Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!

Nick’s really changed my opinion on the trad lifestyle. Drugs, adultery, crazed men with baseball bats fighting over women. What the fuck?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!

I’ve said it before but it would be like 20 years worth of decent therapy if the following were to happen to him. Would probably fix him overnight

 

[Vect]

EDIT: Here is the Kino Casino stream where Aaron tells the baseball bat story. Should be timestamped for 2:15:50.

I know it's a comedy stream and they want to keep it light, but this isn't funny. I don't care what substances you're on, screaming at your crying wife at another man's house (while also surreptitiously accessing that man's private files) with two other people there because she refused a one-sided request - and then breaking down crying - can only be the result of drug psychoses and a disturbing severance from reality. I feel Aaron's downplaying it for his own benefit but if he could handle Nick "with one arm" yet felt he needed to bring a weapon, then he must have thought Nick was out of control and was going to hurt Kayla. That's full confirmation for me that Nick couldn't handle the drugs and his brain is permanently fried.

So if he's capable of doing this with witnesses present, and we know he's still on substances, then the logical assumption is that kind of thing has happened before and has probably happened again. Combined with his daughter on cocaine, shamelessly associating with creeps who have made pedophilic comments and letting them get in involved and his mafia like attempts to intimidate Aaron and others including flying in Ethan Ralph to film in court, I have to think that nothing is off the table for this guy.

 

[thebigdream]

Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!

The more Nick tells us, the more it's proven that Aaron cucked him (cucked by a cuck, very dishonorable). Not only did Aaron get to offload his psychotic wife, snort Nick's coke and score some benzo'd out Star Trek pussy, he threatened Nick with a fucking baseball bat like a chad. All I'm seeing are wins for the toe. Keep seething about how you can't forget his penis Nick, Aaron owns you.

 

[AnOminous]

Public records trump all that shit, and protect people like nick from being abused.

That was literally my point. We should treat Nick's privacy exactly the same way we treated Ron Toye's.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in

Knowing what we know about Nicky's father of the year antics maybe Aaron should have caved in something else.

 

[AnOminous]

Knowing what we know about Nicky's father of the year antics maybe Aaron should have caved in something else.

Apparently, in the story both Nick and Aaron agree on, Aaron had to protect Nick's own wife from his insane domestic abuse with a baseball bat, screaming at her while she was cowering in a bathroom like she was Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

Holy fucking shit. Who asked for this?

This is Nickworld. He's actually this evil.

He needs to kill himself.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit: The balldo jokes are finally getting to him lmao

>Destigmatise the bedroom
What is this skelly freak talking about? Nobody wants to know what goes on in your fucking bedroom you freak exhibitionist cuck. I literally cannot give a single fuck about what people do behind their closed doors and curtains. Though, once it's shoved in my face, I'll tell them to go die.

Passed rehab with flying colors, stalker nerd.

Which colours?

A gram is a measure of weight where, counterintuitive, fluid ounce is a measure of volume so this comparison doesn't work.

A Rekieta unit is 26.67 grams.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Thinking back to the one user here who claimed Nick arrived hours late to his drug test and that the local PDs were watching tweets:

Spicer, MN has a population of 1,081. I know these kinds of places. In these small towns, EVERYONE knows everyone else. The legal community is incestuous. Cops come in and share stuff like, "we caught the judge's son drunk driving" while giving him a private slap on the wrist and defense attorneys laugh about the prosecutor's affair because they're on the PTA with the wife. Point being, they know what a dipshit Nick is. They've probably known it for a long time. And when their little town is put on the radar like this because Nick is a semi-public figure, everyone's egos light up. We see it with Ralph's warrant.

I'd be really surprised if the cops weren't salivating at the thought of getting to call in some big boys from the FBI to help with the data breach stuff. Baby prosecutors are probably getting called in to get training on, "this is how we subpoena Google" because their work is otherwise just so damn boring.

If Nick was likable we'd probably be seeing something more along the lines of, "eff off, we're dealing with our own." Instead, they'll use this limelight to show what an upstanding, law abiding and wholesome community they are by making it clear they don't tolerate these kinds of crimes. It's made all the worse by Nick claiming corruption and cover ups. Nick living in a podunk town works deeply against him.

 

[Mouse Cop]

 

[CallmeCicada]

He needs to kill himself

Can't we just make him a head in a jar so we can still laugh at him ?

 

[Lemondale]

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

This has been Nick all along. He just is a poor winner. Man got everything he wanted.

 

[Tackleberry]

Can we add “alleged domestic abuser” to his thread title?

 

[Lammy]

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

bind him in chains made of balldos and exorcise the demon out of him
then lock him in a room full of ready to paint warhammer figures

 

[SargonF00t]

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

An amputee has more chance of growing back their limb.

 

[Captain Manning]

That was literally my point. We should treat Nick's privacy exactly the same way we treated Ron Toye's.

Remember back in 2019 when @JosephTX drove to that courthouse in Texas to pull Ron Toye's divorce case?

Nick celebrated that and went over it on his show.

In 2024, @MNPublicRecords does the same thing, and Nick turns into a crybaby bitch, shower calls Null thinking he could gaslight him into suppressing the drug test results, and then gets everything sealed when that fails.

It's okay to talk about how Ron Toye threw a remote control at his ex and threatened to kill a dog, but don't you dare talk about how Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke.

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

This has always been Nick. He just hid it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spicer, MN has a population of 1,081.

Now think about the statistics of having +5 children in foster care. It'll spike up like his daughter's spectrograph at benzoylecgonine.

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

He's always been this way. He just took his mask off and put the balldo on.

 

[Dr. Remulak]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

Because he was born in the balldo, moulded by it.