🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Its Vladi Bby]

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen... I dont even know what to make of it lol

The Hasslin has been so mild and has achieved the highest level of chaos possible

 

[Scarecrow in a Field]

I'm glad Sam seems to having fun in the chaos.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

I'm curious as to what they did with Alex's big bitch. Did they really just chuck her out?

Also if Alex leaves I'll kill myself in Minecraft

 

[neger psykolog]

Man I was really appreciating that heart to heart with Sam and Alex about his wife, and they had to fucking Jet it up activating Frank after pressing him so fucking hard with his wife.

Sam told him the hard words he needed to hear, but it is unclear whether he actually wanted to action them himself.

The house is in total fucking chaos mode right now, I can't tell whether it is too much "jetting it up" or not to add more wood to the fire right now.

 

[Doseferatu]

Burt's getting pissed off. I think he got Frank a refreshment.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Rare Mizzy W.. begging the audience to put Connor's retarded ass back in confessional.

"Do you know what being a fan of Alex is? Its stuff like this."

- Frank in reference to being a fan of Alex but also threatening to rape his family. The duality of man.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

"I HAVE THE TALKING SAUSAGE" fucking LOL

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

alex is such a gigantic fucking pussy that he told frank he'd bite him if he tried to attack him

 

[code123]

my king i kneel.

hes stressed so he is burting off in his own words.

 

[Just Want In]

I think Alex may have been raped in prison....

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

"On my mommas life I'll kill you". Isn't the law that if there's a weapon present it is considered a felony death threat? Alex did pick up a knife earlier...

 

[Scarecrow in a Field]

Burt: "That Frank guy is hot as hell." Now he's moaning Frank's name while spurting.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

"I'm not going to be a dancing clown and make more content"

So oblivious.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

my king i kneel.
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hes stressed so he is burting off in his own words.
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He fanned himself with the shield after nutting. Director mode caught the aftermath.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

That reminds me, they finally updated https://burtsplurt.com/

 

[FieldPiece]

my king i kneel.
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hes stressed so he is burting off in his own words.
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This is like a classical painting. A king laid to rest with his arms bravo jet.

 

[neger psykolog]

When it comes to the whole rape/monkeys etc thing and everything Frank Hassle has done so far, here's a post I made 2 weeks ago: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-19730951

It's also similar to how "trolls" will carry on pointless arguments online over totally mundane shit that they have no actual interest in--the joke is that they are being lifeless and wasting their life, you are wasting your life by responding to them, and several hundred people are wasting their life by reading it in the first place and not even engaging. A brilliant "troll" knows all of this and will relish at being able to put on a performance that is actually just "an act" but succeeds in dragging in as many people as possible to a long, passionate discussion all for the pure entertainment that only a few people will be in on the joke.

Do notice the total chaos he has caused by touching on a subject he knew was sensitive to Alex yet totally mundane to everyone else (even though it is about raping monkeys). They (and we) are spending their time debating or listening to a debate about the ethics of monkey fucking.

 

[Maybe I'm fucken retarded]

I feel like Frank is being way too chill towards him. I want to see Alex try to use those elbows and knees. I have been waiting for this and I'm starting to feel let down.

 

[troonshine]

15k people just watched burt splurt

 

[neger psykolog]

I feel like Frank is being way too chill towards him. I want to see Alex try to use those elbows and knees. I have been waiting for this and I'm starting to feel let down.

You must be beyond delusional to be asking for more after the past 5 or 6 hours of totally unpredictable and masterful chaos that has happened. I do not understand how you can be "let down" by what has transpired so far.