Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

McElroy actually shot and hurt people though and had a number of underage wives. On top of that he was able to get away with it because his Barneswalker actually didn't suck.
I would once again compare Nick to histrionic NPD faggot Robert Telles.

Maybe. But I counter that whatever mcelroy had that got the town to kill him, nick has compensated with how much of a little bitch and faggot he is.

Imagine him the past couple months but in real life and in proximity.

 

[Lemondale]

What are the chances that april is still alive in his second home?

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Can you even imagine how many times Nick's had to parse and reconfigure the definition of relationship for his two simmering retard captives? You'd have to be drugged to weather him IRL.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I will eat Meltons greasiest hat if April does her own podcast.

This is probably Ape being a manipulative POS.

If Nick knows she's willing speak to the public, then Nick has to control the narrative. It's her way of saying "I'm either talking with you or against you." She either wants Nick to be the bankrolling backbone for her launch (with studded belts!, as she says), or as we can infer from the Kiki calls, she plays the empowered woman card by surviving two abusive relationships.

Nick is also fully milking this with Kayla, keeping her around under the guise of claiming April flip on them otherwise.

 

[AltisticRight]

I will eat Meltons greasiest hat if April does her own podcast.

Someone was joking about Ethan Ralph's feet pics but didn't realise there's a celebrity feet page for it already.
Be careful of what you're wishing for, nerddork. You just might have to eat his hat.

 

[dustnight]

How the hell does one watch TV on a phone without Internet access?

Capture card?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Hmm, Nick trying to shift the blame… to April… for something “heinous”…

Calling it now, Nick is trying to pin the 9-year-old’s positive cocaine test on April.

 

[Train Operator]

Chris Benoit entrance music.

i know it's a meme, but I'm legit worried he's going to do something crazy real soon. he's clearly given up on turning anything around, he's knowingly committing federal crimes without a care for the consequences and he's clearly on something even though he knows at minimum if it's alcohol it looks bad to the court and if it's more drugs it could get his bail revoked and more charges added.

his career is over, his marriage is most likely done, every relationship he had with the people closest to him is destroyed, the life he spent the past 25+ years building is gone forever by his own hand.

I'm not joking when i say i think he's a legitimate threat to himself and the people around him. i think he's a narcissist with nothing left to lose in his mind.

 

[The Zombies Are Coming]

Just encase Keanu gets Shower Called and deletes her Livestream, here's an Archive: https://archive.org/details/2024-11-13-22-23-00
I have a feeling that both the Balldoverse, and Ralph's side of Da Sektur, are heading towards collapse. Gonna be very interesting to see what happens in the coming weeks/months. B-Day (Balldo Day), will be quite something.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Hmm, Nick trying to shift the blame… to April… for something “heinous”…

Calling it now, Nick is trying to pin the 9-year-old’s positive cocaine test on April.

Cross your fingers because that'll be a straw that breaks the camels back and gets her to do a coke infused Tell All. Come on April, do it. We need it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe. But I counter that whatever mcelroy had that got the town to kill him, nick has compensated with how much of a little bitch and faggot he is.

McElroy "needed killing" because he was indicted 21 times, and walked each time. It's not just because he was an awful person.

I remain optimistic the judicial system will function better in Nick's case. That is to say, he might end up somewhere where his community can't kill him.

 

[200MB]

What are the chances that april is still alive in his second home?

If I was Nick I'd be more worried about myself.
April's had nothing to do for 6 months but sit there cleaning and reassembling her hunting rifle like Private Gomer Pyle. Just imagining Kayla sleeping in HER bed. Sitting in HER corner chair.

How the hell does one watch TV on a phone without Internet access?

She watches TV with Nick and Kayla. Through a window, from up in a tree, sighted down a rifle scope.

 

[Fapcop]

I’m a tiiiny bit surprised at Kayla finding the backbone to kick “the nanny” out of her house, and can only picture Nick in the whiniest of voices going “But Kaayla! She’s hooomeless! You want her to live on the streets?!”.

(April of course is sitting watching the two and waiting for Nick to put his foot down and DEMAND April get some respect. Like he said he would!)

The only thing that makes me go is the fact that just a few months ago Kayla and April were all smiles in the pic with the rapepig.

 

[Edward Teach]

Kiki is a parasite.

Also I'm already hating my gay username and it's only day 2 here.

What was your previous user name?

 

[TurdThrower]

Keanu can fuck right off.

She saw which was the wind was blowing when Nick got arrested, thought it shifted when Aaron got arrested, and has now realized it didn't actually shift and so she changed back to an anti-Nick stance. She and Geno are desperate for any sort of attention ever since Compound Media imploded.

Tomorrow, Aaron might fart, she'll misinterpret it as a big deal, and be back to claiming Aaron is the ultimate bad guy in all this.

She's an unprincipled cunt. Her sentimentality towards her friend April doesn't change that any. April is a homewrecker. I wouldn't want homewreckers for friends.

Oh, and Geno can fuck off too.

I said it at Keanu's original betrayal and I'll say it again, the bitch is a snake that may have not done the shit that the Qover did, but she (until Melton) was the nastiest of them to me due to switching sides.

Clearly the worst of Nick's sins in all this. That's the mentality of a literal Onlyfans whore for you, I guess.

Of all the things wrong with the scenario, I thought that this was the most laughable thing for Keanu to focus in on.

Keanu and Geno should face the same wall as Nick, Kayla, April, pedoMelton, JuJu, Vito and Ralph.
I'll pardon Aaron Cuckholte from the wall sentence.

At least put him in the cuck chair so that he can watch.

Keanu saying Nick needs to get his shit together, but then completely excuses April for doing nothing to change her situation. She can't just go live with her parents and get a factory job, she just can't! She has to live like a leper in the cult leader's outhouse for months, waiting for a booty call.

I hate using this word because identity politics has ruined it, but in terms of social class, Keanu is showing her privileged upbringing here. April going back to live with her parents and getting a job, even if it is shitty, is exactly what she needs right now. She would show the court she is trying to get the fuck away from this shit instead of proving to them that is not the case.

Also, absolutely nothing wrong working in a factory, especially if you are actively working to better yourself. I worked 12 hour shifts, Thursday-Saturday evenings, in one while I was in college the other days of the week. She could take online courses when she's not working, graduate, and gtfo of the area later.

Keanu just did a stream almost crying about her "poor, innocent, retarded friend" being abused by YET ANOTHER man.

Keanu must not have many real life friends considering they've only hung out IRL like twice.

Were I Aaron, I would tell both of them to fuck off but, let's be honest: Aaron is a grifter too. He might just recognize this as how the game is played.

The guy is too naive to learn any lessons from that. He has a man crush on Geno despite Geno and his onlyfans harpy driving a knife into his back.

 

[Edward Teach]

I think it is real simple....there has got to be a trail that goes from one house to the other. By now I am sure it is well worn for all the booty calls Nick is doing. If they are tweeting or he is cooking then they are not together. Kayla watches him cook so he does not sneak out of the house. When she is zonked out or taking the kids some place then he is over at the side piece house of horrors.

 

[Strix454]

Chris Benoit entrance music.

Just as a reminder, Chris Benoit abandoned his wife and two children to cuck his then-boss (wrestler Kevin Sullivan) and steal his wife (Nancy). Sullivan himself, as Benoit's boss, arranged the wrestling story which partnered his wife & benoit in wrestling matches against him. Benoit also had holes in his brain from concussions.

To fully follow the Benoit path, Nick's next steps would be to marry April, have a child with her and try to turn April into a stay at home mom.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I remain optimistic the judicial system will function better in Nick's case. That is to say, he might end up somewhere where his community can't kill him.

Well, not his community but surely the prison drexels he tries convincing he grew up hood. Homie.

 

[TherapyMan]

By Nick's own tale, some of the first words she spoke to him were when he walked in to the gym space where the cheerleaders were preparing for tryouts. She was stretching (presumably in gymwear) and asked 'Can you see my thong in these pants?'

Seems like an invention for Nick to make himself look less like the pathetic manipulative creep he is by making it seem like Kayla was secretly into him the whole time—rather than what happened which was Kayla friendzoned him until he wormed his way into her life by pretending to be gay. I find it difficult to believe a living, breathing high-school aged girl would say anything like that to a guy she barely knew. Sounds more like something a porn-brained coomer imagines a woman would say.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

How the hell does one watch TV on a phone without Internet access?

Real answer is April is mint-salad brained and even dumber after the drugs and from the drugs she continues to be on.

Internet is equal to wifi for normies.

So she would do Hulu live or jewtube tv. Likely Hulu. But she did say she was struggling to get Hulu live working again. Maybe finally got kicked off of Aaron’s account.

Of course it all looks awful for balldo, but Aaron, ruining your marriage and bringing the retard fleshlight in as a step mother.
These people all deserve eachother.

The only poor bastards are the kids.