Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Make Anime Illegal]

Fatrick is supposed to be intimidating with his firearms but I have still yet to see any evidence he knows how to zero a rifle, let alone shoot one accurately past 50 meters. I have however seen plenty of evidence that he does not know how to properly shoot a pistol.

 

[Judge Holden]

I hadn't even considered sovcit Pat. Please please please Santa give me this for next year. I need to see Pat 'renounce' his citizenship, roll around in his 'vessel' magnetizing traffic stops and getting his window busted open weekly.

Given the autistic way he voices his heritage and this new "#Resistance Cell" LARP he may be going in an entirely different direction....


Paramilitary Pig may well be what nets him cow of the year next year should the stars align

Oh yeah and while looking for this image by searching "irish" on his xitter I found these two images


That fucking stare.....that fucking hair....

Also this one which doesnt look like much when you first see it....


...but then look at the mirror which shows pig taking the shot


Zoom in...

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Protip: the effective range of a P90 (which fatprick owns) is about 200m. The effective range of an AR-15 (which fatprick doesn't own) is 400m-600m.

 

[Judge Holden]

His cheek fat ensures he never notices, although that doesnt stop him continuing to furiously NOCHILD his own fucking team for lacking total loyalty to the Eternal President
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Previously on this thread there was discussion over how pig compares to moviebob, and its quite a fascinating hypothetical given how striking their similarities are (fat, manchild, fat, obsessed with corporate slop-culture, fat, internet tough guy, fat, infamous for being an argumentative autist on xitter, fat, pretentiously holds himself as a man of culture and a geek icon, fat....the list is fucking endless niggas) but fundamentally the main difference besides how much longer the blob has been on the farms' radar and his repeated and amusing crossovers with the likes of Lindsay Ellis, is that moviebob is a straight up nihilistic doomer with his THE SUPERIOR FUTURE HAS FALLEN. MILLIONS OF RURAL SO-CALLED "PEOPLE" MUST DIE schtick while fat is perpetually high on his unique brand of simpering forced optimism and smugness over the inevitable victory he and his "team" will be winning over all his enemies aaaaany day now.

Or to simplify, fatrick is Hitler in this stage of the movie Der Untergang....

While moviebob is this stage....

So uh.....I remembered posting this a couple months back and well....I guess we finally got our fucking Bunker freakout from the pig man.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

So Drumpfler is going to send the army to round up immigrants/fags/dissidents by the millions BUT on the other hand Trump can still be peacefully un-elected by the federal government BUT on the other other hand society is going to collapse with no law or order BUT on the other hoof people who call Pat a fat faggot on the internet are still going to prison
It's enough to make your head cheese spin

This is your brain on MSNBC and CNN

 

[Meriasek]

You think Professor Jennifer Taub is going to get the Lesley treatment now that she has crossed the Man of Pig? I'm thinking yes. His raging misogyny will not permit any other course.

Have you not been paying attention? Under Trump's regime there will be NO. MORE. IMMIGRANTS. CHILD! Unless you want to make hotel beds. We need immigrants to do that. It's a lost art to Americans. You'll need to get an H-1B visa, since it is a highly technical skill. And learn to speak Spanish so you can understand your supervisors.

I'm German, got a degree in physics, and if I get a job offer, can I come? I might even have distant relatives left who emigrated in the 18th century.

The Grim Reepork spiraling into fedpost territory is glorious. But I really hope he doesn't go too far, if his accounts get cancelled, what will we laugh at?

 

[femoralcanal]

Nothing special to be honest, but I did chuckle at the organic lolcow convergence in this tweet chain:

 

[Roland TB-303]

One thing that dawned on me is that Rick doesn’t have the capacity for empathy or to put himself in another person’s shoes. Does he have theory of mind? Is he actually autistic? This xeet exemplifies it perfectly.



Instead of thinking maybe some people actually would be disappointed that they can’t be grandparents, he has to shoehorn this inappropriate ideology about boomer wealth into it. I honestly think Rick has no soul. He would make fun of me for saying that but it kinda proves my point. He doesn’t have the capacity to entertain different ideas or to think for himself. He waits for bigger accounts to post his talking points. He must have cheated for that 1.2 GPA.

 

[Maude Snew]

the Supreme Court has already weighed in to clarify that this is the only way someone can become considered an insurrectionist in this context.

Actually you will find that the taco supreme he had at the food court agrees with him, he even did the voice for it and all his Disney Star Wars dolls.

 

[Broadside]

Nothing special to be honest, but I did chuckle at the organic lolcow convergence in this tweet chain:
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Even FilmRobert is sounding more sane than Pat these days. Inauguration is gonna kill Patty off!

 

[DickMain]

I cant...I fucking just woke up now and I cant handle this

If you were really woke you'd be joining Il Generalissimo on the front lines. Pack your things, stalker child, you're off to the killing fields. Enjoy base camp.

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Is....is he saying what I think he is saying or has my mind melted more than usual?

Just go to Cabella's or a Walmart, retards.

The Grim Reepork spiraling into fedpost territory is glorious. But I really hope he doesn't go too far, if his accounts get cancelled, what will we laugh at?

His court proceedings.

 

[femoralcanal]

come to America to get away from the Nazi's and the killing.

my wife and three of my kids are Jews.

You and Trump are *the* worst nazis I have ever seen. Do you have any idea how much Pat cries in his sleep when  this is the kind of uber evil stalkers he'll have to fight for the next 4 years??

Shame on you!

 

[Something Awful]

One thing that dawned on me is that Rick doesn’t have the capacity for empathy or to put himself in another person’s shoes. Does he have theory of mind? Is he actually autistic? This xeet exemplifies it perfectly.

Realistically, yes, I'm sure he does have empathy, just not for "the enemy". Rick is hardly unique in this regard, go to any thread in A&N and you'll see it's full of the same kind of people. Try and tell them they should have empathy for niggers, Jews, liberals or trannies, and see how it goes.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

For all you who said it didn’t matter who won the election because Rick’s reaction would be funny either way, admit it… It’s way more funny with Trump winning.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I have secret insider knowledge that RFK Jr has Patrick on a list of known Fat Faggots with Bitch-tits. He’s gonna make Patrick run that marathon again.

Your statement implies that he ran the marathon the first time. First of all, he cheated and didn't complete the full route. Second, whatever pathetic fat man waddle he did does not qualify as running.

If bitch tits had to actually *run* a marathon he wouldn't make it more than a block before complaining of chin splints and having to drop out.

Have you not been paying attention? Under Trump's regime there will be NO. MORE. IMMIGRANTS. CHILD! Unless you want to make hotel beds. We need immigrants to do that. It's a lost art to Americans.

That's just what he wants you to believe. The real reason is that without a fresh stream of immigrants Pat knows that he'll run out of raw materials for his artisanal pepperoni.

 

[Maude Snew]

You seem to be forgetting that it was a half marathon so either way he never ran a full marathon, much less without cheating and his time was still complete dogshit. He got clowned on by senior citizens that day.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Realistically, yes, I'm sure he does have empathy, just not for "the enemy". Rick is hardly unique in this regard, go to any thread in A&N and you'll see it's full of the same kind of people. Try and tell them they should have empathy for niggers, Jews, liberals or trannies, and see how it goes.

Interestingly enough A&H has tons of empathy for liberal nigger Jew trannies when they don’t get what’s coming. In other words if the ordinary Jews get fucked over by something, there’s usually a lot of empathy handed around - hell the amount of empathy for the Jew who cont content sprayed by Nick is pretty high.

Rick can’t even do “voted for the leopards eat my face party” right. If he does attempt to show empathy it’s so obviously entirely performative for the purposes of going viral.

And to “conservative lawl pat” he’s going entirely the wrong way on guns - if you’re worried about crime (or want to commit crimes) you buy concealable pistols. If you’re worried about survival or paramilitary actions, you get shotguns and rifles. Once shit hits the fan concealing isn’t an issue anymore.

Of course, Rick has an advantage; his porcine folds can conceal a P90 or even an entire battalion of tanks.

The ultimate irony, of course, is that buying a scary black rifle often mellows your political perspective- I know a few diehard liberals who didn’t become conservative after becoming a gun owner, but certainly calmed down and look at things differently.

 

[Red Frida]

You seem to be forgetting that it was a half marathon so either way he never ran a full marathon, much less without cheating and his time was still complete dogshit. He got clowned on by senior citizens that day.

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From the second better forum you'll see that it's even more grim than that. He not only ran horrible times at half marathons, but Pat's wife's EMPLOYEE was forced to not only run with Pat (his boss's husband), and also had to lose to make big boy feel special judging from the fact this employee ran much faster times solo:
Post in thread 'Mothballed - Is Niki Gone after the Lawsuit?' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/mothballed-is-niki-gone-after-the-lawsuit.62863/post-1466874
Having to tard wrangle your boss's husband by running significantly slower at a half marathon is a major employment humiliation ritual.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

From the second better forum you'll see that it's even more grim than that. He not only ran horrible times at half marathons, but Pat's wife's EMPLOYEE was forced to not only run with Pat (his boss's husband), and also had to lose to make big boy feel special judging from the fact this employee ran much faster times solo:
Post in thread 'Mothballed - Is Niki Gone after the Lawsuit?' https://new.onaforums.net/threads/mothballed-is-niki-gone-after-the-lawsuit.62863/post-1466874
Having to tard wrangle your boss's husband by running significantly slower at a half marathon is a major employment humiliation ritual.
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He looks like his wife cucks him and acts as their fluffer so I have zero compassion for him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

your boss's husband

This guy is married to Jen Huber? It’s not her brother? She looks a lot older and less attractive than him.