Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doof]

Am I reading this wrong or is April stating that Kayla cheated on Nick who is now doing all this debaucherous shit to get back at her

Aaron did say he loved Kayla and she said he was her soulmate, he also said Nick and April were just coke buddies and were getting jealous. Maybe she's talking about emotional cheating

 

[datura_binge]

So let me get this straight. Nick is claiming he's not a cuck even though he let his own wife fuck someone else and the person backing him up (who is not his wife) is claiming that neither she nor Nick are cucks even though they both allowed their partners to fuck other people willingly?

Sometimes when I read this thread I have to reread things four or five times because I feel like maybe I'm the one with swiss cheese brain and just not comprehending something. It's either that or there is just a level of dementia in these people that is impossible to understand.

 

[stupid frog]

The interesting thing is... out of the things that Warski said towards Nick; what got him triggered was a innocuous post, not directed at Nick, talking about sobriety?

This was tweeted to him while KC was on, and they'd basically just finished his segment. Rekieta is a big reason Andy went sober, if not the main reason judging by how he's spoken about it. Nick is a warning to others.

 

[thebigdream]

Family is better than ever after the "rough summer"

"Made our interactions even better than they were." Yes these are words said by a real, functioning person. The kids sound like they're having a blast!

I'm also convinced that "they're amazing people" or variations thereof is his family equivalent of "I wish them a million bucks". It doesn't say anything of substance about them except that they're exceptional in some vague way. Classic Nick. I'm sure Kayla was "amazing" too right up until he cheated on her with a future lot lizard.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

So let me get this straight. Nick is claiming he's not a cuck even though he let his own wife fuck someone else and the person backing him up (who is not his wife) is claiming that neither she nor Nick are cucks even though they both allowed their partners to fuck other people willingly?

Sometimes when I read this thread I have to reread things four or five times because I feel like maybe I'm the one with swiss cheese brain and just not comprehending something. It's either that or there is just a level of dementia in these people that is impossible to understand.

I think what he's saying is that he wasn't "in to" being a cuck (i.e., he was cucked, but he didn't sexually enjoy it).
Which, you know, we can only take his word for. And we know how much his word is worth.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I think what he's saying is that he wasn't "in to" being a cuck (i.e., he was cucked, but he didn't sexually enjoy it).
Which, you know, we can only take his word for. And we know how much his word is worth.

If Nick didn't enjoy being a cuck, he wouldn't be so butthurt over Aaron walking away.
You're right - we can't take Nick at his word, and we've just caught him in another lie.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Spectre Report (ex-balldowasher) is back at it, criticizing Rekieta on Twitter, comparing him to the Ralphamale.

Oh, it gets better:

Nitter Live | Nitter Archive

I must confess, saying that Nick needs to be incarcerated is actually a pretty amazing concession from Spectre.

Congratulations, Spectre. It's been roughly four years since I warned you Nick is not a genuinely good person, but you finally figured it out. *golf clap*

In some related news, we have further confirmation that the hambeast may have thrown her janitorial keys up on the roof too.


Nitter Live | Nitter Archive

Never fear though... GRIFTY is now in full command of the Balldonian Defence Forces Janitorial Staff.



GO GRIFTY! SWEEP TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The "us" language above can also be explicitly taken as a threat.

It is also an admission that there is an "us" who coordinated this harassment campaign, disseminated the data.
Melton just casually admitted to conspiracy against rights, a crime under federal law.

You really cannot make this shit up, they are just so stupid.

 

[repentance]

Google Docs can do that, but I'm not sure about Drive. It might.

You're right. I mixed them up.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Am I reading this wrong or is April stating that Kayla cheated on Nick who is now doing all this debaucherous shit to get back at her

She probably still means Aaron cause both these crackheads can't seem to not talk about Aaron.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Regarding Nick supposedly getting cucked first, don’t forget that Kayla approached Drexel to set up some bulls for her because she was unsatisfied in her marriage back in 2019.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If he does a reveal at the end he is in the clear for it as the cop needs to disclose it was a joke.

That's not how it works at all. You cannot make credible claims on camera, in public, that you committed multiple felonies and then prevent the police from using said video as a basis of a search warrant by simply saying "lmao jk bro."

I challenge you to try it, go post on Xitter something like "I planted a bomb in the cafeteria of [local elementary school], I will actively monitor activity at the school and trigger the bomb when I believe it will cause the most casualties. As proof, here are timestamped pictures of me assembling the bomb. Lol jk tho, is all a joke, lmao." Your house will be torn apart by locals, staties, and feds while you sit in a holding cell waiting for everyone to realize the inherent genius of your "joke."

 

[repentance]

Either that or she says it was all Kayla's and Aaron's idea.

April tweeted the other day that getting involved with swinging was Aaron's idea and she went along with it because she loved him. Of course that doesn't explain why she stayed in the polycule after he left or why she's trying to maintain a death grip on a married man now.

 

[Xhrash]

If Nick didn't enjoy being a cuck, he wouldn't be so butthurt over Aaron walking away.
You're right - we can't take Nick at his word, and we've just caught him in another lie.

At this point, we're well overdue the inclusion of "pathological liar" somewhere in the thread title.
That's literally all he does, lie repeatedly while coked out of his mind, reminiscing the days of getting cucked by Aaron and perpetually seething at his ever growing list of enemies on Xitter.

 

[Annealing Crater]

April tweeted the other day that getting involved with swinging was Aaron's idea and she went along with it because she loved him. Of course that doesn't explain why she stayed in the polycule after he left or why she's trying to maintain a death grip on a married man now.

It also doesn't explain why April had a swinger tattoo on her ankle prior to qovering up with the Rekieta Child Abuse Family.

 

[Captain Manning]

April tweeted the other day that getting involved with swinging was Aaron's idea and she went along with it because she loved him.

Yeah, that's bullshit.

I've heard the same cope from Balldoguards with respect to Nick. That this was all Kayla's fault.

Look, even if you want to make the argument their partners wanted it before they did, I rather think the correct procedure there would be to not give in. Consider divorce.

That's not even really a moralfag position. It's more of a practical one. Swinging, open relationships, polyamory, etc., is a recipe for disaster. It's not just that I think it's gross. It's that I've never seen it fucking work. Not for very long, anyways. And with kids, you're screwing up other people too.

It also doesn't explain why April had a swinger tattoo on her ankle prior to qovering up with the Rekieta Child Abuse Family.

The pineapple tattoo? Yeah, I still think that was something of a giveaway, but I know not everybody here at the time agreed.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I think April is saying what aligns with some other stories: it was Kayla who wanted to bring other people into their marriage and have sex with other men.
I am even willing to believe Nick that he was just prancing around naked in Jamaica, while it was Kayla getting railed. I think she was a pilled out zombie in this marriage for many, many years (hence Nick's "I will be us" tattoo). I don't know why anyone would assume that Nick DIDN'T marry a sexual degenerate like himself, she clearly can't be a wife and a mother and her fantasy world was getting wrecked by Aaron Imholte and pretend it was love.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

That's not how it works at all. You cannot make credible claims on camera, in public, that you committed multiple felonies and then prevent the police from using said video as a basis of a search warrant by simply saying "lmao jk bro."

I challenge you to try it, go post on Xitter something like "I planted a bomb in the cafeteria of [local elementary school], I will actively monitor activity at the school and trigger the bomb when I believe it will cause the most casualties. As proof, here are timestamped pictures of me assembling the bomb. Lol jk tho, is all a joke, lmao." Your house will be torn apart by locals, staties, and feds while you sit in a holding cell waiting for everyone to realize the inherent genius of your "joke."

Reminds me of a body cam video I watched of an utterly retarded woman who had been stopped by the police for some reason. And she decided to joke that the car wasn't hers, she stole it.
The police had to investigate it as serious, and she ended up getting dragged out of her car and I think tazed, I can't remember specifically but it wasn't a fun experience for her. Then when she was in the cop car safely, he checked it out... and the car belonged to her.
He asked her, why the fuck did you say it was stolen?... "you were being mean to me." (Or something to that effect, it's been months since I saw it.)
Well, she was treated roughly because she was resisting, and refusing to get out of the car. In her mind - she was joking, so she didn't have to comply.

Jokingly confessing to crimes is as dumb as joking about being a pedophile. Oh... it's Melton we're talking about here.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The pineapple tattoo? Yeah, I still think that was something of a giveaway, but I know not everybody here at the time agreed.

She might as well get a mustard jar tattoo.
Anyone can dip their sausage.

 

[keke]

I think April is saying what aligns with some other stories: it was Kayla who wanted to bring other people into their marriage and have sex with other men.

You mean the other stories from people just restating what Nick told them?

I am even willing to believe Nick that he was just prancing around naked in Jamaica, while it was Kayla getting railed.

Mutts Law

I think she was a pilled out zombie in this marriage for many, many years (hence Nick's "I will be us" tattoo). I don't know why anyone would assume that Nick DIDN'T marry a sexual degenerate like himself, she clearly can't be a wife and a mother and her fantasy world was getting wrecked by Aaron Imholte and pretend it was love.

Yeah just ignore that he’s a self-admitted porn addict, all the hints Drexel dropped about Nick not being as normal as people think, the fact that Nick had the girlfriend long after Aaron left, all the things Kayla said to Aaron that he later admits was in all likelihood fed to her by Nick, that she’s stupid and Nick is really good at making his ideas seem like hers. If he drops 100,000 hints that he is unhappy in his marriage for sexual reasons, including publicly humiliating her and sexting with fans, then she’s not the ultimate Big Bad for pointing out the obvious that non-monogamy might be something they should try. Though she would be still wrong.

Nick said on stream that Kayla comes from a big family heavily involved in church and that’s what she wanted to replicate in her life. All Nick has consistently said he wanted from his life is a lot of sex. Pill popping culture is heavily normalised in the US so while grotesque, it’s not like she’s some deviant secret degenerate. She’s not some innocent but holy shit neither is Nick.