Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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Melton milking the attention:
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The next poll should be: Will I survive prison?

Archive and Link of the NLO and Juju xeets, posted by @I Will Be Us.
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The eyes of the law don't take kayfabe into consideration. When you are doing this kind of thing during an active case whether you are joking or not makes no difference. I think Melton's ego like all of these guys lead him into a neighborhood he doesn't belong in or understand.

He's blinded by his devotion to destroying Aaron and nothing else matters to him.
 

The Data Breach—BEFORE Rekieta published part of it

Okay, I took some time to look into when Melton started openly talking about this potential illegal collection of Aaron's personal data until Rekieta published it on X. This post is a summary of my findings. I may have missed some things, as I do not wish to harm myself by watching Melton's full streams. My search was limited to looking at key words in the stream transcription.

Oct 29, 2024 - Rekieta says in the chat that he can prove Aaron jerks off after reading the farms.


(Source: October 29, 2024: April Anderson's Clown Court! Aaron Imholte's Positivity! New Apples, Who Dis? | Nobody Likes Onions)
Melton started talking about this "big thing" he had after Rekieta sent a chat in Melton's stream about having proof that Aaron jerks off after reading his KiwiFarms thread.

Oct 31, 2024 - The First Tease, "All-Encompassing."


(Source: October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat! | Nobody Likes Onions)
This is the first stream where I saw Melton start to allude to a big thing that's going to come out and blow your mind.


(Source: October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat! | Nobody Likes Onions)
During the same stream, he details more about this. It's not just a story; it's a big, all-encompassing thing, better than a situation where April spilled all of Aaron's deep secrets.

Nov 04, 2024 - Remember when Rekieta talked about Aaron jerking off?


(Source: November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions)
Melton teases more, talking about how he learned something... And questions why and how Nick could say, "Aaron jerks off after reading my KiwiFarms thread. I'm NOT kidding."

Nov 07, 2024 - Five people know. It's like Rekieta bugged Aaron's house, and it's ONGOING.


(Source: November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions)
Melton says he has info that maybe only five people on Earth know. He states that if Aaron knew about this, he'd go completely radio silent because it's "life-shattering." He affirms it's not a bluff and he's not kidding. He also reaffirms it's not just one thing; it's lots of things—huge, documented, and provable.


(Source: November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions)
Melton thinks it will take a few months before this can be disclosed. He can't talk about what it is because:
1. The Rekieta situation probably needs to be finalized first.
2. Someone asked him not to disclose this info.
3. It's still ongoing, and stating what it is may interfere with further developments of this big thing.


(Source: November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions)
Melton says that Nick bugging Aaron's house could be a good analogy. "This thing" is as good as Nick having bugged Aaron's house. Not revealing what it is will permit further recordings of what's happening.


(Source: November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions)
While Melton explains how Nick planting a recording device in Aaron's house is a good analogy, Nick sends a chat about how he has "his Jersey Mike's purchase history."

Nov 08, 2024 - Rekieta on Melton's show: "I can prove Aaron jerks off after reading my KiwiFarms thread."


(Source: THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions)
Finally, we reach the day where Rekieta soberly states during Melton's show that he can prove Aaron jerks off after reading his KiwiFarms thread. After this stream, Rekieta eventually publishes his "proof" on Nov 09, 2024.

Overall, looking at all these clips—before Rekieta disclosed the nature of the "stuff that is going to come out"—it seems clear to me that this was a big gay op that backfired, and now Melton is trying to gaslight the audience, making it seem like a funny thing, a la Juju the Cow.
 
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He's blinded by his devotion to destroying Aaron
and why does he care so much about destroying Aaron?

- was it a generational blood fued? no
- is aaron some sort of evil force that needs to be stopped? no

THE QUEEN!! only cares because of 20 years of being in obscurity
THE QUEEN!! only cares because now HE can be the bully
THE QUEEN!! only cares because he is now the idol
THE QUEEN!! only cares about "HIT THE LIKE BUTTON"

aaron is not some dragon that will swallow the world........he's just a fucking four eyed cuck

THE QUEEN!! may have created a Kingdom.......however, his Kingdom is bore out of avarice, being vile, and the adoration from a scumbag, mid 40's fanbase (that he secretly hates btw)

fuck this nigga THE QUEEN!!


i hate this man
 
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and why does he care so much about destroying Aaron?

- was it a generational blood fued? no
- is aaron some sort of evil force that needs to be stopped? no

THE QUEEN!! only cares because of 20 years of being in obscurity
THE QUEEN!! only cares because now HE can be the bully
THE QUEEN!! only cares because he is now the idol
THE QUEEN!! only cares about "HIT THE LIKE BUTTON"

aaron is not some dragon that will swallow the world........he's just a fucking four eyed cuck

THE QUEEN!! may have created a Kingdom.......however, his Kingdom is bore out of avarice, being vile, and the adoration from a scumbag, mid 40's fanbase (that he secretly hates btw)

fuck this nigga THE QUEEN!!


i hate this man
Since I found out about this retard and saw how obsessed he is with Aaron I just assumed it was a gay thing. The only time I've ever seen a guy act this insane about another guy, it was always a gay guy either mad at an ex or bitter a dude didn't want to fuck him.

Maybe that's why Melton and Nick get along so well.
 
Overall, looking at all these clips—before Rekieta disclosed the nature of the "stuff that is going to come out"—it seems clear to me that this was a big gay op that backfired, and now Melton is trying to gaslight the audience, making it seem like a funny thing, a la Juju the Cow.
Nice summary.

It seems like it was real before Melton started getting pushback about how stupid his course of conduct was. Then he started to over-sell everything to try to retroactively turn everything he said into a big joke.

He certainly seems to have been tipped off in advance about Rekieta's illicit access.
 
Overall, looking at all these clips—before Rekieta disclosed the nature of the "stuff that is going to come out"—it seems clear to me that this was a big gay op that backfired, and now Melton is trying to gaslight the audience,
The thing is that the threats, intimidation and harassment are still real and ongoing.
It does not matter if they actual have what they claim to have, they are still fucking with a state witness in a trial, in the name of the person charged with a felony.

They might not get the 20 years they could face if all things were true and as bad as possible, but they should still face being charged for something here. Conspiracy to harass and intimidate a state witness is still very much in the cards.
At the very least Aaron should get out with multiple restraining orders against all people involved here, which they would 100% violate.
 
Melton says he has info that maybe only five people on Earth know. He states that if Aaron knew about this, he'd go completely radio silent because it's "life-shattering." He affirms it's not a bluff and he's not kidding. He also reaffirms it's not just one thing; it's lots of things—huge, documented, and provable.
Fun fact: threatening to reveal detrimental information about someone unless they do something you have no right to demand is still felony blackmail even if the information does not even exist or is fabricated.
 
Maybe that's why Melton and Nick get along so well.
RELATED: there is a gif of THE QUEEN!! going TO TOWN on a dildo from his pre-aaron NLO period

not that their is anything wrong with being a fag or trying to fag-shame.....It's just a sexual preference

found it

tbf to THE QUEEN!!, that nigga don't care that he filmed himself doing this so this is not a big "GOTCHA".......


that gif is yet another thing he will chalk up to "EDGY HUMOR, MAHHHHHNNN"

nigga, no- you're a faggot....get fat-AIDS

EDIT: and i realize that their is a facet of Acting, comedy, or any things related to being a performer where you have to be unafraid, or put yourself in uncomfortable positions.....on the other hand, there's you sucking a dildo on video-----Sir John Gielgud didn't do any of that faggot nigga shit.......fuck outta here yo
 

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He's repulsive to look at, he's miserable to listen to, and he's unfunny.
I can't understand anyone watching this live. I'd recommend watching the clips I posted above at least at 1.5x speed because he talks very slowly................. with very long............... pauses...................... very long pauses.................. repeating phrases.......... over and over again.................. with very long pauses................... it's insufferable.


Did Melton make demands on Aaron?
Well, I don't know how many inferences you can make for a legal argument. But Melton did say something like: "If you knew the things that are going to be released on you, Aaron, you would go completely radio silent. This is life-shattering. This is not a bluff and I'm not kidding. I have a lot of documented huge things."
 
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I can't understand anyone watching this live. I'd recommend watching the clips I posted above at least at 1.5x speed because he talks very slowly................. with very long............... pauses...................... very long pauses.................. repeating phrases.......... over and over again.................. with very long pauses................... it's insufferable.
He……thinks……he’s……dramatic.

Lol I fucking hate this shit.
To the wall either way. Fucking creep.
 
RELATED: there is a gif of THE QUEEN!! going TO TOWN on a dildo from his pre-aaron NLO period

not that their is anything wrong with being a fag or trying to fag-shame.....It's just a sexual preference

found it

tbf to THE QUEEN!!, that nigga don't care that he filmed himself doing this so this is not a big "GOTCHA".......


that gif is yet another thing he will chalk up to "EDGY HUMOR, MAHHHHHNNN"

nigga, no- you're a faggot....get fat-AIDS

EDIT: and i realize that their is a facet of Acting, comedy, or any things related to being a performer where you have to be unafraid, or put yourself in uncomfortable positions.....on the other hand, there's you sucking a dildo on video-----Sir John Gielgud didn't do any of that faggot nigga shit.......fuck outta here yo
He should do that with a shotgun next.
 
Lot of Alogging in this thread, and it’s not just perfectly normal, it’s also a healthy human instinct.

If you can’t look at Patrick Melton without disgust or a sudden, very satisfying image of a tire iron kissing his dysgenic face popping into your head, congrats: You have a hearty instinct for social and psychological hygiene.

It’s almost like looking at a turd or smelling the taste of rotting meat. You instinctually feel in your bones that this is something to avoid and harm will come to those who don’t have the same self preservation.

Looking at his gross face, you just KNOW he’s gooning to kids, groom preteens on Minecraft and sperg on Reddit about “trans kids or whatever degeneracy is in vogue.”

He’s in for a fun time in prison.
 
I can't understand anyone watching this live. I'd recommend watching the clips I posted above at least at 1.5x speed because he talks very slowly................. with very long............... pauses...................... very long pauses.................. repeating phrases.......... over and over again.................. with very long pauses................... it's insufferable.



Well, I don't know how many inferences you can make for a legal argument. But Melton did say something like: "If you knew the things that are going to be released on you, Aaron, you would go completely radio silent. This is life-shattering. This is not a bluff and I'm not kidding. I have a lot of documented huge things."
Even his voice sounds fat and gross. He sounds exactly like he looks.
 
RELATED: there is a gif of THE QUEEN!! going TO TOWN on a dildo from his pre-aaron NLO period

not that their is anything wrong with being a fag or trying to fag-shame.....It's just a sexual preference

found it

tbf to THE QUEEN!!, that nigga don't care that he filmed himself doing this so this is not a big "GOTCHA".......


that gif is yet another thing he will chalk up to "EDGY HUMOR, MAHHHHHNNN"

nigga, no- you're a faggot....get fat-AIDS

EDIT: and i realize that their is a facet of Acting, comedy, or any things related to being a performer where you have to be unafraid, or put yourself in uncomfortable positions.....on the other hand, there's you sucking a dildo on video-----Sir John Gielgud didn't do any of that faggot nigga shit.......fuck outta here yo
Fucking hell - why do retards like this think this is "comedy genius", while this is just pure retardation?

Even if you take away the Dabbleverse crap.
He……thinks……he’s……dramatic.

Lol I fucking hate this shit.
To the wall either way. Fucking creep.
He's either being dramatic or he's trying to think what he says to not incriminate himself. That or he struggles to breathe.
 
Could his Drunkstream performance be a work to own the Farms? Yes.

Could Fatty Patty actually be shitting bricks over the contents of his hard drive? Also yes.

There have been plenty of works in the Dabbleverse over the years, and there are plenty of nonces who openly joke about pedo shit.

Either way, Melton is an unfunny retard who may be flying a little too close to the sun.
 
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