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cybertoaster said:
You mean the RTG? they still make those, and its a cylinder.
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cybertoaster said:
Plutonium is from the 40s.
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They literally do not make them. They made a bunch of material, and the immediate precursors to it. And those are sitting somewhere. Strontium is what they use for special purposes today generally.

And Acksheally you fell for the ultimate trap, 238 is used in RTGs, but 239 is used in weapons. Fake nuclear autist detected. REEEEEEE
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
Easy. Its not Alvin. Uranium ain't shit. Now, your average Radcon 1 person would suggest it's the Radium, but the thing about Radium is that it fucking behaves itself. Simon's going to be eating some Full Body dose from the Gamma Rays but most of that's on the extremities anyway and unless he's licking it he'll be fine.

Theodore is fucked though. Theodore is fucked beyond comprehension. Something they don't tell you about Plutonium is that it behaves like the entity from The Thing. It's.... atomically bouncy. This isn't a joke. You wanna know why they didn't make any more of those "Voyager" spheres? They basically had to grout the entire facility because they blinked and the entire building was contaminated. Theodore is rawdogging contamination that hasn't been seen since Fukashima. Theodore will not pass a full body scan for the rest of his life. Theodore's wife will not pass a FBS for the rest of her life. Neither will her OBGYN. And ALL contamination is Full Body.

Forget the whole "blue fire outpacing light" shit from the movies. They cover plutonium with those fancy spheres because even the speds in the 30s licking glowing paintbrushes got nervous at how fast Plutonium started to fly.
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Only by reading this did I go back and suddenly realize what was happening in the original picture :story:
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
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If you've seen the video, you know.
The Shattered Sheboon. The Smashed Shaniqua. The We Wuzn't. The Negreality Check.

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Imagine a race of aliens comes to earth and started openly showing us their insanely advanced technology like FTL, unlimited antimatter energy, atomic replicators, medical nanotech, terraforming and then some soyLMAO shows up and is like "NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COME TO THIS SHITHOLE PLANET AND DESTROY THEIR CULTURE NOOOOOO WE HAVE TO LEAVE THEM BE!" and they do, so we're stuck in this planet knowing there's a whole universe beyond our imagination out there but we will never reach it.

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