Area 51 files leaked and uploaded to breachforums - we didn't even have to Naruto run for this

Is it not common knowledge by now that the government intentionally plays up all their "hollywood"-esque projects that were declassified and discontinued years ago so that people focus on all the more outlandish stuff so their more subtle shit goes under the radar, and so most people who question them can be safely associated with Redditors who think they're enlightened conspiracy theorists the government wants dead for knowing what the FOIA is?
 
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Bunkerhousing said:
Was it not so that the flying bombs actually worked but since they were not reported anywhere the Japanese asssumed it was a bust and stopped trying?
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That's part of it. Of the dozens they launched only 6 later became known to have reached north America. They were covered up. The incendiaries went off. But it was a very wet year and they failed to start the destructive wildfires the Japanese were hoping for.

Apparently Unit 731 wanted to load them with biological weapons. Hirohito himself vetoed that when he got wind of it.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
If we're being charitable, this....could probably be experimental aircraft with nuclear energy fueling the thing, during test flight/initial run it exploded. Could explain contamination killing engineers, could explain recovery teams, could explain MPs having nervous breakdowns watching the fucking thing, could explain the MIA technician, could explain why the CIC needs updating. It tracks with Einstien and Oppenheimer being mentioned in other documents as well.
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Yes, there were several nuclear aircraft that were proposed during the Cold War and at least one they built a prototype for and actually flew it with a nuclear reactor. Can this document be correlated with an actual nuclear aircraft project? I'd love to know just what they tested that caused this.

Alternatively it might relate to some sort of chemical weapons dispersal method. I know that is mostly done in Utah, but an aircraft testing it would be done at Groom Lake.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Yes, there were several nuclear aircraft that were proposed during the Cold War and at least one they built a prototype for and actually flew it with a nuclear reactor. Can this document be correlated with an actual nuclear aircraft project? I'd love to know just what they tested that caused this.

Alternatively it might relate to some sort of chemical weapons dispersal method. I know that is mostly done in Utah, but an aircraft testing it would be done at Groom Lake.
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Just to play Devils Advocate. Everything described there could also correlate to a failed test involving something like this
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The ME 163 Komet. It used Hypergolic Fuels which literally melted the pilots and ground crews whenever something went wrong.
 
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I'm 99% sure it's fake and gay with some of the MJ12 shit I've seen SS's of but I'm downloading and archiving like the data hoarding faggot I am
Also, fuck that fat cunt Kim and his transfer caps, might be a while....
 
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Is there anything saucy in it or is just retarded shit and bean counting by the government?
 
RodgerDodger said:
That's part of it. Of the dozens they launched only 6 later became known to have reached north America. They were covered up. The incendiaries went off. But it was a very wet year and they failed to start the destructive wildfires the Japanese were hoping for.

Apparently Unit 731 wanted to load them with biological weapons. Hirohito himself vetoed that when he got wind of it.
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The Japanese were already resource-deficient during the war and by the time they started this balloon campaign in late 1944, they were running out of paper and hydrogen. The project also relied on strong jet streams to get the balloons to North America, dying down during the summer months and only being reliable during a short fifty-day window. They were pretty ineffective compared to Operation Outward, the British equivalent of sending fire-bomb balloons down toward Germany which, due to the shorter distance and more concentrated industrial heartland, actually disrupted some of their operations if only for a short while. It also helped them to do it early in the war, not at the tail end like Japan.

Also, the "leaked" files are probably just semi-recently declassified documents related to Operation Paperclip, Operation LUSTY, and Project 63. Prototype testing and other Cold War experiments were better to explain away with ideas of Aliens so the Soviet spies would have a harder time gathering actual useful data from the slew of sensationalist "UFO" stories in the newspapers.

Who knows maybe an unidentified aircraft from beyond the stars was spotted by the U.S. Government or crashed but any useful info about it is probably still being researched with limited results. It took until the 1799 discovery and 1822 translation of the Rosetta stone for us to finally decipher Egyptian hieroglyphs. So the idea that "Alien technology" was what sparked the electronic age in the 50s is probably reaching Ancient Alien tier theories about how every human accomplishment was the result of some "Ayy Lmao" cheat books.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Just to play Devils Advocate. Everything described there could also correlate to a failed test involving something like this
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The ME 163 Komet. It used Hypergolic Fuels which literally melted the pilots and ground crews whenever something went wrong.
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Did it involve Chlorine Triflouride? I remember the Nazis trying to find a use for it including for fuel but they abandoned it pretty quickly after they realized it was just too volatile for any wide scale use.
 
This is just a reminder that no disks were recovered from Roswell. No winged creatures from Pluto are conducting mining operations or performing experiments on human brains. The raids on Innsmouth were to arrest communists. The Navy did not fire any torpedoes off the coast of Innsmouth. Any sculptures from the late 1920s depicting a specific tentacled creature are forgeries.
 
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Just based on the content of the documents and how over the top some of them are like the memo about MJ12 I think hackerman grabbed a honeypot and thought he genuinely got into real cool intelligence files that would totally be kept on a device connected to the open internet.
 
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