Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

In case anyone wants it:

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Mainly for the people in Twitter. It's the best clip to throw in Nick's face when he talks about destigmatizing bedroom shit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This advice is free: Shut the fuck up, disappear, transplant your brain and whole personality, legitimately become a different person.*

Free, but not easy, and therefore I predict he will have the average (zero) success at it.

*Alternative: Shut the fuck up, disappear, release your family from you, give them all your money, and be Dexter in that awful finale, except never be seen or heard from again, by anyone. ...also never going to happen.

Don't listen to this prude Nick, I got the best advice you'll ever need.

You need to keep posting to own the incels and you have to reward yourself whenever you own one, that's the way you will become an unstoppable twitter machine, wittily and charismatically stacking up W's against the Scandinavians until your audience sees the error of their ways!

As for the reward: we both know it Nick, a shot per W is the only way forward and the way you'll snowball those Ws with each stack up making you even more likeable and charismatic, do not forget to have each shot on the rocks, after all what's whiskey without some ICE! ICE helps you keep going for longer!

Drinks up! it's comedy time!

 

[Niggernerd]

He's really ramping up the muh evil government narrative even though that audience is bleeding out every day

 

[Captain Manning]

He's really ramping up the muh evil government narrative even though that audience is bleeding out every day

He's prepping for the inevitable L. He'll need people in that mindset when he explains he's totally innocent but the government is too powerful and evil.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm sorry for Bossman fans, getting beat out by this guy what will probably be twice for LOTY AND having their cow end up in jail before crackets. Nick is a RATATOUILLE RAT

Careful, they might come in to complain again.

Totaling up all superchats to date made to Melton, how far away is Nick from a "full Monty" ($300)?

Last month is was $265 or $275, so we've exceeded that easily.

 

[Desktop User2]

They were escorts, not hookers, nerd.

He also didn´t fuck them, he was pegged by them, dork.

Camelot331 described Nick's relationship with hookers as an addiction:

Gee, I´m starting to wonder this Nick guy isn´t a very trustworthy fella...

 

[HackerX]

Last month is was $265 or $275, so we've exceeded that easily.

There's something about this that strikes a pathetic cord with me. Idk if it's irony or something else but it's not the same as regular paypigging.

 

[Captain Manning]

Totaling up all superchats to date made to Melton, how far away is Nick from a "full Monty" ($300)?

Last month is was $265 or $275, so we've exceeded that easily.

Let the record reflect then that Nick would rather pay a fat pedo $300 to alog Aaron, than pay a man he falsely accused of being a pedo.

It's not that he can't pay Monty. It's that he won't.

Careful, they might come in to complain again.

I almost feel bad for that guy because he apparently attended BMJ court hearings as a Kiwi reporter and everything.

Still, he needs to not be a fag about it. It's not our fault BMJ loses everything, including LotY.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I have more time than the average bear right now and the Nick debacle is the "thing" that my autist brain is latching onto. But even so, it would take more time than even I want to give to catch up on here, watch the full 3 hours of Aaron's stream, plus Kiki's insipid stuff, Melton's videos, KC's, tweets, replies... being fully apprised of everything Nick-related would be a full time job + overtime. There wouldn't be enough time in the day for family, relationships, healthy food, good hobbies, etc. Not a chance. It has been a conscientious effort to pull myself away from all of this and touch grass because this is more interesting than a binge of Game of Thrones. But I am nonetheless embarrassed by how much time this has consumed of my own life.

So I'm looking at Nick--who IS tweeting AND appearing with superchats in all of these streams plus doing so much more (like keeping tabs on Aaron's online activity)--wondering about the degree of depraved obsession required to keep on top of everything. He's such a control freak that he is under the assumption that knowing what everyone is saying about him at all times and refuting any damaging narrative is what will win the day. He thinks he'll just outsmart everyone. Get everyone to see his side. He probably has this personality type even without drugs, but it reminds me of what he told Aaron: "you know your stress level is here? Coke makes your ability to handle it up to here." Unfortunately he hasn't yet realized coke has that opposite Midas effect of everything he's touching turning to shit.

He didn't have to lose everything, even after his arrest. He could have kept quiet, took a great plea deal, avoided jail, worked to salvage his marriage, parted with April on peaceful terms, made major amends with his kids, relied on his quality friendships to get him through this (esp in LawTube who could guide him better than most), kept his license... now, I'd be floored if a single one of these things happen. He's torched all of the bridges. That's why I'm going to label this a textbook tragedy--he is unable to overcome the antagonist of the story. He keeps thinking it's everything around him instead of himself. Every minute he spends online fighting everything "out there" is indicative that he's lost the plot. Life is long. He might get the lesson eventually. It will just apparently take a jail cell to finally make him confront his worst enemy: himself.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The only abusive thing I do to my wife is yap at her about this thread (just kidding, she loves it).

I've shown mine a picture of the balldo and asked her to guess what it is. She couldn't figure it out so I told her. She still refused to believe that it's a real product.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s bizarre. This is not even an experiment where there is a reward of cocaine.

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I think many of these "experiments" are just sick academics who are zoosadists who like torturing animals and we seriously need to terminate any funding for this sick bullshit.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I've shown mine a picture of the balldo and asked her to guess what it is. She couldn't figure it out so I told her. She still refused to believe that it's a real product.

You know what you need to do....spice up the bedroom and report back.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The only way Rekieta doesn’t win Lolcow of the year is if Patrick Tomlinson loses it and either: flys to Dan Mullen’s house and Dan’s wife kills him in self-defense, Patrick drives his Rustang into a Drumpf encampment (Daddy-daughter dance at a church), or he is arrested after Tor Swats admits that Patrick was swatting himself.

Bossman needs Trump to pardon him or to break out of prison.

Ralph needs to die on stream or get arrested by bounty hunters streaming his capture. Or get killed by Jade when he tries to kill Jim as his body fails and the Feds move in.

Rekieta is likely to be arrested again, get felted by Montegraph, get felted by Alisha Sweeps, and we might see total narcissistic mind break.

 

[TexOffender]

Legal dicksucker is going to go over the Rekieta lunacy. He said he's gonna go over it toward the end of the stream.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

He had relationships with hookers…. And sex with men

Well I got news for ya...

 

[dustnight]

In case anyone wants it:

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You know I'm beginning to think these two were thinking about totally different things here...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Well I got news for ya...

If you have sex with men, that means you gay!

 

[northstar747]

We should definitely respect Nick's privacy to the exact extent Nick (and we) respected Ron Toye's.

I m gonna be an asshole on this point.

Public records trump all that shit, and protect people like nick from being abused.

also I personally check out of watching nick after the toye stream he was doing fire and brimstone sermons denoucing ron, while preaching forgiveness for vic.

I also didnt like the religous stuff when he d play lip service to christian values and then boom it would be locker room talk with drew, and i remember the story about some retard that gave himself rug burn jacking it through sweat pants

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

thanks for the info! That's far more retarded than what I was thinking the dabbleverse was wow.

They're also not afraid to do Gay-Ops or touch the fuck out of a cow

 

[AnOminous]

Put another way, Nick has never had the shit beaten out of him.

Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!