Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Ketamine is awesome

I've been wanting to use this clip of Nick talking about putting Kayla into the K-hole for some time. Finally, the opportunity arose.

Source (timestamped): https://youtu.be/I_xpNZwwmYs?t=15899

 

[SiggerNlayer]

When the husband is staying at home by their sides the whole day?

That wasn't always the case, pre youtube he did work and if they really do let the kids just look after eachother she can leave the house. Nick also sleeps the whole day and is drunk the other half. Really if you've heard cheater stories before you know there's always ways.
It may be less likely than April just referring to the melanin injection in Jamaica but I won't rule it out.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Because Kayla having some erp shit is so much worse than Nick keeping a concubine.

Never assume he didn’t engineer shit.

How many times did he wait for Kayla to go to bed alone so he could jerk off to Kevin Spacey before it came to that? How do we know he didn’t keep her miserable and alone just to wait for the pressure to build up to the point he could sell her on hedonism as an out?

Did he say her body was destroyed to his audience before or after her Trekkie -emotional- affair?

 

[Desktop User2]

That wasn't always the case, pre youtube he did work and if they really do let the kids just look after eachother she can leave the house. Nick also sleeps the whole day and is drunk the other half. Really if you've heard cheater stories before you know there's always ways.
It may be less likely than April just referring to the melanin injection in Jamaica but I won't rule it out.

The descent into madness is pretty recent, none of this check. It just reads like a MASSIVE stretch.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I can't think of another reason for Nick going full Chernobyl-do melt down besides that he's back on drugs. I seriously can't comprehend how he thinks any of this is a good idea. Yeah he's non-practising but he had some grasp on the law at some point but I can't believe that a drug addiction or hatred is making him decide to burn it all down, I'm wondering if a discussion with his lawyer has triggered this.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Maybe the court told him fuck off when he asked if he can get the chiropractor voodoo quack equivalent of a GC-MS.
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The guy that read FORTY SCIENCE ABSTRACTS also thinks getting his bones mangled can solve his wet-brain mental deficiency, or whatever.

>My chiropractor

And mind you, he wants people to take him seriously when he's saying that he's been digging into narcotics testing literature.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

The descent into madness is pretty recent, none of this check. It just reads like a MASSIVE stretch.

It isn't it's been going on for a while now. Relationships don't usually devolve quickly either, it usually takes years of little and big things happening to get to the plane ride to Hedonism II with your wife.

April's the one claiming this and it could be multiple things but it'd be foolish to believe Rekieta's version of events in Jamaica and if there's one observation you could make about their marriage based on how things have shaken out so far it's that their marriage was likely never as it seemed.

 

[Desktop User2]

it'd be foolish to believe Rekieta's version of events in Jamaica

I dont, I fully believe they were fucked by the Jamaicans. The point is believing April that Nick was cheated hence is not a cuck, specially when they spent the last week lying through their teeth.

 

[Scan_Lines]

There's two ways to read this,
-April is saying that Kayla at some point cheated on Nick
-April is referring to the BBC slamjam at Hedonism II

I personally want to believe the first possibility, it would put all of Nick's WE ARE MONOGAMOUS WE ARE MONOGAMOUS rambles pre-Qover into a new light.

It's so unbelievably common for weak men to try an open relationship when they've been cheated on. They get that security of still being in a "relationship" and they're wives get to fuck other people, rather than them address the issues that have caused and are causing the infidelity. Just look at Destiny.

I wonder if Nick being all over April was a way for him to hurt Kayla for cheating on him.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That's not how it works at all. You cannot make credible claims on camera, in public, that you committed multiple felonies and then prevent the police from using said video as a basis of a search warrant by simply saying "lmao jk bro."

I challenge you to try it, go post on Xitter something like "I planted a bomb in the cafeteria of [local elementary school], I will actively monitor activity at the school and trigger the bomb when I believe it will cause the most casualties. As proof, here are timestamped pictures of me assembling the bomb. Lol jk tho, is all a joke, lmao." Your house will be torn apart by locals, staties, and feds while you sit in a holding cell waiting for everyone to realize the inherent genius of your "joke."

It's not what I said at all.

If Melton had suddenly snapped out of his drunk and wasted persona and announced it was an act, the cop would need to disclose that otherwise you get a real Frank's hearing explaining why. You can't knowingly use a signposted comedy bit for a search warrant. Again, if he was suddenly sober and announcing the troll, which I was kind of sure was gonna happen.

He didn't switch out of his persona though and everything he says is fair game for the authorities to use in their investigation. Even though I still think he was playing around, there is nothing to show it to an investigator observing. The most reasonable take to an observer is "Guy got wasted and disclosed felonies "

 

[UnfinishedChapstick]

I've been wanting to use this clip of Nick talking about putting Kayla into the K-hole for some time. Finally, the opportunity arose.

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Source (timestamped): https://youtu.be/I_xpNZwwmYs?t=15899

I hate how everything that he has ever said in the past has shifted from offhand silly humor to actual horrifying statements with current context. For some reason, it really bothers me.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I hate how everything that he has ever said in the past has shifted from offhand silly humor to actual horrifying statements with current context. For some reason, it really bothers me.

Because he’s been bragging about the shit he’s been doing. Pretty demonic

 

[Drama Trauma]

I'm kinda surprised this song haven't posted yet.
Someone who are good with AI make Nick sing it with a few changes in the lyrics, it would be called BALLDO MAN!

Spoiler: Lyrics idea

She packed my bags last night pre-trial
Zero hour nine AM
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the swing so much I miss my side-wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
Spicer ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this jurisprudence I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A BALLDO man, a BALLDO man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rBALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Check out the edited original post

https://www.facebook.com/kayla.rekieta

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Minor power-level, but in similar situations I have witnessed, the mother is the sympathetic role to the daughter while the father is more aloof to play the disapproving role. The mother keeps the line of communication open and communicates to the father what is going on while the father is in much less contact.

Sure, maybe. But it would be quite a dedicated bit for a cheap laugh at best while potentially causing massive headaches later.

Even if Melton doesn’t catch criminal charges from this leak, Aaron could easily secure an airtight restraining order against him. Melton’s show would be dead for all intents and purposes.

• The 11th is Melton's birthday so he's doing a double grift of streams.
• Last year, he started a show by "pretending" to cry for an uncomfortably long time while in the dark, he's practiced at this type of gay ops.

It is dumb, either way. 'LOL! It was a werk, bish!', is not a legal defence.

Nick is not as smart as he thinks he is, and him getting arrested/a subpoena would just drive it home once more. He thought he was untouchable until May, and all his 'plans went out the window.

Hell I blame the grandparents too. It seems only Kayla sister was adult enough to say “holy shit this is fucked up police police!”

Why in the ever loving fuck is nick being allowed to be a retardation online? Why in the hell is Kayla not working on tbe divorce papers? You know I personally think that divorce is something one should pull out only in the most dire and extreme of circumstances, and this situation qualifies! When you have someone like me who thinks the Catholics are too liberal on divorce thinking you need a divorce…. It’s over bro

Parents (even the most strict) are very reluctant to do anything that would alienate their children. I have seen very traditional and religiously conservative families tolerate a lot of shite.

It really is just sad, all around.

 

[Annealing Crater]

It's so unbelievably common for weak men to try an open relationship when they've been cheated on. They get that security of still being in a "relationship" and they're wives get to fuck other people, rather than them address the issues that have caused and are causing the infidelity. Just look at Destiny.

I wonder if Nick being all over April was a way for him to hurt Kayla for cheating on him.

"I will be us."

No matter who Kayla is with, or how many of them at the same time, or what she's doing with them (whether it be snow angels or k-holing) , Nick will be the relationship for both of them.

 

[HackerX]

It's not what I said at all.

If Melton had suddenly snapped out of his drunk and wasted persona and announced it was an act, the cop would need to disclose that otherwise you get a real Frank's hearing explaining why. You can't knowingly use a signposted comedy bit for a search warrant. Again, if he was suddenly sober and announcing the troll, which I was kind of sure was gonna happen.

He didn't switch out of his persona though and everything he says is fair game for the authorities to use in their investigation. Even though I still think he was playing around, there is nothing to show it to an investigator observing. The most reasonable take to an observer is "Guy got wasted and disclosed felonies "

The issue is the fact that he did it. Cops aren't going to completely rely on a drunken retard stream, but evidence piles up.

 

[TexOffender]

MemeCopium is streaming the latest happenings.

Vices, mindset, uncivil, YF in the chat all having a chuckle at it.





When talking about how Nick promised to pay people something for popping in on his stream.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I've been wanting to use this clip of Nick talking about putting Kayla into the K-hole for some time. Finally, the opportunity arose.

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Source (timestamped): https://youtu.be/I_xpNZwwmYs?t=15899

I wonder what the odds are on Balldo having banged Qayla while she was semi/unconscious from either Ketamine or Benzos or some other prescription sleeper?
He's joking about it, but this fuck liked to own up to shit he was really doing but disguised as "jokes" for a while before he lost his shit and was exposed as a fucking creep, go back and watch his old streams, there's a few things he's "joked" about that later its revealed he's actually done.
I would not put it passed this snivelling little cuck to have borderline necro raped his zombied wife.
Not saying he did just that it wouldn't surprise me if he had.

The point is believing April that Nick was cheated hence is not a cuck

Thats exactly what a cuckhold is though.
The definition, not the fetish term.
A cuckhold is someone whose wife fucks another guy.
The fetish term cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife get railed, but the original definition is just a guy whose wife cheated.

 

[Oh Darn]

Archive fucked up. No audio. I will commence seppuku immediately

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The last 1.5 hours of Melton's Meltdown.

https://www.mediafire.com/file/u8dgcmhfnb6lqc5/Recording_2024-11-12_020438.mp4/file

https://www.mediafire.com/file/g1u287l8i5q4fnk/Recording_2024-11-12_022106.mp4/file

damn watched the smaller ep and this dude is sloshed. Must know he's fucked