, in the USA doctors - especially gender ones - are often grifters. That's what happens when your medical system is profit based.

It's Hel. Hela is an MCU character.

HI STAPH, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR THREAD?

P.S. You're using the incorrect names for the runes if you want to keep your super kewl Viking larp accurate.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I wonder if she considers reading her thread like this as part of her “shadow work.”

She seems to have moments of clarity where she acknowledges she’s just self harming. Why else would you try to see what kiwifarms is saying while in the seminar?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Yup, the default settings for Zoom will show whoever is making noise. The others on the call likely had themselves muted because that would be the polite thing to do for something like this where it isn't a back and forth conversation. Of course, Staph did the rudest possible thing by leaving her mic on, interrupting the person speaking and drawing attention to herself, though. Typical.

It could've gone a lot worse, but I've never understood how the fuck she keeps managing to end up asked to speak by these platforms or advocacy organizations that, if not prominent or reputable, at least expect the public to take them seriously. She only ever uses it as an excuse to talk about herself (or more accurately, the fantasy version of herself she plays on the internet), never says anything of substance and half the time doesn't even make sense, clearly doesn't prepare or rehearse any talking points, and is rude as fuck to any other speakers. As an "advocate" she is always meant to be speaking on behalf of some group or another, yet doesn't even show them (or whoever invited her) enough basic respect to sit up in a fucking chair, put on a clean shirt, comb her hair, and not be visibly filthy before appearing on cam.

This one is especially hilarious because of how egregious it is. It's hard not to notice that a rude, unwashed, dumpy, mushmouth retard somehow managed to gatecrash a group of seemingly respectable individuals with a rare medical condition that she doesn't have despite her life's pinnacle accomplishment being successfully defrauding Social Security. If Mr. and Mrs. Cianfriglia actually watch this shit and aren't embarrassed as fuck, there is something seriously wrong with them.

How is she surprised that a misanthropic teenager who wants to fuck serial killers is not into social justice and doesn't care about politics? Why does she expect empathy from somebody who tries to be the edgiest little girl and who spends all their time talking about how dreamy murderers are? She doesn't care about murdered kids - why would she care about people stressed about the elections? This is the last person that would give a shit.

She hung out with you because she wanted to be edgy and special, and to escape from real life, not because she wants to discuss politics or comfort somebody twice her age when they're worried.

She admits that what prompted the edgelord to say this was Staph threatening suicide over fucking Donald Trump lmao. Staph, you know what, fuck you. Your emotionally incontinent, attention seeking ass subjecting someone who is supposedly a good friend to your retarded suicide baiting is actually abusive as fuck, especially when that person is a socially maladjusted and clearly mentally ill teenager growing up in tough circumstances and you are supposedly a grown ass independent adult. Never mind that said teenager is currently dealing with the death of someone close to them and the perspective about what matters in life that comes with that.

I sincerely applaud the teenage edgelord for having the maturity and presence of mind to give the only correct response, which is telling Staph that getting so emotionally invested in politics is fucking retarded and if it makes her want to do a flip so fucking bad then fine, no1curr, shit or get off the pot. Let me repeat for emphasis: A cringy teenage edgelord who affects BPD traits because mental illness is cool on the internet and spends her free time writing self-insert Columbine shooter erotica just called your ass out when you tried to subject her to emotional abuse and basically told you to fucking grow up. Groomer BTFO. I cannot overstate how fucking massive that L is, holy shit.

 

[Bawbag]

Good morning Staph.

You have a stinky vag and will never be a real man nor druid.