Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

I'm kinda surprised this song haven't posted yet.
Someone who are good with AI make Nick sing it with a few changes in the lyrics, it would be called BALLDO MAN!

Spoiler: Lyrics idea

She packed my bags last night pre-trial
Zero hour nine AM
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the swing so much I miss my side-wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
Spicer ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this jurisprudence I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A BALLDO man, a BALLDO man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rBALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time

The Shatner version is far superior.

 

[Canard]

There was clip of Nick sperging something about attorney-client privilege. What was that really about? Who leaked what? And were they ever in any client-relationship even?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Am I reading this wrong or is April stating that Kayla cheated on Nick who is now doing all this debaucherous shit to get back at her

Yes, that is exactly what she's insinuating. Which again, lends credence to what I've said for months: Kayla started this debaucherous downward spiral and was the Original Sin. Which left Nick, whom was more than happy to go along with the downward spiral and see how far he could take it, to lead us to here. Everyone called myself and others who echoed that sentiment BalldoGuards because God forbid Our Wife do something wrong.

I'd love to take a victory lap, especially since it's well deserved, but the source is a crackhead on a bender speaking about a story that was told to her from a pathological liar whom at the time was likely trying to get in her panties and good graces. Is it true? Maybe. Is that how it went down? Fuck no.

 

[Desktop User2]

Thats exactly what a cuckhold is though.
The definition, not the fetish term.
A cuckhold is someone whose wife fucks another guy.
The fetish term cuck is a guy that likes to watch his wife get railed, but the original definition is just a guy whose wife cheated.

That´s why I think this late sperging about cheating is bullshit and I´m waiting for a stream were he defines cuckoldry.

 

[Oxyjen]

Melton said he logged into YouTube as Aaron and removed his mods?

I don’t believe he did.

There’s a clip (from last night I think) where Aaron was giving back mod privileges to people, saying there had been unauthorised removal.

That tips the scale towards “real” a little bit, for me.

(Edit - although if mods have been disappearing for some time as a glitch, Melty could just be claiming credit for that to bolster the bit)

 

[Desktop User2]

I'd love to take a victory lap, especially since it's well deserved

The source is the chick that was hacked by herself and was on the phone with Twitter support just this weekend, not to mention straight up trying to take Kayla´s place. Is it deserved?

 

[Goatchoker]

There’s a clip (from last night I think) where Aaron was giving back mod privileges to people, saying there had been unauthorised removal.

That tips the scale towards “real” a little bit, for me.

He also brought it up this morning.

“Weird that I haven’t lost any mods recently…..”

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yes, that is exactly what she's insinuating. Which again, lends credence to what I've said for months: Kayla started this debaucherous downward spiral and was the Original Sin. Which left Nick, whom was more than happy to go along with the downward spiral and see how far he could take it, to lead us to here. Everyone called myself and others who echoed that sentiment BalldoGuards because God forbid Our Wife do something wrong.

I'd love to take a victory lap, especially since it's well deserved, but the source is a crackhead on a bender speaking about a story that was told to her from a pathological liar whom at the time was likely trying to get in her panties and good graces. Is it true? Maybe. Is that how it went down? Fuck no.

Imagine that her husband watches American Beauty on repeat with creepy intensity, licking around the rim of a bottle of whiskey like he’s on the very precipice of hallucinating that it’s a dick he wants to suck.

At some point, broken and defeated, of course she’d just go to bed alone with a laptop or something to distract herself from the occasional wisps of utter desolation that slip through the net of benzodiazepines, and just maybe some Trekkie nerd had enough empathy to see something was profoundly wrong and ask about it

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The source is the chick that was hacked by herself and was on the phone with Twitter support just this weekend, not to mention straight up trying to take Kayla´s place. Is it deserved?

Just gonna ignore the rest of my post where I explain the source is a crackhead on a bender huh? Anything to defend heckin' wholesome Our Wife, I guess.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Nick needs a extra title to what looks to be his shoe in for LOLCow of 2024... The Most Felted Cow.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta and April are back melting down on Twitter. Looking through their timelines::

• Rekieta tweeted at 5:55am Minnesota time and has started posting now (around 10am local time)
• April tweeted at 4:47am Minnesota time before starting again at 7:39am

This Melton stuff is pure BS meant to smoke Aaron out

Sure. That doesn't mean that what he said in the streams beforehand was a joke though.

It is dumb, either way. 'LOL! It was a werk, bish!', is not a legal defence.

Nick is not as smart as he thinks he is, and him getting arrested/a subpoena would just drive it home once more. He thought he was untouchable until May, and all his 'plans went out the window.

It's not a "werk" with Nick. It's clear Nick has to have compromised and monitored Aaron's account(s).

He publicized information on Twitter about Aaron's private communications, including communications from Aaron to his lawyer, which are protected by attorney-client privilege.

 

[Desktop User2]

Just gonna ignore the rest of my post where I explain the source is a crackhead on a bender huh? Anything to defend heckin' wholesome Our Wife, I guess.

When the opener is that you deserve a victory lap, it´s hard to ignore it. I´ve been calling Kayla a benzoed stupid bitch drooling on the floor for at least 20 pages now but the will to claim poor Nick has been corrupted by evil WAHMAN is too strong.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

When the opener is that you deserve a victory lap, it´s hard to ignore it. I´ve been calling Kayla a benzoed stupid bitch drooling on the floor for at least 20 pages now but the will to claim poor Nick has been corrupted by evil WAHMAN is too strong.

Nobody is claiming Nick was corrupted by A woman. As soon as he has anything at all, it’s not good enough anymore, and that is an enduring characteristic that remains constant between all the peaks and valleys

 

[Laura Loomer]

I wonder what the odds are on Balldo having banged Qayla while she was semi/unconscious from either Ketamine or Benzos or some other prescription sleeper?

College pictures of him really gives off date-rapist vibes. Male cheerleader makes the odds even better imho.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nobody is claiming Nick was corrupted by A woman. As soon as he has anything at all, it’s not good enough anymore, and that is an enduring characteristic that remains constant between all the peaks and valleys

Kayla started this debaucherous downward spiral

TBF I really hope Nick goes full manninist as well and Kayla ends up flipping.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Either that or she says it was all Kayla's and Aaron's idea.

These people are so vapid and idiotic. April's playing "I'm the cool girl," and Nick will not defend his wife from attacks by his girlfriend. Kayla is a wet rag nonentity, but she needs to gtfo. Her stepdad sounds tragic, like he's heard her says she's staying (or not objecting to her husband's having a girlfriend and publicly announcing how they get down, which a hell of a humiliation), because she owes him/them because she did something wrong. Exactly what a Nick wants her to believe.

And she may have - or what she did "became" wrong when Nick redefined things, but either way you can bet he has been punishing her every second since then.

His earlier story was this:

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I mocked him for that. Especially his use of the term "counter-test." Others pointed out that CPS would absolutely accommodate a retest if he really wanted one.

He didn't want a retest (a legit one) because the first fucking test was right and a retest confirming the first would hurt his case further. Simple as. His whole "teh gubment" thing is worn and tired.

Well, now he´s directly saying the state impeded him of retesting;

Yeah, I responded to that too at the time. It was more vague, he couldn´t "counter test" because he didn´t have access to the kids. Now he straight up claiming the state prevented him to.

What he said there was that the State refused to perform the tests. Which is interesting phrasing - not refused to retest but to perform "the tests.". Probably insisted they use/ accept some random methodology that isn't accepted anywhere. Or he's just speaking loosely.

But as anyone who knows or is familiar with Nick or someone like him knows that he naturally states things in ways that sound almost like one thing in context but are vague enough for him to ackshually it or refine and shade it differently later. He thinks that makes him clever and a good debater. It's not; it's just a weaselly allergy to facts. Bc facts are only as real, solid, and true as suits his purposes at the time he's defining them for everyone. Want to see him rage? Insist on flat, clear, unassailable, defined-to-the-bone words and facts that have no ambiguity. He can't take it.

This Melton stuff is pure BS meant to smoke Aaron out

"Smoke him out" of what/ for what?

It's so unbelievably common for weak men to try an open relationship when they've been cheated on. They get that security of still being in a "relationship" and they're wives get to fuck other people, rather than them address the issues that have caused and are causing the infidelity. Just look at Destiny.

I wonder if Nick being all over April was a way for him to hurt Kayla for cheating on him.

Oh, you betcha! (Say it with a MN accent). As I mentioned above, Nick is a punisher.

"But, mom, s/he started it!""

"But but but [other person] started it!" as justification for behaving as he has been and is is an exceptionally childish view and not defensible. Congrats on having the integrity of Nick Rekieta.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

TBF I really hope Nick goes full manninist as well and Kayla ends up flipping.

Wumpy is talking about one downward spiral. Nick’s DNA is composed of double downward spirals where everyone else has helixes

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

TBF I really hope Nick goes full manninist as well and Kayla ends up flipping.

Being the trigger doesn't mean she's the cause.
For example: stress can trigger schizophrenia, but it's not the cause of it. (An unrelated analogy just to demonstrate my point.)

Clearly Nick has always had issues deep to his core, but was able to pretend to be normal for a very long time. The idea that Kayla somehow triggered the downfall, doesn't absolve him in any way whatsoever.

Personally I have no idea what's true, so not claiming one thing or the other. Too many unreliable narrators (Nick being chief among them.)

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh this cabinet shit is getting pretty close to Boogie-type narcissism. How does he not notice the gaping hole in his cabinetry every time he looks in its general direction? Wouldn't it blend in more and be easier to forget if it matched its surroundings? Wouldn't manning up and fixing it be a sign of acceptance and moving on?

Also, the "guy who did it is my friend and he died", wouldn't it be 'was'? I (autistically) nitpick because Nick is a fucking liar and I want to write off his mixing tenses as a slip of the tongue. I don't know who this friend was/is, but since I'm missing something I'm gonna call bullshit.

If this friend was real, then I'm a faggot and that's a sad loss, but Nick is just being a lazy bitch and not being able to fix a kitchen cabinet because of the loss of a friend seems like the most bullshit lazy cope.

I think this shows the level of narcissistic thinking and mental gymnastics Nick has sunk too. He made sure to make that open cabinet below his sink a visible while doing his kitchen stream. He was waiting for someone to remark upon it.

In his weird brain commemorating a “friend” by not fixing a kitchen cabinet makes him sympathetic and wholesome, and the people pointing it out are monsters for picking at this terrible wound of a lost friend. It’s utterly bizarre, not sympathetic.

It’s weird Nick is incapable of fixing a cabinet door himself. It’s not like his kitchen has some customs cabinetry by his dear master cabinet maker buddy. Like all modern kitchens his uses mass manufactured cabinets which local guys install and puts pre drilled hinges on. Nick is wistful for the guy who died before he ordered his replacement door from cabinets.com.

I’d bet when Kayla is in the kitchen and asks about the latest CPS matter or picking up the kids, Nick looks at the cabinet and weeps. Kayla has to soothe him and shuts up about these silly family matters.

I think the last year demonstrates Nick’s level of social retardation and isolation. He mourns his local kitchen cabinet installer/ handyman. When he finally made a local IRL friend it was Aaron & April and it blew up their entire life. Within a month of meeting Aaron and April they were trying to fuck them and get them to move next door. They are like lonely MN vampires.

(also Jesus this thread moves too fast. I start a post at night and when I return to finish it the next morning there are 50 more pages)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta and April are back melting down on Twitter. Looking through their timelines::

• Rekieta tweeted at 5:55am Minnesota time and has started posting now (around 10am local time)
• April tweeted at 4:47am Minnesota time before starting again at 7:39am

Here are the latest April meltdown tweets. Sorry, the archiver doesn't preserve profile images apparently.

Bulk archive








Latest status: melting down crying because somebody sent her a clip of her on STMS



April threatens X ayyylawgs:



Everything else in the spoiler because there's so many:

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