Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

D_Tractor said:
Guess who's writing the Sam Bankman-Fried movie
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Washed up post-“Blind Side” lawsuit Michael Lewis and Lena Dunham together to cover one of the largest DNC money launder schemes of all time that nobody will watch? This timelines truly is the best.

She really looks awful, even by post-2014 Lena Dunham standards. Another 10lbs and she could get Council housing if she shows up in a Burberry scarf or a keffiyeh.
 
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The Hardest R said:
This is someone who spent several years trying and failing to write a script for Polly Pocket to the point where it got yanked from her. She is not capable of writing a script about Sam Bankman-Fried. I expect it’ll be actually written by uncredited scriptwriters.
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Why on earth does Polly Pocket need a movie, much less one that takes several years to write?
 
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Meanwhile Attawalpa has been on tour as the support band for Liz Lawrence. Except it's not Attawalpa besides the gigs in London. For the rest of the UK and Ireland tour, it's just been Luis in a "creative duo" with a viola player called Freya Hicks.
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During Dublin they were hanging out with a ginger guy that I initially took to be Freya's boyfriend, but he's the trumpeter Jack Jones who used to be in a band with Freya (and I'm 80% sure is gay). He didn't follow on the rest of the tour. Emma is young, pretty and a talented musician (she graduated from the Guildhall in 2021). And in my opinion, she's reminiscent of Luis's ex-girlfriend Emma Chitty.

I wonder how Lena is feeling about Luis spending two weeks alone in hotel rooms with a seemingly unattached good looking young woman? Maybe she might make a couple of cope posts in the run-up to it, possibly trying to imply they've been together for longer than they have by using photos from long before they knew each other, and then trying to emphasise how unshakably strong their bond is?
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Oh and Luis has finished his new album, but that's not as interesting as speculating that Lena's marriage is on the rocks.

I also wonder how Lena feels about The Substance. You know, that movie that came out recently where an aging celebrity takes a substance that causes her to hatch out a perfect, beautiful, idealised woman who's so mind blowingly sexy that she mogs the washed up celebrity? If you're in certain circles like Lena's, nobody's been able to shut up about it. Anyway, Jack Antonoff's wife Margaret Qualley plays Sue, aforementioned idealised woman whose incredible body and beautiful face are blown up in high definition throughout.
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It'd be a psychological horror on two levels for Lena as many characters spend time talking about how breathtakingly beautiful and sexy Sue is while the camera roves over her in a gratuitously pornographic way. Also despite playing a 21 year old, Margaret is actually 30, which means she's closer to Lena's age of 38 than to her character yet still pulls it off.
 
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FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
Their last music video from 2022
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I can't get over how bland, 1990s throwaway this music video is. It's the kind that would come on during Beavis & Butthead and the two would look at each other and change the channel. It's not even "retro 90s ironic" which would also be dumb, it's just bad

AssignedEva said:
It'd be a psychological horror on two levels for Lena as many characters spend time talking about how breathtakingly beautiful and sexy Sue is while the camera roves over her in a gratuitously pornographic way.
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That, and don't forget the other character becoming progressively more hideous and shut-in as she watches Sue's success from afar, holing up in her apartment and eating food.

AssignedEva said:
Oh and Luis has finished his new album, but that's not as interesting as speculating that Lena's marriage is on the rocks.
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The words "Love is blind" over a pic of overweight Lena in skintight clothes gazing at him while he looks in the other direction certainly is....a choice
I know it's meant to be fun and zany but her description of him makes him sound like a pathological liar and a loser. I'm going to go with "yeah Luis is definitely banging the cute young woman he's traveling with under the guise of it being a mini-tour" because COME ON, OF COURSE HE IS
 
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I suspect Lena through gritted teeth has allowed her husband to “explore” in order to keep their dead and gay marriage afloat for just a little while longer. She knows that if Luis leaves her, that’ll be it. She’s always come off like a cold fish but she enjoys the status boost of having some random dude she can call her husband. Especially as her ex Jack Antonoff continues to become more established while Lumpy Lena is far away in his rear view mirror.
 
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Mellorine said:
Her Ferdinand The Bull tattoo has faded and deformed to create the impression of varicose veins on her upper arm. Gross.
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Its always looked like shit and you cant even tell it's a bull anyway. All of her tattoos are trash. She has money for good ones, so one must assume she gets tatted to mutilate her body.
 
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