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Interestingly, Burzum itself is apolitical and it's not all black metal. Varg really got into some dark ambient and neofolk for a while and there's a lot of pagan and Norse themes.Really not beating the racist accusations there, Staph - saying paganism is the correct religion for white people and Christianity is bad because it comes from t3h j00z is straight out of the Varg Vikernes playbook. She dismisses him as being an evil transphobic right winger and will never listen to actual black metal, but they've got more in common than she thinks.
More and more does she resemble Shane Gillis.The ritual is available on her channel:
I'm struggling to upload a copy, so I hope someone will be able to upload an archive.
Come to think of it she tends to fixate more on the musician rather than the actual music, and she only really got into Rammstein/Till Lindemann after Lindemann was accused of being inappropriate with a few groupies or whatever. She thinks it's sexy cause one of her supposed paraphilias involves fantasising about rape (she's right in the target audience for 50 Shades of Grey - can you say trans-boomer), but so far she hasn't simped for anyone who's been actually charged with anything, in terms of musicians at least (with the MJ stuff it gets murky, he was acquitted but there are more accusations coming forth even now, but it's clear the man had more than a few screws loose). So basically she's what they call safe edgy these days.Interestingly, Burzum itself is apolitical and it's not all black metal. Varg really got into some dark ambient and neofolk for a while and there's a lot of pagan and Norse themes.
It seems like it would be right up her alley...except we know she truly prefers listening to Clay Aiken and MJ.
I'm struggling to upload a copy, so I hope someone will be able to upload an archive.
This is what ancient Roman soldiers saw when they were about to fight the Gauls on a misty field in the early morning.Start, pretty much, of the ritual. Probably missed about 5 mins shuffling about off the start.
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And here we may have the first occasion of Staph's curses working-
I slightly burnt my dinner after forgetting about the timer that went off in this.
Hopefully someone turns up but it kinda just looks like she's round the back of some church.
Sorry for fucking about with the volume but It is actually unbearable to listen to and mainly I have neighbours.
By happy chance she started actually chanting too, as opposed to everything preceding which was JUST her banging which was grating beyond belief.
She's also not using the Old Norse names for them. Much Viking, ancestors very cool.She put the runes in the wrong order. I am becoming increasingly more fascist.
She hasn't even bothered to memorize the words of this """""momentous ritual""""", she's reading aloud from a 8.5x11 computer printed script.this ritual has everything
Yeah the prison yamaha keyboard stuff is great.Interestingly, Burzum itself is apolitical and it's not all black metal. Varg really got into some dark ambient and neofolk for a while and there's a lot of pagan and Norse themes.
I spent ages thinking clay aitken was some 80s action film star or something. Was actually shocked when I finally looked it up. It was so bad.(Side note: I don't know so much as the name of a single Clay Aiken song, I know he was on American Idol, that he's gay, and that Staph was obsessed with him in her adolescence, but I don't think he was ever particularly popular outside the States unlike other people who've become world famous from those reality talent shows. Not sure if this is more proof of how irrelevant he is, or proof that Staph really hasn't grown out of the "omg he's so HAAAAAWT!" phase most teenage girls go through.)