DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Looks like Memology got a head start at milking Phil the lolcow

lol that's just him jealous he doesn't have his own anti-slander (aka the truth) police force. Like Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, see you in the clink, plumber tractor bros

 

[Lazycunt]

Been awhile I didn't know Dave was doing the political shit, it's actually impressive how much of self centred retard this one man can be.
I had to stop watching it just hurts my soul that someone who supposedly doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome can be so fucking stupid and wrong while being the most smug cunt.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Going by what I read, DSPolitics didn't turn out to be as boring as I thought it would be. I'd be interested in what stupid or outlandish thing he says on his "political show" if it wasn't(I assume)a once a week kind of deal like his dumbass DSP VS The Internet "show".

I'll just take a long break and catch up on the highlights, if I still have any interest left.

Hope you dudes have a happy Thanksgiving, a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year's Eve and to the ones that can stomach his DSPolitics react streams, wish you all the best.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

What even was that? His whole take was by suggesting you look at the lists food banks put out of items you can donate that they need instead of donating the 10,000th unit of canned pumpkin that they don't need and will end up throwing in the trash they are greedy assholes who deserve nothing.
And his conclusion was, "So don't donate food to food banks because 'beggars can't be chosers' (he really said this) so fuck them, instead what you should do is donate money to food banks,". . .which is also THE MAIN GUIDLINE THAT FOODBANKS PUT OUT! He's so fucking stupid he doesn't know that the main thing food banks suggest is to please give money instead of food items because the charity is able to leverage it's purchasing power to buy much more food with it's dollar than the equivalent amount you could buy at the grocery store, and they can buy the food items they actually need instead of having retarded spurgs like Phil who is throwing a fit at the suggestion he donate something other than canned sweet potatoes that end up just costing the charity money to throw away.
'Beggars can't be choosers', so donate to food banks in the way they repeatedly and publicly say they would prefer.

I think what tickled me the most about that particular rant is I genuinely can't tell if Phil thinks the homeless people are the ones that are updating the site and speaking with donors and telling them what to bring. Like, his implication is the "beggars" are the food banks. It is kinda funny because it reflects Phil's wasteful mindset. We know Phil is famous for constantly throwing away food/buying things he never uses that ultimately go bad. It really shows that his brain is burnt out where after years of experiencing that very same thing, he can't figure out why food banks would want to avoid that.

Then there's also the fact that Phil himself does this with his own streams. It's not enough that you support him, you have to support him in these specific ways, aka, the ones that give him instant cash/gratification. Except Phil actually chastises his paypigs when they don't donate in his preferred way/don't donate enough.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Ingrid and Snood are insufferable

At least you don't want to beat them with a baseball bat. Unlike Phil….

 

[Smokeski]

Couldn't watch detractor beam because indrid sucks and I didn't wanna hear her sperg about abortion. So I went to pop, which was spergy in a liberal way still, but much better

 

[Guinan's hats]

DSPolitics represents the biggest gap between Phil's delusions and what other people can clearly see.

Every LARPer in his chat should be nothing but positive about how it went. This really has some potential for positive content.

 

[Gramh]

DSPolitics off to a great start! 10/10 Phil, no notes, keep up the great work.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Presented without comment.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

That was an insanely retarded stream (via PoP). Phil is truly separated from reality. I hope he gets a lot of pahsitive emails that he will not bitch about today.

 

[johnkimble123]

DSPolitics represents the biggest gap between Phil's delusions and what other people can clearly see.

Every LARPer in his chat should be nothing but positive about how it went. This really has some potential for positive content.

“I showed my woke SJW son your stream and he has seen the light. He thinks your comments were robust, savory (oops wrong react), and meaningful.”

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Someone should show Phil the clip of Trump touting the removal of Roe as one of his finest accomplishments. That’ll surely blow his mind after he berated his audience trying to tell them he had nothing to do with it.

 

[johnkimble123]

Someone should show Phil the clip of Trump touting the removal of Roe as one of his finest accomplishments. That’ll surely blow his mind after he berated his audience trying to tell them he had nothing to do with it.

There was an audio clip in one of the ads he watched and he even said “Trump is just saying that, he’s just being blusterous”.

 

[Boomerjason86]

Has Destiny commented on Phils political stream yet? That will be funny

 

[PieceofShet]

I watched the memology video about DSPs political takes and I think I have brain damage now.
Loved the editing and comments. This is my favorite. (DSP said FBI should investigate his trolls)

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I’ll be damned, it seems DSPolitics was an entertaining show… just not in the way Phil envisioned.

Who’d have thought that a shut-in hermit, that hasn’t voted in decades, gets his news from Twitter headlines, and is a middle-aged, egotistical manchild would have so much to contribute to the political discourse?!

There was an audio clip in one of the ads he watched and he even said “Trump is just saying that, he’s just being blusterous”.

‘That’s a bad cope, bro!’

Political opinions aside, Trump’s actions, backed up by the Republicans, were what directly lead to the Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade. I don’t even understand why he’d want to be a contrarian on this, he’s got nothing to gain.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i just hope phil ends up pissing off everyone on both sides

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I don't know what you critics are kvetching about, all Mr. Burnell's takes really hit home and make a lot of sense. He's persisted through incredibly unique and arduous challenges throughout his life that in fact, I think he should write a book about it called "My Struggle." And who knows, if the ideologies in this book garner sympathies, he could even lead the nation one day into a 1000 year reign of prosperity. Who better than the most prolific Youtuber of all time?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

At least you don't want to beat them with a baseball bat. Unlike Phil….

Clip? Surely internet tough guy Phil threatening violence against his detractors would have appeared in a highlight

 

[myone]

I’ll be damned, it seems DSPolitics was an entertaining show… just not in the way Phil envisioned.

Maybe I'm the outlier here, but to me it was just as boring and insufferable as I expected. Exactly as worthless as his commentary on clips in the reACK show. Just clogging up the internet pipes with more of his garbage. He's literally curating his content for retards, no one else could sit through this willingly.

We are moving more and more away from fun TIHYDP khantent of Phil failing to grasp the concepts ins games designed for 5 year-olds.