Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

According to Mara Rose’s GoFundMe, Nick broke six of her ribs:
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This reeks of bullshit, of course, but hopefully everyone can stop fighting and agree this is an objectively hilarious situation.

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REMEMBER THE SIX RIBS!!!!11! lol, she's definitely lying, but I can't deny this is gonna be funny. I wonder how long he can still brag about being a millionaire when he gets even more of these suits against him.
 
Nick isn't a nazi
I know, he doesn't even have a face scar from fencing without a mask.
Nick is asked - Kamala or Tulsi?
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Those last four seconds. If anyone had doubts about his faggotry...
His analysis lacked depth and thus led to an erroneous conclusion:
A) If anything the "ice pick scarring" is a plus, not a minus for me

B) Kamala may wear a wig, who knows what horrible visage may lie waiting under there

C) He's not factoring odor into this equation, especially south of the border
 
"Kamala's got rizz...shes pretty hot". If I was 12 years old today in 2024, this sounds like something I'd say as a joke amongst my friends. Back in the day we used to make jokes about Sarah Palin and how "hot" she was, etc etc, but me and my shithead friendgroup were just teenagers fucking around, not an organization trying to be taken seriously as a political stakeholder. I get Nick is trying to being sarcastic and/or blur the line between sarcasm and sincerity but this shouldn't be something a 26 year old is saying. Its fucking embarrassing.
Eh, I'm not a Nick fan by any stretch but I wish people would stop taking his clearly sarcastic jokes as real statements. He says enough genuine retarded stuff to last a lifetime. Use that. A mid twenties dude joking about fucking Kamala is pretty par for the course, not particularly funny but when it's clearly a joke it's not even worth picking apart.
 
"Kamala's got rizz...shes pretty hot". If I was 12 years old today in 2024, this sounds like something I'd say as a joke amongst my friends. Back in the day we used to make jokes about Sarah Palin and how "hot" she was, etc etc, but me and my shithead friendgroup were just teenagers fucking around, not an organization trying to be taken seriously as a political stakeholder. I get Nick is trying to being sarcastic and/or blur the line between sarcasm and sincerity but this shouldn't be something a 26 year old is saying. Its fucking embarrassing.
He's done that before. I remember somewhere back in 2017-2018 when i watched his America First stream for the first time since it was linked on /pol/, he openly called Tulsi "mommy" and thats all i needed to know about what type of person Fuentes is.
 
Eh, I'm not a Nick fan by any stretch but I wish people would stop taking his clearly sarcastic jokes as real statements. He says enough genuine retarded stuff to last a lifetime. Use that. A mid twenties dude joking about fucking Kamala is pretty par for the course, not particularly funny but when it's clearly a joke it's not even worth picking apart.
I think its the retards who actually think like that are the problem. Him and his retard following should be used to chum waters at this point tbh.
 
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Why does Nick like RFK ? Even Nick's associate Keith Woods calls out RFK as the charlatan he is. Supposedly the recent stock market crash might be because of him because of how much a role Pharma plays in the economy. RFK is everything wrong with modern populism.

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By her own admission she's refusing to cooperate with the police investigation and trying to drag out the investigation over the next year, so the police aren't doing anything for now. She's upset that the police consider her non-cooperation to be non-cooperative though.
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Is she even a real Kike? This is a legal layup, unless shes talking with the FBI and being told what to do, I cant believe she thinks this is a good idea. Maybe she thinks this is her 15 minutes of fame and is just handling it poorly?
 
Why does Nick like RFK ? Even Nick's associate Keith Woods calls out RFK as the charlatan he is. Supposedly the recent stock market crash might be because of him because of how much a role Pharma plays in the economy. RFK is everything wrong with modern populism.
You have to run everything Nick says/does through a filter of "what is the most damaging thing that could happen to 'the system' as possible." RFK is the kind of person that would cause the most damage to the system, regardless of whether the damage is actually beneficial to "fixing" America or not.
 
By her own admission she's refusing to cooperate with the police investigation and trying to drag out the investigation over the next year, so the police aren't doing anything for now. She's upset that the police consider her non-cooperation to be non-cooperative though.
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Is she even a real Kike? This is a legal layup, unless shes talking with the FBI and being told what to do, I cant believe she thinks this is a good idea. Maybe she thinks this is her 15 minutes of fame and is just handling it poorly?

I imagine it has to deal with the medical evaluation she is seeking. 6 ribs? Idk but at her age falling down in an aggressive manner can absolutely result in a rib breaking. Bone density decreases and especially if she has osteoporosis then while it would have happened due to a number of reasons...if she can tie it to nick she gets bonus points in a trial.

Cops probably want to sweep it up quickly because it's a nothing burger whereas she wants to examine all her options which is a legal right.
 
Lost a lot of respect for Keith Woods in the past year since he started becoming a Fuentes glazer. Especially after Jan 6. he spoke about how he helped goon march his followers into the symbolic seat of power for the western world. Now he thinks this nigga is a "real american nationalist" and keeps on friendly terms and even carries water for him. Such a shame too, he had some of the best dissident right wing/nationalist content on jewtube before the channel got wiped. The grift wars leaves no good man uncorrupted.
 
"WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH AN OLD JEWISH CAT LADY AND NOT THE BASED GAY MEXICAN!?"

Weird how people think I have to choose either side and can't just laugh at both of these retards. That's why we love retards fighting, it's good entertainment no matter who wins or loses. Two losses is always the ideal outcome.

Also, on a little side note, Nick only hates jews because he got denied a job at Daily Wire.
As with Israel and Palestine
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Why does Nick like RFK ? Even Nick's associate Keith Woods calls out RFK as the charlatan he is. Supposedly the recent stock market crash might be because of him because of how much a role Pharma plays in the economy. RFK is everything wrong with modern populism.

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ngl RFK jr. sounds pretty based here. I don't care what Israel does to Gaza or vise versa. I just wish we wouldn't waste money on either country.
 
Nick is being bent over by a Russian shill
Clearly this whoever commie is sodomising Fuent repeatedly.
X to doubt when he said he's ever been to dates with catboys because he sure was proficient in anally destroying little fuent.
Did fuent had to photoshop some gay badge onto him to make a point? That's so sad.
 
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