Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Windy Moors]

WATP mocking you hopium retards. Being pro-Imholte to further some bizarre agenda will always end with an L.

Hey Patrick.

I now have a new found appreciation for "Karen Farms" at least it was sort of clever.
It's really telling when a group of stumbling alcoholics/retards can come up with a better insult than his fanbase.

It's a catchy song, I sometimes find myself singing -"Burning down the barns at the Karen Farms, KKKaren Farms".

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Had a chance to go through the NLO Discord screenshots and I've made my mind up that Melton is an actual retard, who is not capable of pretending.

He trusts in Rekieta's plan and word:



He repeatedly has to brag and correct the record (like Pat T) about a supposedly fake comedy bit:





I think Melton is envious of the attention and donos that Aaron gets due to the Balldoverse implosion:

 

[Drama Trauma]

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Hey Patrick.


It's a catchy song, I sometimes find myself singing -"Burning down the barns at the Karen Farms, KKKaren Farms".

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Had a chance to go through the NLO Discord screenshots and I've made my mind up that Melton is an actual retard, who is not capable of pretending.

He trusts in Rekieta's plan and word:
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He repeatedly has to brag and correct the record (like Pat T) about a supposedly fake comedy bit:
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I think Melton is envious of the attention and donos that Aaron gets due to the Balldoverse implosion:
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But melton on that interview says he doesn't know shit! and karl sits there and believes every word he says also Melton says he didn't sexually harass Steel Toes daughter yeah saying she wasn't hot enough to fuck and he wanted a hot 10 year isn't sexual harassment he's just a POS the faster they arrest him the better

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Why is this faggot not in jail yet, or with a bullet hole in his head yet?

Also, others have asked and I also have been wondering: it seems like pedos with those physiognomy seem like they are cloned on a factory (of course that isn't the case - it's access to pornography and being massive slezebags).

 

[Captain Manning]

Why is this faggot not in jail yet, or with a bullet hole in his head yet?

Because he's too obscure.

That might be changing though. And not in a good way.

 

[I Will Be Us]

What I'm wondering about are the implications of Melton saying anything like, "I relief on Nick's training and experience as a lawyer in my actions. Because he's an attorney, I didn't know that what I was doing was criminal. I trusted him not to put me in that position." I get that it would have a limiting effect on Melton's culpability, but I have to think it would put Nick (specifically his license) in a world of hurt.

Melton's best bet is flipping. But good lord, if he keeps running his mouth he has nothing left to offer the prosecution. "Yes, your own post states Nick gave you the file. What else do you have? ...right, but you already said it was a .zip file of 28g that had pictures and bank records. What else? ....you already admitted you all were going to publish this after Nick's trial. I'm starting to question your value to this case, here."

 

[repentance]

"Yes, your own post states Nick gave you the file. What else do you have? ...right, but you already said it was a .zip file of 28g that had pictures and bank records. What else? ....you already admitted you all were going to publish this after Nick's trial. I'm starting to question your value to this case, here."

Were you lying then or are you lying now?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Were you lying then or are you lying now?

"Whichever helps me the most."

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Hey Patrick.


It's a catchy song, I sometimes find myself singing -"Burning down the barns at the Karen Farms, KKKaren Farms".

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Had a chance to go through the NLO Discord screenshots and I've made my mind up that Melton is an actual retard, who is not capable of pretending.

He trusts in Rekieta's plan and word:
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He repeatedly has to brag and correct the record (like Pat T) about a supposedly fake comedy bit:
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I think Melton is envious of the attention and donos that Aaron gets due to the Balldoverse implosion:
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Isn't "Barn Burner" a phrase used to describe a great party? Do these retards understand that words have meaning or did they think we were literally a farm.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Were you lying then or are you lying now?

"I wasn't lying, I was joking."

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

"I wasn't lying, I was joking."

"So you were telling the truth, you just found it funny?"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"So you were telling the truth, you just found it funny?"

"Yes, just like 10yo cupholder who should start doing OF content in 5 years. Hilarious, right?"

 

[JustStopDude]

What I'm wondering about are the implications of Melton saying anything like, "I relief on Nick's training and experience as a lawyer in my actions. Because he's an attorney, I didn't know that what I was doing was criminal. I trusted him not to put me in that position." I get that it would have a limiting effect on Melton's culpability, but I have to think it would put Nick (specifically his license) in a world of hurt.

It doesn't alleviate Melton at all. Listening to a cokehead, former lawyer for bad legal advice in no way acts as a relief from criminal liability.

Hell, listening to a sober, practicing lawyer who gives you bad advice wouldn't absolve you of liability.

It's no different than claiming ignorance of a law in court. If the legal system worked like this, every pedophile could just claim they are retarded like Patrick Melton to get out of charges.

 

[Boss Bass]

WATP mocking you hopium retards. Being pro-Imholte to further some bizarre agenda will always end with an L.

You’re letting Karl’s “radio wars” dichotomy based world view impede your judgement.

Laughing at the harmless parts of rekeita’s self-inflicted downfall does not make one Pro-Aaron, nor does a-logging what Nick has done to five innocent children.

Karl did hit the next step on the patented Kiwi Farms journey on his main show yesterday. Claiming that Kiwi Farms would jump on DLR saying in regards to a strip club “I’ve paid my share of young girls for dances”.

— use kiwi farms collated content from clip channels
— associate with KF memes
— get curious about KF
— start to go on KF
— source a larger and larger percentage of your show from KF
— “I’d rather go to war with Al Qaeda than the kiwi farms”
— the farms laughs at “your guy”, despair
— “more like Karen Farms”
—————- WE ARE HERE
— get your own sparse thread
— cope, seethe
— get a real thread
— read obsessively
— call null from the shower
— 41% (optional)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You’re letting Karl’s “radio wars” dichotomy based world view impede your judgement.

Laughing at the harmless parts of rekeita’s self-inflicted downfall does not make one Pro-Aaron, nor does a-logging what Nick has done to five innocent children.

Karl did hit the next step on the patented Kiwi Farms journey on his main show yesterday. Claiming that Kiwi Farms would jump on DLR saying in regards to a strip club “I’ve paid my share of young girls for dances”.

— use kiwi farms collated content from clip channels
— associate with KF memes
— get curious about KF
— start to go on KF
— source a larger and larger percentage of your show from KF
— “I’d rather go to war with Al Qaeda than the kiwi farms”
— the farms laughs at “your guy”, despair
— “more like Karen Farms”
—————- WE ARE HERE
— get your own sparse thread
— cope, seethe
— get a real thread
— read obsessively
— call null from the shower
— 41% (optional)

What a nice timeline. Citizen M also fits it perfectly.
Maybe "get banned from KF" should be added somewhere in there

 

[Windy Moors]

Some inspiration for the Dabbleverse to try harder. The Transon Family presents:

Burnin' Down the Barns at the Karen Farms, by Vizier & The Golden Witch​

Link

 

[Captain Manning]

Some inspiration for the Dabbleverse to try harder. The Transon Family presents:

Burnin' Down the Barns at the Karen Farms, by Vizier & The Golden Witch​

Link

That's shit too. It's just less shit than anything Melton's corner of the Internet can up with.

The Dabbleverse is bereft of talent.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

What I'm wondering about are the implications of Melton saying anything like, "I relief on Nick's training and experience as a lawyer in my actions. Because he's an attorney, I didn't know that what I was doing was criminal. I trusted him not to put me in that position." I get that it would have a limiting effect on Melton's culpability, but I have to think it would put Nick (specifically his license) in a world of hurt.

Melton's best bet is flipping. But good lord, if he keeps running his mouth he has nothing left to offer the prosecution. "Yes, your own post states Nick gave you the file. What else do you have? ...right, but you already said it was a .zip file of 28g that had pictures and bank records. What else? ....you already admitted you all were going to publish this after Nick's trial. I'm starting to question your value to this case, here."

Melton was found with 50k of coke in his apartment in LA years ago and got out of it (i figure he ratted out the guy whose coke it was) I think he will say that but I doubt he can get out of it this time anyone with a brain would know you should say "hey that shit is illegal" I think at the best he gets a plea deal and probably cannot ever even talk about Steel toe again as one of the terms

 

[Boss Bass]

That's shit too. It's just less shit than anything Melton's corner of the Internet can up with.

The Dabbleverse is bereft of talent.

The dabbleverse is both talented and prolific, but none of their best talent is touching this clusterfuck. I have to say, when Karl is paired with a tard-wrangler (like former co-host cros or that Detroit radio DJ) he’s genuinely good. It’s like Kiwi Farms junior only with an amoral lean.

Karl’s down about 25% in livestream viewers and it’s a bit jarring to not get A-tier parody songs at the end of each episode like we would for Stuttering John, Opie or Chad Zumock.

It’s just so hard to enjoy the show now that Karl is baldoguarding this hard. It defies explanation how someone can pick one person out of a polycule and hype them as the hero. A year of wife swapping and only one guy is the cuck? And it ISN’T the guy who took his wife to “coal burning week” in Jamaica?

 

[AnOminous]

Also, others have asked and I also have been wondering: it seems like pedos with those physiognomy seem like they are cloned on a factory (of course that isn't the case - it's access to pornography and being massive slezebags).

I think globohomo is growing these things in vats. I'm pretty sure only a headshot takes them out.

The dabbleverse is both talented and prolific

u wot m8?

Unless by "talented" you mean "pedophile" and by "prolific" you mean "rapes a LOT of kids" I have no idea how you could fucking say shit this absolutely insane.