Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Chiropractor explains his extremely fucked posture. He's read into the medical literature on cocaine tests but thinks chiropractors are anything but dangerous cranks, sure.
As an aside, I really cannot believe how common chiropractic is in the US and to a lesser extent UK, Canada, and Australia, considering just how many people go in for a little neck pop and then die or end up a vegetable or paraplegic from a stroke.

That being said, it is so painfully and completely on brand for Nick to bitch about how relevant field PhDs don't understand gas chromatography as well as he does while simultaneously going to a quack stroke-inducer for back pain. Absolutely bonkers.
 
This is probably bait, but who the fuck wants a Minnesota BPD 6?
There's younger, prettier BPD chicks at your local Starbucks who don't use meth or coke, go outside ffs.
She has no tits, no ass, her face is mid at best, she's no curvy, why?

There's a ton of women users here or being featured as lolcows that have better faces and bodies and no meth and coke addiction, heck, I'd say if it wasn't for the deflated tits, tatoos and IBS anisa would actually beat april since she actually has a semblance of a woman's shape.

Damn dude have some self respect.
Not just that, but her forehead is so big you could project an IMAX movie on it.
 
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Embracing fiscal responsibility for a hit-the-wall, economically unproductive coke whore really isn't the win that Rekieta seems to think it is. If anything, that's another big win for the toe.
 
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She's crazy. They're just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind without any filter.
And then they're surprised when people think they're back on drugs.
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The first tweet was already archived by @daffodils (Second one: X | A)
There's two ways to read this,
-April is saying that Kayla at some point cheated on Nick
-April is referring to the BBC slamjam at Hedonism II

I personally want to believe the first possibility, it would put all of Nick's WE ARE MONOGAMOUS WE ARE MONOGAMOUS rambles pre-Qover into a new light.
 
"The State refused to perform the tests"
I don't know why he does this shit (well I do he's a pathological liar, it's undeniable at this point) he lies so often and about such stupid fucking stuff that's either patently absurd or easily disproven, but he still keeps doing it even when it's pointless and even damaging.
He is legally entitled to his own tests for his defense if he contested the results. If he had demanded them they would have been done or his case would have been thrown out. And his cope about "the kid wasn't in my physical custody so I couldn't" is just more bullshit, the poor kids presence in his custody or not is fucking irrelevant, its just so fucking stupid.
He justs lies and lies and lies constantly even when there is no benefit to it.
Perfect example the other day, he was confronted about saying Jesus was "just some dude" which he denied ever saying, only to have video evidence thrown in his face, and confronted again for saying Jesus was a sinner, which he lied about again only to have another video receipt thrown in his skeletal face again resulting in him just slinking off.

It really is pathological, I agree with the poster saying it should be in his thread title, it's one of his most defining traits, Nick Rekieta is a liar he's a man whose word is worthless, a man with absolutely no integrity, and by his own admission, no principles or morals.
He's a twisted, debaucherous, decadent hedonist whose only concern is his own immediate gratification and who has no control over his animal impulses, and that puts those impulses ahead of every thing else, his marriage, his family, his children, his reputation, nothing comes before indulging his base desires for the Balldo Pope.
He's a diseased, twisted Libertine, and the most pathetic thing is even that he half asses because he's lazy. At least Crowley and De Sade had the guts to go all out and chase their own destruction with all they had. Nick can't even get that right. Everything his does he fails at and fucks up. He can't even get being a nihilistic Libertine right, because it requires effort.
 
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There's two ways to read this,
-April is saying that Kayla at some point cheated on Nick
-April is referring to the BBC slamjam at Hedonism II

I personally want to believe the first possibility, it would put all of Nick's WE ARE MONOGAMOUS WE ARE MONOGAMOUS rambles pre-Qover into a new light.
Is she referring to the Star Trek Online emotional affair Kayla had?
 
Is she referring to the Star Trek Online emotional affair Kayla had?
That's a possibility but given the context I'd doubt it.

He just claimed they didn´t fuck energii_king. Wasn´t she a stay at home mom and he a stay at home streamer? Who would she cheat Nick with? The milkman?
There is also a 3rd: April is lying trying to prop up the idea that Nick is not a cuck because she is trying to be the main wife.
April's a loose enough cannon to just start fucking up the story. The sheer number of 'stay at home moms' that cheat is staggering, probably the majority of cheating wives throughout history are stay at home moms.
 
Always remember to include the prefix "Pedophile" when using Pedophile Patrick Melton's name. He's a clout goblin and I'm sure unironically jerks off to negative attention he gets, but much like only being able to hold power over a demon when you use its true name, you have to include 'pedophile' when discussing Melton because that's the only attention he dislikes. Pedophile Patrick Melton is a histrionic fat faggot who makes shit up for attention because he isn't creative or funny or interesting, it's why Red Bar doesn't talk about him anymore even though he was the OG Fool back in the day. I can't predict the future or if any of this is all gayfabe but I highly doubt Pedophile Patrick Melton has Aaron's credit card info, SSN or any other shit and that's his weak attempt at intimidating Aaron, probably suggested by Nick. Could I believe that Nick illegally accessed Aaron's Google Drive and that might have embarrassing pictures? Yes, which let's not bury the lead here: that's still a fucking serious big boy cyber crime. So go ahead Nick, leak those photos. Incriminate yourself even further. And more than anything, Nick;
Enjoy prison, balldo-cuck child. :tomlinson:
 
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