Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

I think his parents are there because CPS required it but also to try and keep Nick off the booze and drugs. They are like parental sober coaches and that’s a terrible idea. It’s failed. They strike me as the type of parents that blame 90% of this mess on April.

Remember that Nick's father testified under oath that he had not seen Nick abusing alcohol, despite his son making a career out of being drunk on camera, and despite being on his livestream more than once while Nick was lit. Far from being a sober coach, Nick's father is an enabler.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Nick Rekieta's only demon is in the bottle" theory,

well hey they call them spirits for a reason

 

[not william stenchever]

One card Kayla has against Nick is plea dealing with law enforcement to throw Nick under the bus. Nick needs to keep her happy, and her one demand was "April needs to go".

It would be very silly if Dear Feeder once again got it twisted and it was not April that Rackets needed to keep happy (she is a retarded living fleshlight who will endure all abuse) but the woman that he is actually married to.

 

[Telvanni]

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

Somebody whose brain is swiss cheese from drugs.
Anybody outside of this would realize she has leverage to ruin Nick, not the other way.
He somehow convinced her that he holds the cards.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I am wondering how many offers he has turned down for less than asking price. I would think at 300-350k for almost 8 acres and a house then that is a steal. Drop 50k in renovations and it would make that place nice. In my area it is anywhere from 50 to 100k per acre without a house.

Wheres that SoCal?
That sounds expensive, but when you think land prices vary wildly across the country, it all depends on the type of land as well as location. You can get 98 acres for not much more than Balldos house around here. I'm not sure about prices in Minnesota.

Ah yes you didn't call yourself the victim. You simply claimed that you were victimised by a grand, multi-faceted conspiracy involving multiple local congregations, CPS workers, independent foster care providers, Kayla's sister, the few local laboratories, Agilent Technologies, Anthony T. James and Archer J.P. Martin, Eugen Goldstein and J. J. Thomson, the laboratory technicians and supervisors, the female judge, the local sheriff and his officers, multiple online personalities and your safe. You're just short of blaming Eric July and Mister Metokur (like you did with Montegraph).
But hey tell us how you never portrayed yourself literally in written words that you were the victim.

He's a fucking lying liar who lies and he's a collossal retard. He was already paying through the ass for a useless case against Monty because he's a stubborn faggot who is pathologically unable to take an L, and Monty didn't just fold at the sight of Balldo's super overpriced lawyer the way he was supposed to.
If Balldo gave a fuck about his kids he'd have done everything he could to cooperate and make this go away just for his fucking childrens sake instead of humiliating them and himself in this retarded ODD fucking sperg out he's gone on for the past six months.
Nick is a slimy, greasy narc thats always been able to gaslight and talk people around and got his own way, and he hates it that he's finally ran up against actual consequences for once in his life.

Stupid Balldo cuck skelly. This is karma.

 

[Schpoots]

People are questioning the second house having no Internet. I wonder if nick unplugged the wire to the house so april would be cut off.

 

[ShinyStar]

Tweets are being officially monitored by authorities.

I really hope you are not Aaron. Getting an account here to own Nick by dropping vaguely ominous comments would be immensely stupid.

If you are not Aaron, then welcome. Spill some tea...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have been a long supporter of the "Nick Rekieta's only demon is in the bottle" theory […] But let's be real here- Nick has always been like this.

Even in fucking AA the literature states point-blank that drinking is just a symptom of a much deeper problem, i.e. emotional immaturity.

Nick Rekieta is such a fucking mess that he started vaping in his 40s. From his own boastful stories, it sounds like his first “drug” was porn. Since then he’s just been tearing through anything he could use to escape feeling like himself for as long as he possibly could.

FWIW, there is now a Clutterers Anonymous due to the insane overlap of alcoholics/addicts and hoarders. Instead of forcing their children to live in squalor, Nick and Kayla could easily get themselves help.

But they won’t.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I really hope you are not Aaron. Getting an account here to own Nick by dropping vaguely ominous comments would be immensely stupid.

If you are not Aaron, then welcome. Spill some tea...

No please if it was him it would be so funny but I want to believe Aaron is smarter than that.

 

[Vibralldo]

Tweets are being officially monitored by authorities.

Hi, Keanu

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I was taking some time off archiving things from Twitter because the situation is so very sickly deranged it was getting tough just reading it.
Rekieta seems to have April on a leash; she sounds desperate for his approval. This "relationship" is sick. It's repulsive.


X | A
"My lessons have been learned. Please afford me the chance to show you, instead of hurting."


X | A
"We're as sober as it gets. Even if YOU don't believe us, the government does."
"I also haven't said the things she said I said. I said differently."


X | A
"She misinformed the internet, so I apologized to Nick for my miscommunication. Then I made it clear that [...] Nick didn't miss a test."
"[...] because we were both confused. Nick didn't miss a drug test. I'm leaving it at that. I've been alone a long time, and sometimes things get miscommunicated."

 

[demicolon]

Spoiler: KAAAYLAAA...

 

[Goofy Logic]

It would be very silly if Dear Feeder once again got it twisted and it was not April that Rackets needed to keep happy (she is a retarded living fleshlight who will endure all abuse) but the woman that he is actually married to.

Any judge is going to look at the Rekieta's relationship and see who has the bigger burden: a retarded living fleshlight with no kids, or a mother of five.

Rekieta has a lot more to lose if Kayla rolls. April is just a homewrecker that is leeching off Nick for the drugs and (ED-prone) sex.

 

[Oxyjen]

I was interpreting “she was watching tv on her phone” as she was watching tv episodes on her phone. She was tweeting about chopped episodes last night. If the issue is that she couldn’t be in the house while Kayla was in there and she couldn’t stream shit or was trying to save data, I bet she sat in Nick’s driveway, connected to the wifi and downloaded five seasons at a time, and then skulked back to the other-woman house

Oh, got you, downloaded episodes, I should have thought of that. I guess Apple TV and things still allow you to do that.

And it’s just not reasonable to sign up to another cable contract when the house is on the market, clearly some pressure is being exerted.

One thing stood out from the Keanu stream, she said April was just being stored there, until she “wised up”. That sure is what it looks like. Sad times - April has nothing and no-one once it sinks in that she’s not the chosen one. If she is too ashamed or proud to go back to her mom’s house she could be living in her car.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"My lessons have been learned. Please afford me the chance to show you, instead of hurting."

"I also haven't said the things she said I said. I said differently."

I thought my writing was awkward because this isn't my native language. But April writes like a 12-year-old trying to sound deep.

 

[Strix454]

I was wondering how Nick would be able in these circumstances to keep a lid on things in the house and with both women. His solution was about as degenerate and cult-like as one would expect. Kayla at the house is a benzo'ed out zombie. Mostly up in the bedroom all day apparently watching Star Trek.

April on the other hand is a literal kept woman. She is kept alone in a decrepit and horribly empty Silent Hill haunted house next door on-demand available for Nick's needs. But otherwise cut off from the rest of the world aside from whatever she does on twitter. She has limited access to some form of television and no conventional internet.

She is already essentially in something worse than prison and doesn't seem to understand it. Its not difficult to understand someone losing their mind in a situation like that after six months. Even though I doubt they are really friends, she reaches out to talk to Keanu because that is probably all she has left in terms of outside human contact aside from twitter. Drugs would only make things worse of course.

April's current behavior begins to make a degree of sense. That kind of isolation would lead to someone like her becoming desperate for any kind of social interaction, fixated on Nick as the main person giving her social interaction (on his terms), communicating with an untrustworthy person in Keanu and going out for self-abuse from Nick's alogs on Twitter.

Nick is playing with fire in all this and it could end really badly. Nick really shouldn't be around people at all anymore. He is at the point where he has become the type of person that should be prison, not for punishment, but to protect the world from him.

 

[Desktop User2]

"We're as sober as it gets. Even if YOU don't believe us, the government does."

I´m almost at the point of thinking this is an extremely elaborated gay op because I cannot conceive someone being so stupid to continue to Tweet as "we" or as a couple but then I remember this chick is a parasitic vile whore who is clearly trying to impose herself to the point Kayla remaining in the picture is too embarrassing to sustain. I really hope she is that much of an unhinged BPD whore to pin Nick that hard.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I know the DENNIS system has been making the rounds, but what about...

The BALLDO system:
B ulls plowing your wife
A ss cheeks around the bottle
L ose all the fat
L ick the bottle
D ick sucking isn't gay
O wn the NERDS with tweets

 

[SpergioLeonne]

April would be a handmaid, if she could get pregnant.

Sick shit about Nick is that’s probably the main thing he likes about her, besides looking like a boy from the back

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

To be honest... it was pretty shitty of Keanu to do this to April.

I mean yeah, it's good for us, more info.

But April is pretty damn alone. Well... it is her choice. Unless it's the drug addiction that's truly keeping her there... in which case, I dunno, still her fault for getting addicted, choosing that life in the first place.

But yeah from Keanu's perspective... she could've done more for April by keeping things private and trying to convince her to leave. Or something like that.