Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[House of Carrots]

This masking business is insanity. Just pull down your mask for 3 seconds.

But no, it is vitally important that every human on the planet mask for every second of the rest of eternity.

Spoiler: MATI mask rant

It wasn't until I started following Vicky on social media for the lols that I realized how unhinged this segment of the internet is about masks. For example, see their freakout about a photo of a recent New York City DSA meeting where hardly anyone was masked (also, like any of these keyboard warriors would ever actually get off the sofa to attend a meeting, even if masks were enforced). They truely believe it is the most important political and moral issue of our time and that you are committing genocide and eugenics if you don't mask.

I am not anti-mask - I sometimes wear them myself and have no problems if someone else chooses to - but to demand that the whole entire world (including small children) mask 100% of their waking life for the rest of their lives is insanity. Kids need maskless faces to learn language; humans evolved to use and read facial expressions to communicate and connect; sharing food and drink with people is good for one's mental health and is important in almost every culture for a reason.

What a stupid way to alienate people and divide your potential allies. Although, these are likely the same people retweeting "working class is an ableist term" tweets, so I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[RandallBoggs]

This masking business is insanity. Just pull down your mask for 3 seconds.

But no, it is vitally important that every human on the planet mask for every second of the rest of eternity.

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Spoiler: MATI mask rant

It wasn't until I started following Vicky on social media for the lols that I realized how unhinged this segment of the internet is about masks. For example, see their freakout about a photo of a recent New York City DSA meeting where hardly anyone was masked (also, like any of these keyboard warriors would ever actually get off the sofa to attend a meeting, even if masks were enforced). They truely believe it is the most important political and moral issue of our time and that you are committing genocide and eugenics if you don't mask.

I am not anti-mask - I sometimes wear them myself and have no problems if someone else chooses to - but to demand that the whole entire world (including small children) mask 100% of their waking life for the rest of their lives is insanity. Kids need maskless faces to learn language; humans evolved to use and read facial expressions to communicate and connect; sharing food and drink with people is good for one's mental health and is important in almost every culture for a reason.

What a stupid way to alienate people and divide your potential allies. Although, these are likely the same people retweeting "working class is an ableist term" tweets, so I shouldn't be surprised.

Countering militant maskers is very simple: how come “immunocompromised” individuals didn’t drop dead in the thousands every single day before 2020?
For someone who is actually immunocompromised, a flu is just as deadly as Covid.

 

[Sperghetti]

Countering militant maskers is very simple: how come “immunocompromised” individuals didn’t drop dead in the thousands every single day before 2020?
For someone who is actually immunocompromised, a flu is just as deadly as Covid.

Unfortunately I suspect you'd get the same answer you get whenever you ask why kids weren't dying of peanut allergies left and right prior to the 21st century. Which amounts to "they totally were, but you ignorant meanies weren't paying attention to it."

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Although, these are likely the same people retweeting "working class is an ableist term" tweets, so I shouldn't be surprised.

You got any screenshots?

 

[behindyourightnow]

Unfortunately I suspect you'd get the same answer you get whenever you ask why kids weren't dying of peanut allergies left and right prior to the 21st century. Which amounts to "they totally were, but you ignorant meanies weren't paying attention to it."

The past does not exist for these people, I mean that in a very real sense. They exist in an eternal cultural present. That is why they are so fixated on destroying all references to the past; they see "the past" as something irrelevant that only exists to serve the eternal Now. All books must be rewritten, all monuments to the past torn down, all museum exhibitions rearranged to center the beliefs of Now (which are not beliefs, but simply eternal Reality).

Isaac Newton was black. The "immunocompromised" have always masked. The Stonewall riots were led by black trans women of color. Americans have always been fat and sick and on 12 different medications by age 30. "Trans kids" were always committing suicide left and right throughout history from despair that they could not access modern castration drugs. If you dispute these things, these people will not disagree; they will not even understand, because you are referencing something that is not Now as if it were ever real, and only Now is real and only Now exists.

 

[House of Carrots]

You got any screenshots?

Unfortunately, I didn't grab the original posts being shared that started this particular discourse this week. The original poster rightfully got quite a bit of pushback from every corner of the internet and privated everything, but this is the gist of it.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

You got any screenshots?

Also, this under-appreciated banger:



Edited to add:
She’s a parody of herself:

 

[House of Carrots]

The past does not exist for these people, I mean that in a very real sense. They exist in an eternal cultural present. That is why they are so fixated on destroying all references to the past; they see "the past" as something irrelevant that only exists to serve the eternal Now.

Spot on. One of my favorite tweets from Victoria is her assuming some old Native American basket she saw had to be a stolen relic. She could not fathom that native people in the past had any agency to make goods to trade and sell.



Turns out the Penobscot largely made these to sell to tourists. History of Wabanaki baskets

 

[behindyourightnow]

Spot on. One of my favorite tweets from Victoria is her assuming some old Native American basket she saw had to be a stolen relic. She could not fathom that native people in the past had any agency to make goods to trade and sell.

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Amazing tweet. And yes, this is a perfect example of what I was saying about the past only existing to serve the Now. The "Now" paradigm states (implicitly) that only whites have agency and the capacity for full human experience. Only whites ever ate from the tree and gained knowledge of good and evil. Native Americans exist, and have always existed, in an Edenic state; they possessed no knowledge of trade or commerce or warfare, they simply sat around doe-eyed weaving baskets until the Whites came in and trampled them. That story is the only story of the past that is allowed to exist, because it serves the current narrative ("whites alone are post-Edenic and tainted and must be punished").

Extensive trading with colonists, Natives fighting on both sides of the Revolutionary War, the Nermernuh exterminating the other nations of the southern Great Plains to build their empire*? None of that exists. Victoria and her comrades have zero actual interest in "Native History," no matter how much they might declare otherwise. They only accept that which has utility to the present.


(*Fun actual history fact: "Nermernuh" is the real name of that tribe, "Comanche" comes from an outsider term given by the Utes that means something like "the people who won't fucking stop attacking us")

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Oh no! Victoria is very sick and will almost possibly definitely maybe have to be admitted to the hospital.

She skipped her appointment so she could go get more attention in the ER.

She's into watching amputees, which doesn't surprise me.

 

[Breadbear]

Just gonna say, someone who constantly forgets to charge her power chair is someone who doesn't actually need a power chair.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Just gonna say, someone who constantly forgets to charge her power chair is someone who doesn't actually need a power chair.

What would you even do if it actually went completely dead? How would you get it home. It would not be her fault if she had to get the power chair equivalent of a tow. I'm sure she'd play it as proof she needs assistance to do the most basic things.

Are the batteries detachable? Can they be removed for charging if it dies somewhere you can't charge it?

 

[Battery Low]

One of my favorite tweets from Victoria is her assuming some old Native American basket she saw had to be a stolen relic. She could not fathom that native people in the past had any agency to make goods to trade and sell.

Oh that is glorious! Imagine being some Native dude and being solemly presented with a fucking tourist basket. Especially when the presenter is a pooner munchie deathfat in a bedazzled mask and powerchair. I'd pay cold, hard cash to witness it.

Also she really tells on herself when she talks about being an ass in airports and how it's "easier for me because I'm in a wheelchair" these girls love having such a symbol of "I'm for-really-reals disabled" to try and manipulate people into giving them special treatment. No way is daddy going to ever persuade her out of it.

She's going to glue her ass to that thing until the pred crumbles her spine into actual disability, or her heart explodes from all the dumb shit she takes.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Oh that is glorious! Imagine being some Native dude and being solemly presented with a fucking tourist basket. Especially when the presenter is a pooner munchie deathfat in a bedazzled mask and powerchair.

Just imagine

Fucking hell lmao

 

[Breadbear]

What would you even do if it actually went completely dead? How would you get it home. It would not be her fault if she had to get the power chair equivalent of a tow. I'm sure she'd play it as proof she needs assistance to do the most basic things.

There's a manual mode, you usually pull a lever to release the engine brakes and you can push. It's a massive pain in the dick because power chairs are heavy as hell, but someone can push you in an emergency.

Are the batteries detachable? Can they be removed for charging if it dies somewhere you can't charge it?

They're detachable like a car battery's detachable, and the plug in is usually around the joystick. So no, you can't just pull it out to charge it, but you can (hire a professional to) pull it out to change it.

Short version, if it dies somewhere, you're reliant on the kindness of strangers to get you home to your charger.

 

[Battery Low]

Had a friend whose chair died whilst crossing a road. Thankfully a stranger spotted her and pushed her to safety because when you're actually unable to walk there's not much you can do other than loudly freak out and pray oncoming traffic, or someone with working limbs, sees you in time. These girls that fetishise wheelchair use are dumb as fuck.

 

[Breadbear]

Had a friend whose chair died whilst crossing a road. Thankfully a stranger spotted her and pushed her to safety because when you're actually unable to walk there's not much you can do other than loudly freak out and pray oncoming traffic, or someone with working limbs, sees you in time. These girls that fetishise wheelchair use are dumb as fuck.

Another thing to point out is that power chairs are finicky as all hell. You so much as look at them funny and they break down. I'm not going to say "lol she should have charged it before leaving" because sometimes they decide to just stop working for no particular reason.

They're a Godsend for people who need them, they really are, but they're also a massive pain to deal with.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Serious question. Why not just keep the power chair battery charger with you? Or is it too big an apparatus to carry around?

 

[Breadbear]

Serious question. Why not just keep the power chair battery charger with you? Or is it too big an apparatus to carry around?

It's doable - just chuck it in a shopping bag and hang it from a handle - but they're big, heavy, cumbersome, you still need to plug it in somewhere, it takes hours, and you can't move around while it's charging. And you still need to plug it in, and a lot of people in power chairs don't have that range of motion. But they usually have a good autonomy - just plugging it in the night before and leaving with a full batter is sufficient for most people.

If you're planning an all-day multi-mile outing, bring it along but expect to spend a couple hours using the electricity at Starbucks.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Just gonna say, someone who constantly forgets to charge her power chair is someone who doesn't actually need a power chair.

Vickie being this bad at the disability LARP because of her addiction to being smol and pathetic is so funny. If you don’t laugh, you might get at the munchies for how their antics embarrass real disabled people, but I’d hope most people can see through her, even in a short interaction. She is extremely dim.

Oh that is glorious! Imagine being some Native dude and being solemly presented with a fucking tourist basket.

And right on cue, unmitigated hilarity.
“THIS PRICELESS RELIC MUST BE RETURNED TO ITS PEOPLE”
“It was produced to sell, and was bought for $25 and some tobacco.”
“PRICELESS”

Just imagine

Only issue is how manly that poontroonjack is—if any artists are so compelled to bring us a shiny purple powerchair poonlet, that priceless relic would be forever enshrined here. The Kiwi Museum of Art is just down the road from the Farms. Lots of phalluses, many horrors. Nice place though!

But they usually have a good autonomy - just plugging it in the night before and leaving with a full batter is sufficient for most people.

That was my immediate question, wouldn’t most people just plug it in overnight somewhere still accessible from bed, so even in the middle of the night it could be used? Or maybe some have a non-powered wheelchair ready for that sort of thing? Regardless, if Vickie were half as sick as she claims her purposeful ineptitude would have killed her fifteen times over already. (Edit to fix typo)