Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

The city is not like Quasi, some schlub with a forum. It can make the collections process very painful if Piggy ends up owing money. IIRC, it can add the amount owed to Piggy's property tax bill. If he doesn't pay then, there's a tax lien, foreclosure and eviction. Milwaukee is hurting for finances. I'd guess that it won't show mercy on the Pig. He doesn't handle denial or correction very well, so come Monday he's going to be oinking loudly at his attorney to 'correct' all the denials in the filing. He's going to end up owing Milwaukee. Tell the MiL to get out her check-book, Nikki's special boy is running up another legal bill.

I don't get it. "More voters cast their ballots against Trump than for him"? But he clearly got more votes?
Does he know that "majority" doesn't always mean "over 50%"?

Majority does mean over 50% of the votes. You are thinking plurality, which means most votes, but also means majority of votes if over 50%. Vote counting is ongoing, so any pronouncement like Piggy's is premature. I think Bill Clinton was the last president elected with a plurality, but I could be wrong. Dubya Bush 1st term, and Trump 45 had a minority of the votes. No idea if it is really called a minority of votes.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Patrick Pigsplains to a beautiful independent black Womxn
“Don’t believe your lying eyes child”
Thank goodness she wasn’t in sausaging distance.

 

[Meriasek]

The city is not like Quasi, some schlub with a forum. It can make the collections process very painful if Piggy ends up owing money. IIRC, it can add the amount owed to Piggy's property tax bill. If he doesn't pay then, there's a tax lien, foreclosure and eviction. Milwaukee is hurting for finances. I'd guess that it won't show mercy on the Pig. He doesn't handle denial or correction very well, so come Monday he's going to be oinking loudly at his attorney to 'correct' all the denials in the filing. He's going to end up owing Milwaukee. Tell the MiL to get out her check-book, Nikki's special boy is running up another legal bill.


Majority does mean over 50% of the votes. You are thinking plurality, which means most votes, but also means majority of votes if over 50%. Vote counting is ongoing, so any pronouncement like Piggy's is premature. I think Bill Clinton was the last president elected with a plurality, but I could be wrong. Dubya Bush 1st term, and Trump 45 had a minority of the votes. No idea if it is really called a minority of votes.

Ah, linguistic and political differences. In German we distinguish between simple, relative, and absolute majorities, and I was thinking of the relative majority here.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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Looks like misgendering's back on the menu, boys!

I don't get it. Fatrick is the one with tits and elevated estrogen levels. Why is he calling Lex "ma'am?"

 

[NaggotFigger]

I don't get it. Fatrick is the one with tits and elevated estrogen levels. Why is he calling Lex "ma'am?"

Because he’s incredibly retarded to a high level. Keep in note that he graduated high school with a GPA of 1.7.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I don't get it. Fatrick is the one with tits and elevated estrogen levels. Why is he calling Lex "ma'am?"

Because he thinks "ma'am " is a pronoun.
Remember, his best grades were in sports.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Patrick Pigsplains to a beautiful independent black WomxnView attachment 6652899View attachment 6652901
“Don’t believe your lying eyes child”
Thank goodness she wasn’t in sausaging distance.

Pat: Democrats fixed the schools
Woman: they suck tho
Pat: It's actually the Republicans that are in control of schools

Sometimes I wish he had the ability of self reflection

 

[TurboNAS]

Sometimes I wish he had the ability of self reflection

that would destroy him.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat: Democrats fixed the schools
Woman: they suck tho
Pat: It's actually the Republicans that are in control of schools

Sometimes I wish he had the ability of self reflection

I don't.
Think about it.
Pat, narcissistic retard that he is, brought joy to hundreds of people through his buffoonery.
A Patrick with self reflection would be just some random white-trash urban liberal.
As our clown, he has entertained more people than through his shitty books.

Very Patrick, his biggest achievement is completely accidental.

 

[AprilRains]

that would destroy him.

you act like that's a bad thing

 

[Spunt]

But surely he understands that the same is even truer of Harris. In fact, if an appreciable number of those votes were for Kennedy, then the likely reason Trump didn't get a numerical majority of the votes was because Kennedy's withdrawal from the race was not honored. In fact, wasn't Fatrick crowing about that?

Bear in mind there are reports that "Hawk Tuah" and variants thereof received in the region of 70,000 votes, plus large numbers of confused old people who voted for Joe Biden (such as one J. Biden of Washington DC). I suspect double-digit write-in votes for the likes of Fred Durst, Adolf Hitler and Jimmy Carter.

 

[John_Smith]

Hey! I voted for Jimmy Carter. It was mail in ballot that I filled in on his birthday. Happy Birthday Mr. President.I live in a 1 party state so it mattered not a single fuck.

Piggy is indestructible. He will outlast cockroaches. Anyways, the Dems got up to all sorts of bullshit with public education, making it more like indoctrination. Piggy went to a very rural set of schools. He missed out on a lot of that. perhaps he's resentful and thats one, of many, reasons he acts out now. That and he's an asshole, a massive oozing asshole.

Ah, linguistic and political differences. In German we distinguish between simple, relative, and absolute majorities, and I was thinking of the relative majority here.

No worries. You guys also have way more political parties than the USA does, so you need that sort of thing.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I think the Best Lolcow Picture has to be from this year and not just in general.

How about these pictures from Worldcon?
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Hasn't gained a pound since high school, stalker.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Something from his October pumpkin carving video, where he is looking particularly pumpkinish and rocking the Eraserhead hair:

Spoiler

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Genuinely felt disgusted looking at him lmao

>MFW Fatrick exists
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Also it seems pig of man is experiencing some unwanted dissent in his bluesky sanctum in the wake of his "THIS INDIVIDUAL IS A CYBERSTALKER. REPORT HIM HENCEFORTH" directives.
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Why can’t the pest come over to bluesky any sooner?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick Pigsplains to a beautiful independent black WomxnView attachment 6652899View attachment 6652901
“Don’t believe your lying eyes child”
Thank goodness she wasn’t in sausaging distance.

As usual Patrick doesn't know what he's talking about. The never father wouldn't know what schools are like. Don't worry though, PoS democrats want the youth to fix everything they broke. It's too bad the youth today are too stupid to do that thanks to Democrats ruining school.

Pat: Democrats fixed the schools
Woman: they suck tho
Pat: It's actually the Republicans that are in control of schools

Sometimes I wish he had the ability of self reflection

I wish he could read and think for himself, but he wouldn't be Patrick if that was the case.

Bear in mind there are reports that "Hawk Tuah" and variants thereof received in the region of 70,000 votes, plus large numbers of confused old people who voted for Joe Biden (such as one J. Biden of Washington DC). I suspect double-digit write-in votes for the likes of Fred Durst, Adolf Hitler and Jimmy Carter.

I'd vote for Fred Durst. He already has a campaign song. "Break Stuff"

 

[Billy Bong]

On page 2125 of this thread, Patrick paid Quasi (featured post):

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-16712278

The Ls Patrick has been taking at this point are crazy. Everything has been a disaster since the last update Mr. Tomlinson truly is magical indeed.

I still have not seen a 'This is why your life is already over stalker. Enjoy prison.' yet. I really thought his current catchphrase would come earlier.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd vote for Fred Durst. He already has a campaign song. "Break Stuff"

I would vote for Fred Durst.

To be publicly executed!

 

[Dean Pentel]

Don't read Brian Herbert's Dune sequels, Stephen Baxter's Titan, or anything written by on Patrick Sean Tomlinson.

I hate Brian Herbert's Dune stuff almost as much as Patrick hates women that don't agree with him on everything, fit, happy people, and medical facts.

p.s. I know bringing up any Northen Irish history/politics is going to piss off anyone who has any feelings about it on either side

Wrong as always, child. Most of us here like to learn about recent history.

i really need a Fatrick AI voice to read all of this in his campy fag tone, would complete the piece.

If we could get the Fatrick AI voice arguing with a Trump-voiced AI reading @Judge Holden posts, that would be excellent. My sides are sweating nervously already.

I don't even want to know what that would do to the Judge's sheets.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Patrick has never even fed his own child.

Patrick has never even met his own child.

Probably for the best really.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I really thought his current catchphrase would come earlier.

He changed it quite recently and I suspect it’s because his original “Your life is already over” flew too close to the sun and he may have gotten a “don’t threaten violence” warning.

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.