Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

but your daughter popping hot for cocaine... thats gonna haunt him and follow his ass forever.

His Hank Hill lookin' ass.

 

[demicolon]

The daughter thing IMO is either
1) Running out of Ritalin or whatever and Nick being the self-diagnosed psychiatrist and lazy nigger decided he'd rather fill her a gel capsule with cocaine and go back to party than drive a hour or how long it takes to the pharmacy.
2) Her getting into stash on her own initiative, because she allegedly inherited his piece of shit personality traits of doing things people tell you not to, and/or to make Nick pay attention to her - taking cue from Mommy and Auntie who Daddy showers with adoration when they eat the weird bitter sugar with him. Being a kid she of course overdosed on the spot which explains the 10x above cutoff.

As for Nick defending Cuties, associating with open pedos like Melton, making anal sex jokes about bedbound 12-yo girls etc. I think he's doing it on purpose to piss off the kiwi fag incel prudes. It makes him even more pathetic, think about it - he's not even a pedophile; he's a pedophile cheerleader.

 

[Captain Manning]

It is odd how the entire Sektur collapsed as soon as Coach Red Pill was murdered in that Ukrainian prison.

CRP's lifeforce was the only thing keeping the dimensional merge at bay. Who would have thought?

Maybe, but I don't really see Aaron as the 'puppeteering type'.

Aaron ain't crafty enough to puppet. His gift is he's got dumb fucking luck.

He got out of the trap house just in time, and his two biggest alogs are complete faggots who may have won his revenge porn case for him and fucked themselves in the process.

 

[All becomes gunt]

As for Nick defending Cuties, associating with open pedos like Melton, making anal sex jokes about bedbound 12-yo girls etc. I think he's doing it on purpose to piss off the kiwi fag incel prudes. It makes him even more pathetic, think about it - he's not even a pedophile; he's a pedophile cheerleader.

No. With how deep this person has dived into sexual degeneracy his dopamine receptors are fried to the point where he has to constantly go for something more and more extreme and by the looks of it it's his own daughter. Even if you are the biggest piece of shit father on the planet you wouldn't even be joking about such shit and it would be a firm backhand if someone else did it from anyone i know. It hits different. I think it's why it's so easy for him to joke about this.

 

[Pagan Min]

Bruh

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Definitely Megamind without the intellect... Can't wait for the 'shop of THAT to occur (if it hasn't already)... LOL

 

[Goatchoker]

At this point I feel bad for Wheelchair Johnny. Has he ever said he is just tired of constantly talking about Aaron's fucked up sex life and drama? Johnny gives me vibes that he just wants to talk about college ball or something.

I have a soft spot for Johnny. His life sucks.
He looks like he wants to hang himself more than not with Aaron.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It says a lot about April that she has no real life confidantes. What woman her age doesn't have one or two besties?

I'd be interested to hear Aaron comment on April's friendships with other women.

I think it says a lot about Keanu that she claims a woman she’s only met once or twice is her best friend. Lol. No idea if April considers her a dear friend.

Did April end up in her wedding? I recall she was supposed to be a bridesmaids which shows the level of desperation on Keanu end for female friends. They had met exactly once IRL before the wedding.

Going public with the truth is putting more pressure on Kayla and Nick's parents to deal with the reality or Nick's behavior instead of just having him gaslight everyone. It also could bring additional scrutiny on their relationship by CPS and law enforcement as well.

April wanted Keanu to talk about it. She will act like she is so angry to Nick that she was betrayed, but the whole reason she called Keanu was to have some info leak and put pressure on Nick. I’m sure if the permission was explicitly stated, it was unspoken but understood.

Her crazy Twitter shit online wasn’t enough, she needed some reinforcement from others to turn some screws. I don’t think she cares about Keanu, but needs some assist in in her Nick quest.

It may backfire on her, but she’s been in Siberia for awhile and isn’t happy about it. It’s shit or get off the pot time.

 

[not william stenchever]

If i was his kid and i saw him molesting my sister i'd straight up shoot him with his own AR ( Disclaimer: This is a hypothetical scenario and in no means a death threat or endorsement of something like this )

April would be standing by ready to counter-molest any male sibling that dared intervene.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Definitely Megamind without the intellect... Can't wait for the 'shop of THAT to occur (if it hasn't already)... LOL

She’s like a seven-head

 

[AnOminous]

I don't want to defend her, but I think you guys are forgetting she's paying for a lawyer (presumably she is the one paying).

I could easily see Nick paying for it out of generosity his utter terror that if he doesn't think he controls her lawyer she'll turn on him.

Considering his general level of legal ethics and knowledge at this point, it's entirely possible he doesn't know it's one of those disbarrable things not to represent your client's interests even if it's someone else paying.

 

[Stiffy]

Remember that Nick's father testified under oath that he had not seen Nick abusing alcohol, despite his son making a career out of being drunk on camera, and despite being on his livestream more than once while Nick was lit. Far from being a sober coach, Nick's father is an enabler.

Nick's father Bob is a weak faggot cuck just like Nick. Nick's mother Celeste is the head narcissist of House Rekieta that caused Nick's NPD disorder as a child. So in a way you really could blame Celeste for this entire shit show chronicle now up to 7,230 pages on here. Her narcissism broke Nick's brain. And her inherited money allowed Nick to never have to worry about anything like the rest of us do. Thus spawning his degenerate, lazy lifestyle. I will bet money that Celeste ordered Bob to lie under oath for the good of the "family" All these toxic fucks need to just burn in hell!

 

[demicolon]

Just realized that for all the talk Nick does of enjoying prison, he most probably will not after his associates figure out he has a child neglect charge that include coking-up his prepubescent daughter.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Thats when the sketchy Johns come out...

And we all know who loves to stay up at 2am

I could easily see Nick paying for it out of generosity his utter terror that if he doesn't think he controls her lawyer she'll turn on him.

So he’s paying for April, Kayla, his own criminal defense, his Monti lawsuit, Coke, and $3000 a month snack budget for the kids all while not streaming.

That tugboat money must be generous.

 

[Stiffy]

It is possible that this is part of why April stays with Nick. We know from her falling out with Aaron's first wife that April was obsessed with being a mother to Aaron's kids. The Qover was also supposed to give April the chance to be a mother. She may be hoping to not only take Kayla's place as Nick's wife but Kayla's place as mother too. In her mind, Nick is her only chance to get everything she wants but can't have on her own.

April stays with Nick because she's hopelessly trauma bonded to him now. That means that Nick the Narc has been intermittently reinforcing her with both praise and criticism to the point where both are equated as love in her disordered mind. I believe Kayla is the same deal.
To April Nick is her FP (Favorite Person) and she can't escape the shared fantasy these two toxic losers created. It will take her splitting to make her fully turn on him, and it will happen, it's just a matter of time. And anyone who has ever studied, or been in a relationship with a crazy Borderline knows that when they're triggered into secondary psychopathy they can become human wrecking balls. That includes self harm, harming others, and in general taking vengeance to an entirely new level.

 

[Strix454]

I read your post in the voice of Coach Red Pill and all I could think of is what CRP would say to Nick today.

"Nick Rekieta is Four Things..."

"All the things he laid out, he never implemented in his own life. He was wrong about
literally everything and it actually fucking killed him. And if he wasn't such a snake
maybe I would feel bad but I dont. I don't feel bad for him. He was an asshole. He was
an asshole to literally everybody and to women he was their gay best friend."

- epitaph for Coach Redpill

I have a dream that someday after the war people will crowdfund a statue in Ukraine of CRP. People will pass by looking at it and no one will ever know who he even was.

But on the other hand, Nick will never be worth a statue.

 

[Edward Teach]

I could easily see Nick paying for it out of generosity his utter terror that if he doesn't think he controls her lawyer she'll turn on him.

Considering his general level of legal ethics and knowledge at this point, it's entirely possible he doesn't know it's one of those disbarrable things not to represent your client's interests even if it's someone else paying.

He has been keeping the side piece quiet for the low low cost of just electric and water. Maybe some wagyu stroganoff scraps. Too cheap to pay for the $50 per month internet fee. Still gets to slip over and slide in when he wants. Either this guy is a retard and does not realize she would eventually get tired of the crap or some kind of evil genius.

Spoiler: Spoiler

He is a RETARD!!!!

Ashton is in the background with his triangle.

 

[drsb]

Nick's father Bob is a weak faggot cuck just like Nick. Nick's mother Celeste is the head narcissist of House Rekieta that caused Nick's NPD disorder as a child. So in a way you really could blame Celeste for this entire shit show chronicle now up to 7,230 pages on here. Her narcissism broke Nick's brain. And her inherited money allowed Nick to never have to worry about anything like the rest of us do. Thus spawning his degenerate, lazy lifestyle. I will bet money that Celeste ordered Bob to lie under oath for the good of the "family" All these toxic fucks need to just burn in hell!

I totally see where you are coming from, but I'm pretty old (school). An adult is solely responsible for his/her own behavior, IMHO. NIck has allowed himself to dissolve into degeneracy. Yes, maybe when he was younger it was nurture as opposed to nature, but as an adult, pull it together, Man. I just can't give him the "it's my parents fault" excuse.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

You are likely recalling Meme Copium's stream where he mentioned something about their first meeting. (He got the lore wrong that Nick showed up to the wrong place for Tae Kwon Do sign-ups)

Here is the actual story. It was from a time when they were hanging out early in their relationship:

Something is really off about that story, I mean a bunch of cheerleaders and Tae Kwon Do people's universes collide and suddenly all the cheerleaders are doing martial arts and the martial artists are prancing about with pom poms? it's like a fucking retarded movie that only Nick Rekieta would watch.

Edit: lots of replies, takes up half a page so gonna spoiler tag it.

Spoiler

Wow he really is grooming this retarded woman into a fuck toy.

Juju did the same with Mint Salad before gifting her to his favourite Capo, perhaps Nick got the idea from Daddy Dax.

BUT NO EVERYTHING NOWADAYS MUST BE ABOUT ASSFUCKING AND SEXTOYS AND FUCKING WEIRD FUCKING BALLDO BULLSHIT, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCK.

Porn Addiction, it drives people to seek more degenerate and disgusting content as they become desensitized to it and then they attempt to replicate it in real life, it's why so many porn addicts end up as woodchipper fodder, the ultimate and last taboo. (this is why you shouldn't watch porn, it destroys your soul bit by bit)

Most mistresses want to upgrade to being the wife. So does April. She's too old to be an actual mistress now

She's been getting false promises for months now "once the trial is over honey" she's literally the cliché at this point. He wouldn't need to control her and her stream of information so much if he was planning to go through with divorcing his wife for her.

People are questioning the second house having no Internet. I wonder if nick unplugged the wire to the house so april would be cut off.

I never understood this, his second house is like a couple of hundred yards from his main house so why would she need a separate internet service?

"We're as sober as it gets. Even if YOU don't believe us, the government does."
"I also haven't said the things she said I said. I said differently."

Nick is exerting control over her again, April isn't getting shower calls but something definitely is happening in that Murder Bathroom of his.

But yeah from Keanu's perspective... she could've done more for April by keeping things private and trying to convince her to leave. Or something like that.

Using Reason with someone who reached their currant position without Reason is a fools errand, the only thing that can help is a shock to the system.

To be honest... it was pretty shitty of Keanu to do this to April.

Keanu is a no talent whore (like April), but she's also an agent of chaos, she could flip in any direction at any time. Meanwhile Nick who likes to call himself "CHAOS" like some edgy oughts' fag is nothing but predictable, he will always do the worst thing and when called on it he will always double down on it. I support whatever the fuck Keanu is doing, it's leading to interesting results.

How much longer does Nick have to keep his women happy and on Team Balldo? Couple more weeks until the next hearing?

She really must have put her foot down for Nick to give her access the internet, ever since he did Nick has been attempting to put out fires everywhere (and failing). But if it keeps her happy until after the trial then maybe, maybe he will still retain some type of control over his pet whore for long enough.

What income does April have? Seems to me she's a 100% dependent.

Whatever the Truckers are willing to pay for her.

k 10 TIMES THE CUTOFF. Something is going on here and not something fucking good with all the circumstantial evidence presented.

Dosing over a long period of time, Nick's reasoning "ADHD medication is like speed" "Speed is an upper" "my two coke whores got desperate and popped all my daughters medication" "it would be awkward if we tried to fill another script just a week after the last one" "I know, coke is also an upper" "Coke must be medicine for ADHD!"
Something like this.

 

[Captain Manning]

So he’s paying for April, Kayla, his own criminal defense, his Monti lawsuit, Coke, and $3000 a month snack budget for the kids all while not streaming.

That tugboat money must be generous.

@Balldo's Gate estimated the payout to Nick's grandparents from Petrofac stock at approximately $123 million USD (adjusted for inflation).

Simply put, Nick has the ability to call upon Bob when he fucks up and needs money. He'll never admit it, because he wants people to believe he's entirely self-made, but that's what it is.

 

[daffodils]

The stress of cooking is getting to Nick
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