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I don't believe this one for a second. Even if the video is 60 fps (progressive), the monitor is refreshing every 16.66... ms. According to Wikipedia, light covers a distance of 1 foot in 1 nanosecond, so in the time the monitor has updated the frame, light from the first frame has traveled about 16.7 million feet, or roughly 3200 miles.

What I can maybe see happening is that this was taken with a rolling shutter that moved slowly enough that the monitor had updated by the time it had moved down to the desk, meaning that the reflection is the frame after the one on screen not before. Maybe that's the joke in which case I'll just take my trashcans and shut up.

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I don't believe this one for a second.
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Even if the video is 60 fps (progressive), the monitor is refreshing every 16.66... ms. According to Wikipedia, light covers a distance of 1 foot in 1 nanosecond, so in the time the monitor has updated the frame, light from the first frame has traveled about 16.7 million feet, or roughly 3200 miles.
So you're saying, the table is about 3,200 miles away from the TV, gotcha.

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It's.... atomically bouncy. This isn't a joke. You wanna know why they didn't make any more of those "Voyager" spheres? They basically had to grout the entire facility because they blinked and the entire building was contaminated. Theodore is rawdogging contamination that hasn't been seen since Fukashima. Theodore will not pass a full body scan for the rest of his life. Theodore's wife will not pass a FBS for the rest of her life. Neither will her OBGYN. And ALL contamination is Full Body. Forget the whole "blue fire outpacing light" shit from the movies. They cover plutonium with those fancy spheres because even the speds in the 30s licking glowing paintbrushes got nervous at how fast Plutonium started to fly.
Can you delve into "atomically bouncy" a bit more? Fascinated by your narrative of it so far, but not sure what makes plutonium so special yet.

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