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They don't make cages that big outside of zoos.
Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
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Boogie has to wear a noose for 24 minutes until it's absolutely certain he's dead.
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#LolcowUnalive
Meth Dick
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Hopefully it’s when his legs get amputated from diabetes
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When his organs are removed for autopsy
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Who they fuck cares? Getting cancer or something else equally as terminal doesn't change the person who he was in life. Everyone dies. The only thing I'm concerned about if Boogie has Cancer id that it lasts a long time and he suffers greatly until he dies from Cancer.
Having Cancer is not carte blanche to be a shitty person and it doesn't change a person from being a shitty person. They're still a shitty person dying faster. (and hopefully in Boogie's case) and in a lot of pain than the rest of us.
Fuck a chance. I hope he does have cancer and it's painful. I hope he gets the Cancer Totalbiscuit his "good friend" Boogie threw under the bus after he died had. Stomach cancer would be fitting for him given how big he is, but I will settle of ass cancer as long as it is drawn-out and painful.
"Might". Come back when he actually has Cancer.
(Not mad at you Meth Dick. It's all directed at Boogies of course.) I know it's usually Keemstar saying he might still have it. As if that means anything.)
YaBoi
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Wow! The miracle drug is allowing Boogie to do things he's just been way too lazy to try doing he hasn't been able to do since he was a teenager!!!!
Oh and it sounds like he couldn't even do two of the things he listed. And it's Boogie. I don't trust that he did any of those things properly. This was his last recorded effort of a "workout":
(Taken from the video: "Workout for a 47 year old disabled morbidly obese man")
"Daily" workout, yet the tweet which I posted makes it sound like Boogie has just performed a miracle. Pick one faggot! You can't be this inspirational weight loss subject who's performing miracle exercises while also claiming on your Youtube channel that you perform the above exercises daily. You're so damn stupid. It's embarrassing that everything you say or do is so easy to pick apart.
Btw, nice form, faggot:
Boogie then has an exchange with a fellow fatass. Ah yes, we're back to this old song and dance again where Boogie is handing out advice because he's the wise guru who lost all this weight from injecting his body with a wonder drug:
What did Boogie have to say about people giving weight loss advice again? Ah that's right!
I see why his ex-wife was the writer for his shitty Francis videos. Just how many times does this unfunny faggot want to post this image?
Why are you so gay?
Some kind of blood test result(?). I got no clue, fill me in here:
Seeing as these are some kind of medical records, the backlash begins:
"It proves the polycythemia at least". Yeah, wasn't that the whole point of Destiny's argument? He's such a coward. Waits until months later to post anything when the heat is off then seemingly admits that Destiny was right even though he's been bitching about Destiny constantly since July. But of course, he does it in a way where he doesn't have to say that Destiny was right and that he was wrong.
Does this even prove polycythemia? I'd have to see it written myself.
Is he on testosterone? Is he not on testosterone? Who fkn knows anymore:
Here are some retards. Some more insight into how parasocial Boogie is with his audience:
"I was just pretending to be retarded!"
"Lol":
Translation: "Chad walks the dogs. I don't":
HOLY FUCK. New Boogie lore just dropped. Apparently Boogie is disabled because a car hit his fat ass when he was 25 years old
:
I've noticed that Boogie likes to throw the chummy use of "man" into replies when he wants to manipulate someone.
He also got 0 sympathy in the replies which is hilarious:
Yep, that's life Boogie. Whatever happened to you probably happened to someone else. Boo hoo, get on with it.
As I said in the spoiler earlier in the post: If something happened to Boogie, we'd never hear the end of it. His "broken arm" was tweeted about so much when it happened. How on earth does he expect anyone to believe his car accident story this late in the game? If it actually happened, he would've mentioned it a thousand times already. You're immobile because YOU'RE FAT!
Finally, I used phrases and words to see if I could find any mention of this so-called car accident and what a surprise....
Nothing to see here.
Now, while Boogie was never hit by a car, apparently Boogie's brother was hit by a car:
So it's likely just another case of Boogie stealing his sibling's stories.
TLDR:
- Boogie makes up a story that he was hit by a car when he was 25
- Shares his medical records to try and prove he has polycythemia
- Claims to have lost so much weight that he can do proper exercises again, completely contradicting other past claims
- Brief 2018 broken arm lore
- Chad still walks the dogs, too much effort for Boogie
Oh and it sounds like he couldn't even do two of the things he listed. And it's Boogie. I don't trust that he did any of those things properly. This was his last recorded effort of a "workout":
(Taken from the video: "Workout for a 47 year old disabled morbidly obese man")
"Daily" workout, yet the tweet which I posted makes it sound like Boogie has just performed a miracle. Pick one faggot! You can't be this inspirational weight loss subject who's performing miracle exercises while also claiming on your Youtube channel that you perform the above exercises daily. You're so damn stupid. It's embarrassing that everything you say or do is so easy to pick apart.
Btw, nice form, faggot:
Also, you didn't break your shoulder, you broke your arm (allegedly):
Now if Boogie was milking this much sympathy from breaking his arm (he made nearly 50+ tweets in 25 days about his fucking arm), he would've never stfu if he actually had cancer. He even had to show off proof of his injury, although I'd only believe an X-ray tbh:
The best part is that the fat fuck was gloating about the progress he was making with his "broken arm" months later:
Gee, wonder why it still hurts. Dumb fuck, hope the ass pat video above was worth it:
Now if Boogie was milking this much sympathy from breaking his arm (he made nearly 50+ tweets in 25 days about his fucking arm), he would've never stfu if he actually had cancer. He even had to show off proof of his injury, although I'd only believe an X-ray tbh:
The best part is that the fat fuck was gloating about the progress he was making with his "broken arm" months later:
Gee, wonder why it still hurts. Dumb fuck, hope the ass pat video above was worth it:
Boogie then has an exchange with a fellow fatass. Ah yes, we're back to this old song and dance again where Boogie is handing out advice because he's the wise guru who lost all this weight from injecting his body with a wonder drug:
What did Boogie have to say about people giving weight loss advice again? Ah that's right!
I see why his ex-wife was the writer for his shitty Francis videos. Just how many times does this unfunny faggot want to post this image?
Why are you so gay?
Some kind of blood test result(?). I got no clue, fill me in here:
Seeing as these are some kind of medical records, the backlash begins:
"It proves the polycythemia at least". Yeah, wasn't that the whole point of Destiny's argument? He's such a coward. Waits until months later to post anything when the heat is off then seemingly admits that Destiny was right even though he's been bitching about Destiny constantly since July. But of course, he does it in a way where he doesn't have to say that Destiny was right and that he was wrong.
Does this even prove polycythemia? I'd have to see it written myself.
Is he on testosterone? Is he not on testosterone? Who fkn knows anymore:
Here are some retards. Some more insight into how parasocial Boogie is with his audience:
"I was just pretending to be retarded!"
"Lol":
Translation: "Chad walks the dogs. I don't":
HOLY FUCK. New Boogie lore just dropped. Apparently Boogie is disabled because a car hit his fat ass when he was 25 years old
:
I've noticed that Boogie likes to throw the chummy use of "man" into replies when he wants to manipulate someone.
He also got 0 sympathy in the replies which is hilarious:
Yep, that's life Boogie. Whatever happened to you probably happened to someone else. Boo hoo, get on with it.
As I said in the spoiler earlier in the post: If something happened to Boogie, we'd never hear the end of it. His "broken arm" was tweeted about so much when it happened. How on earth does he expect anyone to believe his car accident story this late in the game? If it actually happened, he would've mentioned it a thousand times already. You're immobile because YOU'RE FAT!
Finally, I used phrases and words to see if I could find any mention of this so-called car accident and what a surprise....
Nothing to see here.
Now, while Boogie was never hit by a car, apparently Boogie's brother was hit by a car:
So it's likely just another case of Boogie stealing his sibling's stories.
TLDR:
- Boogie makes up a story that he was hit by a car when he was 25
- Shares his medical records to try and prove he has polycythemia
- Claims to have lost so much weight that he can do proper exercises again, completely contradicting other past claims
- Brief 2018 broken arm lore
- Chad still walks the dogs, too much effort for Boogie
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In that video, his 'exercise routine' is the most pathetic thing I've seen. He's just recycling old nonsense, like with the 'boxing training' videos. 15lb weights—is that per arm or in total? In any event, I bet he does the reps for the video and then immediately stops once the camera is off.
I think the worst possible punishment for this utter cunt would be to go to one of those strict fat camps in the middle of nowhere, where they both make the people do reasonable exercises and (most importantly) feed them appropriate meals for their dietary needs. Can you imagine Boogie one day after all of his contraband has been seized and he has to eat meals appropriate to someone his size?
I'd love to see his fat narc face going purple with rage and threatening to leave, only for some ex-military type to say "Feel free to leave, it's a 10-mile walk to the nearest town."
I think the worst possible punishment for this utter cunt would be to go to one of those strict fat camps in the middle of nowhere, where they both make the people do reasonable exercises and (most importantly) feed them appropriate meals for their dietary needs. Can you imagine Boogie one day after all of his contraband has been seized and he has to eat meals appropriate to someone his size?
I'd love to see his fat narc face going purple with rage and threatening to leave, only for some ex-military type to say "Feel free to leave, it's a 10-mile walk to the nearest town."
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Does his other retarded dog (Sammy?) always have its eyes going in opposite directions?
Lugubrious
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We are getting to the good part of the Boogie weight loss challenges, when he loses enough to feel like he's an expert and starts preaching about being healthy.
It's the best because it delivers cringe content and it's about the time he slowly continues to go back to his old ways of eating and deflecting with amazing 399.999 scale photos.
It's the best because it delivers cringe content and it's about the time he slowly continues to go back to his old ways of eating and deflecting with amazing 399.999 scale photos.
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I'll believe it when he dies from it.
More interesting is that lardo's blood has such high oxygen-carrying capacity yet he gets winded from flailing around for a few seconds while throwing a tantrum.
I'm no doctor but I strongly doubt he was ever prescribed testosterone seeing how it seems to have messed up his blood this badly. Either his doctor was as delusional and incompetent as he is or Beggie has been taking hormones without a prescription.
Considering the gonad-shrinkage that comes with taking T and his FUPA, I don't want to finish this thought.
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Damn he went on a motherfucking rampage, no idea where to start.
"Between the three of us he (Leo) gets about 2 hours of walking a day"
Between the 50 year old 500 pound man that can't walk longer than a few minutes unassisted, the drug addict 17 year old girl so mentally ill she can't leave the house alone and doesn't drive, and the unemployed fat middle aged man that lives with these two people alone in a giant house full of toys?
2 hours a day? Really nigga? Fuck you.
Also interesting how it went from "I can't work because I'm disabled because my back is broken" to finding out his "shoulder" was then his arm now all of a sudden he got fuckin trashed by a car at 25 and that's why he can't work, LMAO what? It's amazing to watch him make shit up in real time. Here's a few -
- black girlfriend beat me and I German suplexed her into a wall and I feel bad
- my dad was a volunteer firefighter (after constantly describing him as a coal miner, may be true but odd given the timing of Destiny's Trump stuff)
- a guy stole my bike and told me to suck his dick and this was sexual abuse. also someone fingered my ass
It's like he gets cornered and just freaks the fuck out and decides you know what, today is the day, I am starting a new lie today. It can't be compulsive at this point because it's so self serving. His dad was a normal guy then one day he's online screaming that he molested him. He's 50 now and is still actively bringing random shit up HE NEVER HAS BEFORE THAT HAVE GREAT IMPORTANCE AND HE 100% WOULD HAVE.
What the fuck is his problem?? My god. He must have had a really bad day, shit.
Just all of a sudden months later drops his fucking medical records now and not when $80k or whatever was offered for them? "It might not prove the cancer but it at least proves the polycythemia" WOW you just proved that not only is it not in your "portal", it is not in your "medical records" like you said they were. Good job you fucking idiot.
Did you think people were going to see this and say awww poor Boogie is sick? The fat guy on TRT (who the fuck knows at this point) with sleep apnea has polycythemia? That's crazy! We take everything we said back and you are a victim and we're sorry.
The fuck was any of this about? I'm honestly suspecting his drug abuse is getting pretty bad again or something. This was a 2019-2021 level spergout full of just dumb fucking lies and incriminating nonsense. The "medical records" and the magical disability car 25 years ago though.. my God man can he just fuck off like actually..
"Between the three of us he (Leo) gets about 2 hours of walking a day"
Between the 50 year old 500 pound man that can't walk longer than a few minutes unassisted, the drug addict 17 year old girl so mentally ill she can't leave the house alone and doesn't drive, and the unemployed fat middle aged man that lives with these two people alone in a giant house full of toys?
2 hours a day? Really nigga? Fuck you.
Also interesting how it went from "I can't work because I'm disabled because my back is broken" to finding out his "shoulder" was then his arm now all of a sudden he got fuckin trashed by a car at 25 and that's why he can't work, LMAO what? It's amazing to watch him make shit up in real time. Here's a few -
- black girlfriend beat me and I German suplexed her into a wall and I feel bad
- my dad was a volunteer firefighter (after constantly describing him as a coal miner, may be true but odd given the timing of Destiny's Trump stuff)
- a guy stole my bike and told me to suck his dick and this was sexual abuse. also someone fingered my ass
It's like he gets cornered and just freaks the fuck out and decides you know what, today is the day, I am starting a new lie today. It can't be compulsive at this point because it's so self serving. His dad was a normal guy then one day he's online screaming that he molested him. He's 50 now and is still actively bringing random shit up HE NEVER HAS BEFORE THAT HAVE GREAT IMPORTANCE AND HE 100% WOULD HAVE.
What the fuck is his problem?? My god. He must have had a really bad day, shit.
Just all of a sudden months later drops his fucking medical records now and not when $80k or whatever was offered for them? "It might not prove the cancer but it at least proves the polycythemia" WOW you just proved that not only is it not in your "portal", it is not in your "medical records" like you said they were. Good job you fucking idiot.
Did you think people were going to see this and say awww poor Boogie is sick? The fat guy on TRT (who the fuck knows at this point) with sleep apnea has polycythemia? That's crazy! We take everything we said back and you are a victim and we're sorry.
The fuck was any of this about? I'm honestly suspecting his drug abuse is getting pretty bad again or something. This was a 2019-2021 level spergout full of just dumb fucking lies and incriminating nonsense. The "medical records" and the magical disability car 25 years ago though.. my God man can he just fuck off like actually..
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He'd probably blow the janitor for a box of milk duds
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Boogie lies because Boogie has never lived. He should never have been born. Hi, Boogie. I hope this helps with your MENTAL HEALTH™.
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How's the car?
It must been a humvee or another sturdy SUV.
A smaller car would have crimpled on impact.
Too bad the driver didn't finish the job
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Is there video footage of him doing the Burpees (kinda)? There is NO fucking way that I believe this disgusting orb is physically capable of even doing a quarter rep.
And an even better part is coming, when he hits a serious weight loss wall, stops getting positive attention for loosing weight (mostly gone by now anyways), and convinces himself "It's ok to start eating bad again for just a day, I deserve it" and the weight starts piling on just like his rebound from 335 lbs to 400 lbs.
YaBoi
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I bit and gave it a watch. It's about as pathetic as you'd expect. Keep in mind his tweet while you watch him "work out":
Don't flatter yourself, Boogs. You still can't do these things, and even if you could do these things, you don't deserve asspats for something the average joe can do.
Meanwhile, check out Wings, especially during the jumping jacks. He's much more mobile and agile than Boogie. Wings also knows what all of these exercises are and how to do them. If Boogie has lost as much weight as he's claimed, then how on earth is Wings, the fatter of the two of them far more capable than Boogie? Remember that Boogie claims he can have penetrative sex while Wings claims that he can't seal the deal. Hmm yeah, makes sense.