Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

I was against the idea until you pointed that out. Anything that grifts MAGA retards like Jack works for me, so I now I hope that Biden does step down the day before so it's 48 instead of 47

How funny would that be? See somebody walking around in a #47 shirt and ask them, "so you like Kamala Harris then?" and see them flip their shit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

More politics




Jack recommends the famous carnivore drink, Coffee



Jack claims to "walk" around Naked



Next AI Chili video

 

[Adamska]

Next AI Chili video

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Unless he uses chicken for the basis of this it's not going to land, since I'd just use poul en sos as the baseline for the dish if I had to make a chili out of it. Either that or the filling of a haitian patty, which is similar to the jamaican ones.

 

[Lex Talionis]

Unless he uses chicken for the basis of this it's not going to land, since I'd just use poul en sos as the baseline for the dish if I had to make a chili out of it. Either that or the filling of a haitian patty, which is similar to the jamaican ones.

It’s Italian, not Haitian.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack recommends the famous carnivore drink, Coffee

That was the advent calendar Rob gifted him, and of course because Jack is a selfish, self-obsessed little asshole, all he can mention is his own generosity and not who got him the calendar to begin with.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chilli month is actually worse and sadder than expected, I'm pretty impressed.

I know were going back a dozen or so pages but I did want to say again, sharing all the how we cook chilli and all is just such a nice little community we have here. I hope you all make some killer batches as the weather cools down.

And Jack has another stroke.

 

[Marc]

Chilli month is actually worse and sadder than expected, I'm pretty impressed.

"YO assed forrit - I um BRINGIN' IT T'YUH."- Jack explaining the "November Chili Month" no one asked for, in which an AI chat bot or something is asked to generate chili recipes with no basis in reality, which Jack attempts to realize despite not knowing the first thing about cooking or even chili, with underwhelming results he make-believes are awesome in order to spare his fragile ego.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Tampons” made me LOL. What a fucking boomer. He’s incapable of conversing; Jack just barks words.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

It’s Italian, not Haitian.

I also read Haitian, but I doubt jack wants meat that exotic lmao

 

[Bassomatic]

"YO assed forrit - I um BRINGIN' IT T'YUH."- Jack explaining the "November Chili Month" no one asked for, in which an AI chat bot or something is asked to generate chili recipes with no basis in reality, which Jack attempts to realize despite not knowing the first thing about cooking or even chili, with underwhelming results he make-believes are awesome in order to spare his fragile ego.

There's something extra annoying about Jacks lie about that. Now I understand on YT you need to be your own hype man, even if you have 20 subs you gotta shout out the fans etc. But Jack actually had fans, he ran them off, they left as his efforts slipped. No one would care or judge that he's calling November AI chilli month but he's so sold to lie for no reason. It's just something a shitty person would do.

 

[Adamska]

It’s Italian, not Haitian.

Oh; the font was so shitty for this I thought it was an H and not an I. Well that makes it even more pointless, since most chilis could be arguably be stated to be Italian due to the tomatoes, use of oregano and spices common in Italian cuisine, and the other aspects like peppers and cheese usage.

 

[AltisticRight]

There goes his local Wal-Mart's year's supply of cheese.

 

[CallmeCicada]

There goes his local Wal-Mart's year's supply of cheese.

Why does he only make chilli?

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does he only make chilli?

I'd like to assume it's the same as why I only do slow cooking slop during weekdays.
Low effort, hands off, tasty.
Well Jack's isn't edible so there's that.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Why does he only make chilli?

With how often all of his ingredients come canned, I'm surprised he doesn't just dump several pounds of Wolf into a crock pot.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That was the advent calendar Rob gifted him, and of course because Jack is a selfish, self-obsessed little asshole, all he can mention is his own generosity and not who got him the calendar to begin with.

Rob gave him one last year. He says he bought 10 of them for friends and also got one for Hammy and himself.

But who the hell wants to drink piss weak flavored coffee for a month?

Why does he only make chilli?

He's a faggot who's made like 50 different chilis since he started including the famous one for the church pot luck which he used year old freezer burned beef in it and thought by using that and horking a bunch of cans together he was going to win it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

With how often all of his ingredients come canned

Does he not know how to soak and cook dry legumes? Things like dice tomato make sense since he probably doesn't want to cut ingredients since he only can use one arm.

year old freezer burned beef

wtf, was this before of after he had the stroke?

I'd like to assume it's the same as why I only do slow cooking slop during weekdays.
Low effort, hands off, tasty.

So many things can be low effort meals. Guess he just really like chili.

My favorite thing to make with ground beef is soft shell tacos. Prepping all the toppings is a little tedious, but it's the only way ill ever have tacos. What they charge for a damn taco in restaurants is criminal.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love how Jack rails against “chemicals” and “processed food” but gushes over his love of flavored coffees with ingredients he couldn’t name or pronounce.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

wtf, was this before of after he had the stroke?

Way before. It's one of the more infamous videos of his and ranks right up there with Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Does he not know how to soak and cook dry legumes? Things like dice tomato make sense since he probably doesn't want to cut ingredients since he only can use one arm.

Too much work and effort for him. He wanted a 4 hour chili in 20 minutes which is why he used the pressure cooker.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Way before. It's one of the more infamous videos of his and ranks right up there with Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Too much work and effort for him. He wanted a 4 hour chili in 20 minutes which is why he used the pressure cooker.

I've never smoked brisket before, but is the meat suppose to be white like that? Holy shit, I missed when he said "remember last year" because of his mush mouth, bro.

Also he just dumped in all the water from that canned corn. Jesus.

Fitting that it's called Church chili, you're in the right place to be buried after eating that pot he just dumped 5 different canned foods into that pot.