Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[flay_fat_e]

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Damn... her face is lookin' extra haggard (and punchable). Good thing she's treating her lipedema and inflammation with the dumplings and cookies diet as prescribed by Dr. Scamron and Dr. "Space Pod" Derpst.
Has anyone ever talked shit about Anna, besides us? There's got to be somebody that worked with her, realized what an obnoxious unprofessional beast she is and then, spilled the beans about her. I know she gets some pushback for her bullshit, like in the "This belted robe that doesn't fit me is actually a wrap around skirt with a built in cardigan made out of old curtains, okay? God! Semantics! Go find joy, plebs!" comments but has Anna ever really faced any true criticism? I know there are plenty of YT reactors but she seems immune to it. I just find it so hard to believe that not one single person hasn't wrinkled their nose in disgust and given her some serious side eye.
Her friend with the giant head seems unaware that manwhore Jon is jockeying for position to be Anna's one and only true-blue bestie.

She doesn’t pick up on it I think and the people she is filming are all there to do this big filming woohoo thing for you tube so they are under pressure and can’t point out the emperors new clothes

 

[xogossipgorl]

I recommend watching her sultry strutting vid on .25 speed.

It's remarkable how her thighs whack into her lower gunt. That must cause as much chafing as her inner thighs blobbing together. Even at the end of pregnancy I don't remember hitting my belly with my thighs. What an utter failure her "surgeries" were.

In the huffing like a train video, her beach ball shelf ass is still in the shot when it ends, a floating orange orb. It reminded me of how Chantal's gunt entered the frame before her when she'd walk back into her room.

 

[OttoWest]

Anna’s lack of musical preference or experience has always intrigued me, and I don’t know where I’m going with this, but there’s something going on here that I can’t quite put my finger on.

There’s always been a weird disconnect between Anna and pop culture, or at least how she approaches it on her social media.

Only now is she discussing Taylor Swift, when the peak of Swiftie hysteria was a year and a half ago. She barely touched Barbie mania. She’s generally late to the current hot binge show or not into them at all (lord knows what she’d make of Baby Reindeer). Her music preferences amount to wearing a Fleetwood Mac t-shirt (lord knows what she’d make of Tusk). No music or movie or show seems to genuine inspire or delight her. She just spends her non-food free time scrolling and shopping. She has the attention span of a gnat.

Maybe because she’s such an apex consumer and she’s obsessed with reliving her adolescent years I assumed she would be tuned into all of that but maybe not. Surely much of this started in her childhood, so much of which is still a mystery.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

What’s going on is that she’s big and she’s active she’s like a burly Irish man or a bouncer she has endurance she can do a lot of work, she’s flexible but now the fat is affecting her cause she’s hitting the age wall and it’s so extreme. She is working so hard to be positive about herself probably because everybody has put her down before and all that that she has to live in her old world to be in denial about it, she doesn’t have much self awareness of how she appears to the outside world.

Spoiler: Sperg about Anna

She wants to be a coach for people to be healthy and active but she’s not able to keep it up like she used to, she may have had good spurts and progress here and there but she pushes herself too much and doesn’t know she has size limits and that’s when she ends up crying under a bush on a hiking trail or all alone in the caves in the Virgin Islands or whatever. You need to be able bodied to do all of those things and her fat is disabling to her and now she’s learning she can’t just be like everybody else and she’s probably going to adjust to that by lying and keeping up her insta perfect self while drinking and eating all the time in the background. She is a narcissist and needs to be like, she probably is on the autism spectrum cause she’s totally clueless about what other people think of her and she hides it by being gregarious and loquacious as a coping mechanism. If I go and act friendly and happy then they will be happy to have me there and I can’t act like I don’t belong so I have to keep up appearances and act like I know what I’m doing.

My kid told me about the glass menagerie play by Tennessee Williams which has a personality disordered main character type mom and it reminds me of Anna, a clueless toxic person. She feels like she has money so she’s being nice and paying for her “friends” to do things with her and they are being nice and enjoying the benefits and enabling her cause they probably feel sorry for her and it’s like a whole system of mental illness codependency

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You know like everybody else is saying lol.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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First video: Drunk deathfat trying to jerk off by rubbing herself on the carpet, but her gunt is covering her crotch too much. She gives up and decides to drink wine in bed instead.

Second video: Outside a middle school, a drunk deathfat waits for 8th grade boys to get out of school. Offers them vodka and weed to "hang out" back at her apartment. Molestation occurs.

Sorry Anna, all your "inspirational" fitness and fashion vids look like sex crimes lately.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[OttoWest]

The irony of putting “Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes” on the back of a 5XL jacket.

 

[thejackal2]

I don't think she reads here or her reddit but it is telling that after ditching her god kids to take their mom to Disney she makes this post.

Like the step count, the more a person mentions how much salad they eat, the fatter they are.

 

[Bela Lugosi]

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I love Nick Swardson

 

[Programmer Socks]

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What is this? I hesitate to even call it an outfit: docs, compression tights, booty shorts, an ugly Christmas sweater all topped with a hat stolen from someone’s Village People Halloween costume.

This isn’t even something you put together when it’s the middle of the night and your house is on fire. It’s the fashion equivalent of Homer’s improvised meal of pie crust, cloves and Tom Collins mix. Is it some kind of Swiftie thing? Surely we are meant to laugh.

Reminded me of this Jenny Saville painting, from the waist down at least.

 

[thejackal2]

That looks like a big plate of "flare ups"!

400 calories in the skewers, 320 on the mashed taters, 290 on the brussels, 500 on the sweet potatoes and 640 on the cheese sticks. This doesn't include any sauces, of which Nando's applies liberally. So a nice light 2000 or so calorie lunch for our skinny legend. You know she washed it all down with a full sugar coke or three.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

100% lipedema, folks.

How does she stand having her belt cinched directly under her sad tits like that? It's so high up it's likely compressing her lungs. Plus, it just looks stupid.

I'm so glad Anna is a huge fat beast. Can you even imagine how much more obnoxious she'd be if she wasn't?

 

[Clotso Coof]

She eats a 2000+ calorie lunch while wearing that outfit. It's actually slightly see-through from being stretched too far over her huge body.

400 calories in the skewers, 320 on the mashed taters, 290 on the brussels, 500 on the sweet potatoes and 640 on the cheese sticks. This doesn't include any sauces, of which Nando's applies liberally. So a nice light 2000 or so calorie lunch for our skinny legend. You know she washed it all down with a full sugar coke or three.

Maybe only Coke, but I bet it's cocktails. Anna likes her booze.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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Ive never seen ANY of the shit she’s eating at any nandos ( can UK / aus peeps weigh in) I feel like this is all bullshit and they told her to promote these new items.

 

[glass_houses]

Ive never seen ANY of the shit she’s eating at any nandos ( can UK / aus peeps weigh in) I feel like this is all bullshit and they told her to promote these new items.

I have not here in Australia. I'm not at all a fan of the place, but a relative eats there very regularly because they're one of a very few places where they can get gluten free savoury meals.

If Nando's is planning to change their menu and ingredients here too, the Coeliac Society is going to lose their collective shit.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Anna has been promoting this dumb Nandos shit for a while now.

She’s been in Austin for years and still doesn’t know the simple pleasures of El Pollo Rico.


It’s a grilled chicken place. An Austin staple. People make housing decisions based on their potential proximity to the greatest chicken shack to ever exist. Every decent Mexican restaurant in Austin has a creamy green salsa on the table because El Pollo Rico does it.

Behold


Instead, she’s posting a British chain of South African chicken that just opened up in Texas.

Anna has no excuse for not going to El Pollo Rico, they are everywhere.

 

[OttoWest]

Anna’s platter runneth over.

That’s three sides— four counting the sweet potato fries clearly sitting in front of (I’m guessing) Tracey. Even split between two people that’s A LOT of eats. That’s like a pound or two of food for just a lunch.

I love Anna’s whole “I’m an insider, I ate at Nando’s when I lived in London” schtick around a fast food chain with over a thousand outlets. Heaven help Austin when they get a Jollibee’s.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Heaven help Austin when they get a Jollibee’s

Babe, don’t look now, but—

Spoiler:

I told you not to look!