Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
he was just standing in front of that gate
RIGHTEOUSLY

one more reason not to play it
Blame Anders, who goes from being voiced by Cullen to being voiced by Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles, but both of them suffer from the fusion.

Though in the end Anders is kinda right as the Chantry was abusing the Right of aNullment.
 
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EVERYTHING is just wrapped up as "ancient elves."
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For all the criticism of Veilguard, it does a much better job of presenting the idea that elves aren't really human

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The other funny DEI part is the huge sculpture of an ancient dwarf and it's a female with melanated features.

I still don't believe a single word this faggot says.
Yes, Bioware most likely is a shit place to work, but his evidence is literally "TRUST ME BRO" with no extra information.

This other Email I received confirmed what this other email said, and it was sent to me with a no-name, few views, and nobody fuck face who is puking up the same shit everyone already knows with nothing new. This is that faggot Doomcock all over again.

I bet more and more random nobodies trying to get their grift going will have random Emails sent to them with the most vague garbage possible.
I agree with you 100%. It's like that part when he says "if this was false, then Bioware would have released a statement". Why would they waste their time acknowledging the existence of this youtuber? Especially since he is Mercunt's biggest ayylawg.
 

Edit: The minimum is 60%, so you can't play as an albino. So much for the so called "inclusive left"
Well, in ME:Andromeda they had no hwite skin tone. They added a lighter tone in a later patch that made your Ryder look like an albino instead of a hwite person.
 
Well, in ME:Andromeda they had no hwite skin tone. They added a lighter tone in a later patch that made your Ryder look like an albino instead of a hwite person.
The funny thing is that that was probably completely intentional, white people canonically don't exist in ME. It's a literal mutt dystopia because BioWare. Thankfully this was only randomly enforced because presumably even the developers thought it was retarded so we still got characters like Miranda and Kelly Chambers. But in case you ever wondered why Anderson looks like a mutt potato, Udina is Udina and all the NPCs look so ugly in ME1 now you know.
So of course by the time Andromeda comes around and BW is at the point where we get shit like they/them asari they remembered this little tidbit.
 
Now if only any of the characters were interesting.
It's less of a problem that there is no interesting characters in that game, problem is that the devs either fuck them up or make everything a lulz so random joke. I love Outer Worlds but holy shit, the direction of that game is all over the place.
Salt Factory made a perfect analogy in his review: Imagine you have this friend, he comes to you late at night and he tells you that there has been an emergency and you need to drive him somewhere right away. You get your keys and you go to the parking lot, there your friend starts laughing hysterically that this was all just a one big joke. He just wants a pack of smokes from the gas station, so you begrudgingly take him there since you might as well, you're in the car.
Then he comes over again later and tells you that there has been an emergency for real and begs you to hurry. Can you guess what happens next?
The worst example of this is Max's companion quest, the ending just kinda forces you to do drugs and stop caring about religion, because lol so random? You don't even get an option to skip the drug sequence and translate the damn book in French, you would think it would be there so you would get a different ending with Max but whatever. Not like we want choices and consequences in our RPG anyways when we can just have a little laugh at the end of the quest instead.
When the stakes become high enough that the game wants you to take it seriously, not only is it still cracking jokes the entire way thru but you also get some of the most black and white writing I have ever seen out of Obsidian. Really, this is the kind of stuff you would expect out of Bethesda, there is basically zero reason to side with The Board unless you're playing as a comically evil character. Not like it matters, the two paths don't change at all. If you side with The Board you get one extra mission and the last two missions have a variation, ie the bad guys are friendly but now you have to shoot someone else. The two paths are literal reskins of one another. It's disappointing, but hey, at least it's kinda like New Vegas lite when you take a look at the entire package, which is enough for some people.

Dread Wolf? That's another story. The writing here is not only marvel tier slop and woke to high heaven, but the game treats you like a literal retard or a small child. I have no clue why this game isn't rated T, barely anything of note other than sex is shown to warrant the rating. The game also barely feels like an RPG, it's clear this was going to be a GAAS free mobile slop that was changed at the last minute, so now you have a shallow, empty single player "RPG" with netflix tier writing and characters that offers no challenge and has no stakes during gameplay so that nobody feels uncomfortable when playing. Disgusting.
Makes Outer World's cardboard cutout universe and story as well as gameplay look like something you would see in a proper CRPG.
 
I still don't believe a single word this faggot says.
Yes, Bioware most likely is a shit place to work, but his evidence is literally "TRUST ME BRO" with no extra information.

This other Email I received confirmed what this other email said, and it was sent to me with a no-name, few views, and nobody fuck face who is puking up the same shit everyone already knows with nothing new. This is that faggot Doomcock all over again.

I bet more and more random nobodies trying to get their grift going will have random Emails sent to them with the most vague garbage possible.
it doesn't take a genius to figure out bioware is fucked yet people pretend this faggot is some sort of massive insider
 
I still don't believe a single word this faggot says.
Yes, Bioware most likely is a shit place to work, but his evidence is literally "TRUST ME BRO" with no extra information.

This other Email I received confirmed what this other email said, and it was sent to me with a no-name, few views, and nobody fuck face who is puking up the same shit everyone already knows with nothing new. This is that faggot Doomcock all over again.

I bet more and more random nobodies trying to get their grift going will have random Emails sent to them with the most vague garbage possible.
Maybe you should talk to him for the sources. Just today, a Electronic Arts employee is whistleblowing Smash JT again, leaking that Dragon Age: The Veilguard surpassed a million sales amid the grim BioWare atmosphere.

EDIT: For something entertaining, here's It'sAGundam on Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
 
Maybe you should talk to him for the sources. Just today, a Electronic Arts employee is whistleblowing Smash JT again, leaking that Dragon Age: The Veilguard surpassed a million sales amid the grim BioWare atmosphere.

EDIT: For something entertaining, here's It'sAGundam on Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
This is going to be a fun one, he tore Starfield, Fallout TV show and Fallout 76 a new one. I can only imagine what he will say about this tumblr-con ballpit of a video game.
 
A million copies isn't much for a AAA game, right?
Assuming they kept 70%(with 30 going to psn, steam, etc). that's only $42 a copy sold at $59.99 MSRP(and physical copies have their own production cost that would eat into the $60) but on PSN/XBL it's selling for $69.99? Ok fuck it, let's just say they make $50 a copy. 1 million sales? That's only $50,000,000, for a game in development for a decade. Just the voice actors ends up being a couple hundred people. The credits for this game is 27 minutes of names scrolling across the screen.


$50 million dollars isn't going to cover that. The game isn't getting DLC, doesn't have any microtransactions for recurring revenue, so it's already made most of the money it's going to make. That's not to say people won't continue to buy it, but it's not going to see another million sales at full price over the next 2 weeks. Hell, if anything it'll likely end up on sale for a few percent off before Christmas, just to try and get some more copies sold.
 
white people canonically don't exist in ME
The Illusive Man, Joker (And the rest of the Normandy's interactable crew), Kaiden, Miranda, Admiral Hackett, Jack, Zaeed, Fade aka Harken, Officer Bailey, etcetera. I could keep going but that'd be autistic, and I'm already sorry for displaying a bunch of it here already.
Andromeda and modern Bioware you could likely make the claim, but the original trilogy had plenty of whites and had more of them named and with speaking roles than non-whites. The only notable non-whites in the original 3 games are Anderson, Jacob, Samantha Traynor, Steve Cortez, and maybe Udina. Udina was modelled after his VA, Bill Ratner, who is Jewish.
Edit: Forgot about James Vega. Felt like Mass Effect 3 was the start of what you'd call 'wokeness', but before it fully metastasised. Gay and Lesbian exclusive romance options were both non-white, new crew member is a typical latino rep - including randomly dropping Spanish into his sentences - and the occasional couple of ambient conversations on the citadel, including one where a human woman reveals her family are pissed she's married to an Asari.
 
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The funny thing is that that was probably completely intentional, white people canonically don't exist in ME. It's a literal mutt dystopia because BioWare.
Do Black people, Chinese people, Indian people, etc still exist? I.e. is everyone mixed race in this setting or is it only White people that are gone entirely?
 
Do Black people, Chinese people, Indian people, etc still exist? I.e. is everyone mixed race in this setting or is it only White people that are gone entirely?
Kasumi Goto and Kai Leng are East Asian. Jacob Taylor is fully black. Samantha Traynor is mixed-Indian but in Mass Effect 1 a side quest has you choose between retrieving a body or allow the alliance to do tests on it - the husband and wife have Indian names and are presumedly Indian themselves. Wonky models mean the skin tones are off but still. White people are also present. I don't know what he's talking about. Andromeda was fucky with its races though, but Sera exists and is white in that game.
 
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