Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Threatening to copyright his Locals post containing only text. That's a new low.

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Nicks a faggot in every literal and metaphorical sense

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe people wouldn’t “hammer you” about “kindly offering a place to stay” to a woman if you hadn’t called her your girlfriend and thirstposted with her on Twitter like a horny teenager?

Imagine this piece of shit daring to call it "rent-free" (lmao at that particular choice of words too) when he's fucking the whore. That's rent you dumb faggot.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Threatening to copyright his Locals post containing only text. That's a new low.

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Isn't this technically transformative anyway since BBN is providing commentary on it?
I'm not sure how this would shake up because I've never seen anyone be a flaggot over their embarrassing cope posting before.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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Well it's out now man, none of your pathetic whining can do anything about it. I thought you were all for free speech and first amendment and you hate false DMCA claims like that. Go ahead pussy do it, file a false DMCA, break the law again, no balls. You won't do shit. You will stay and watch like a good little cuck while we tear you to shreds just like Jamal tears to shreds your wife's punched lasagna.

 

[AnOminous]

Randazza had Anglin as a client during the Tanya Gersh trial and that was a lolsuit where they filed a string "no honorable court Andrew Anglin can't appear in person because he's in Whateverfuckistan working and no we can't even offer proof of residence or employment in Whateverfuckistan" motions which ended with a 14 million dollar default judgement against Anglin.

There's really about zero your lawyer can do when you do that shit, sort of like with Alex Jones. If you just deliberately ignore the court and pretend you have some magical field around you or whatever, even if your lawyer is Clarence Darrow, he isn't fucking Jesus or even Harry Houdini. You're getting fucked.

That would be absurd, cocaine would decompose at the temperature you heat a pan for cooking.

If you're drying freebase, it's probably because it's soaked in diethyl ether, which autoignites at 160 Celsius and the vapors of it can ignite when exposed to a spark at any normal temperature. Cokeheads are notoriously impatient and often don't dry it out entirely, or dry it out at temperatures that vastly increase the chance of an explosion or catching themselves on fire (what happened to Richard Pryor).

I'm somewhat skeptical about Balldo doing this, because he's so retardedly bad at math and numbers. If he tried to do freebase he'd be a crispy critter and his house would be burned down. Because he's fucking retarded.

Part of the popularity of crack is it's both simpler and safer to make and easier to package than powder. Even Balldo could do it if he felt like it, so that's possible.

 

[thebigdream]

Those 9 paragraphs of whining are PAID content. Take it down or I will whine for free on twitter!

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Take those 9 paragraphs off the internet, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

Nigga why can’t you talk like a human being? Just say what you want to say. You’re not a genius. You don’t need to speak in this weird non-speech you’re doing. If you’re upset, just say so.

 

[AnOminous]

Actions not words, Nick. He seems BAFFLED that people will not take his word unquestioningly. It will take time. Nick will need to take his lumps for months to years in order to overcome the reputation he has built now.

Don't forget, they make completely unfounded, WEIRD allegations that he's a cokehead, just because he streamed with cocaine obviously on his nostrils and admitted to snorting (his words) a "mountain of cocaine."

Those Kiwi Farmers are so WEIRD.

"It's so FUNNAY that people don't believe what I say just because I lie nonstop about everything, even easily verifiable facts! Why are these Internet NERDS so WEIRD that they remember all my previous lies?"

"I'm not holding April hostage"

So he admits he's holding her hostage. Since everything he says is a lie, denying is admitting.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick is pity farming Ralph posting for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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Ftfy.
If we use Ralph as the example my guess is nick wasn't drunk or fucked up when he wrote that sympathy post.

Oh woe is nick, I wonder if ape escaped.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What can we do to get the old Nick back?

I seriously don't think there is anyway back for him. He's fucked up so bigly, and he's been such a fucking smug, unrepentant asshole about it, I don't know that he has any road back.
Serious question, if anyone reading this was, by the grace or curse of Magi-Chan Sonichu, to wake up as Lord Balldo tommorow, and you were stuck in, but with full control of his body for the next 30 days, what would you do to try to fix his life?

This has always been Nick. He just hid it.

That's the biggest problem right there.

 

[Captain Manning]

Isn't this technically transformative anyway since BBN is providing commentary on it?

Yes, but BBN just came up with a better solution:



That's brilliant. Bravo!

(I kinda think this is not Kinochet, because I have never known Kinochet to be this good or witty).

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is just showing that 'names' and 'labels' are transactional for him--convenient mantles to be donned or doffed when inconvenient. He has no moral centre--no moral fortitude to stick by an ideal or belief. 'Christian', 'Libertarian', 'Free Speech advocate', 'Til death do us part', and all the others were assumed for mere advantage--not true belief or commitment.

That's because he's a worthless faggot who has openly boasted that he has no principles, much like the Satanic pervert he is.
“My principles were extensions of courtesy, my rights on loan to others.”

He has no principles. He is scum, vermin. A blot on the human race.

So Nick has to make a decision, go down swinging for a shit outcome.

Or plea like a bitch for a slightly less shit outcome.

His resistance only makes the dick that's going to go up his ass even bigger.

Y'know maybe its because I'm a Catholic with a massive guilt complex, but I'm a real sucker for a redemption story.

I know this feeling for this same reason (lapsed though). But Balldo is one of my exceptions. I know redemption is for everyone, even Hitler, or conceviably even Judas, but I don't even want a redemption arc for this absolute piece of shit. I want him to join Satan in Hell.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Threatening to copyright his Locals post containing only text. That's a new low.

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Yes, Nick add yet another case to your pile while you're at it.

 

[Captain Manning]

His resistance only makes the dick that's going to go up his ass even bigger.

(BTW, that's from a well known hentai anime called Words Worth. I would give roughly 50% odds Nick has seen it. Nick watches only the trashiest anime).

 

[Canard]

Nick ain't ever going to get away with any copy right claim circumvented by simple water marking...

 

[Cousin Eddie]

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I suspected Nick wasn't sober when he penned that bizarre midwit diatribe. Now we know for sure. He woke up a bit more sober, he's embarrassed, and he wants the evidence destroyed. Same reason he went after elissa.

 

[Procrastinhater]

One of his recent videos. You can hear her say "I love you" to him in the early hours of the morning. It sounded like she was following a script.

It was the Cucking With Balldo stream where he made that gross looking "Wagyu" dish where his hands where shaking like he's got fucking Parkinsons.

Seeing the latest tally of super chats gifted by Nick to his favorite pedophile, something just occurred to me.

It’s already crazy enough that Nick is paying a pedophile to lust after the children of his ex-lover. A kid that he has had contact with and even came to his house to play with his kids during their coke orgies. But I just remembered about the plan to merge the families, have Aaron buy the house, and raise all of the children together as one family on the compound.

If everything had gone as planned, Nick would the the Qover father to this poor girl. she would have essentially been one of his own kids, living under his care and protection (as lacking as they may be). And now he has potentially given everything digital Aaron has regarding the child (whether it be photo archives, or voice messages, or even surveillance footage as Melton has implied). It really beggars believe.

Melton is lucky Aaron is who he is. The Mojave is a big, empty place. Guy could get lost there.

I lasted half way through the first page before getting the hell out of there.

Yeah Cynthia is a fucking lunatic.
That said Nick isn't exactly helping himself with the "people" he chooses to paypig and associate with.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Yes, but BBN just came up with a better solution:



That's brilliant. Bravo!

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu may correct me, but he usually doesn't lock (members only) his Locals text posts... The fact that he did and promptly threatened BBN tells me he was planning this course of action beforehand.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ralph however is almost exactly Bill Williamson.

Spoiler: Ways in Which Ethan Ralph Parallels the character of Marion "Bill" Williamson

• Hides out in Mexico to avoid US authorities
• Wanted for crimes he committed on behalf of Dutch/Nick
• Known for abusing women/rape
• Retarded and fat
• Inferiority complex that leads him to boast and lash out
• Insecurity in his own masculinity leading him to posture as a very manly man
• Racist yet associates with and talks of loving mexicans
• Is ultimately doomed to be brought to justice

Maybe some of these are a stretch, but I think if you put him in that little folded hat, Ralph would be a dead ringer for Bill.

You forgot "secretly gay".
Remember Ralphs dead boyfriend who he said was the "love of his life" and that he never got over?

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Serious question, if anyone reading this was, by the grace or curse of Magi-Chan Sonichu, to wake up as Lord Balldo tommorow, and you were stuck in, but with full control of his body for the next 30 days, what would you do to try to fix his life?

Not necessarily in this order:

1.) Gather all of the evidence of my [Nick's] crimes. Send it to the police, Aaron's lawyer, and Monty's lawyer.
2.) Divorce Kayla. Tell her that she must do better and care for the kids while I [Nick] take the fall for the best of the family. Give Kayla and other family members majority if not full custody.
3.) Kick out April. Delete her information from my [Nick's] contacts. Initiate a restraining order against her for the whole family if she attempts to return.
4.) Liquidate assets to pay Monty. Post a video and messages on all social media apologizing for the incident, retracting the statements, and offering to help Monty in future proceedings against others who continue to spread the defamatory statements.
5.) Have a sit down with the kids to explain why things are happening, why dad has screwed up, and how they should avoid this in the future for themselves and their partners.
6.) Turn myself [Nick] in. Plea guilty but insist on strict measures in the agreements such as long-term rehab, continual drug testing, some amount of jail time, things such as that to ensure that real Nick gets a message.