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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Conner is a low IQ fratbro idiot and I'm not shocked in the slightest he was a cop at one point.
 
production may be trying to get them trashed
jet is slick
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We may have already seen Dark Burt, but will production be able to achieve the improbable of driving Burt so far to the edge of madness he reaches VANTABURT status, the darkest visible Burt possible? Or will they push him past the veil so he will turn into a BURT HOLE from which no splurt can escape?
 
mizzy's trying to get herself voted off
she just said "vote me off and let me come back as a freeloader and pay me a dayrate"
already a precedent with trish, production would probably take her up on it with what a TTS hate funnel she is
 
We may have already seen Dark Burt, but will production be able to achieve the improbable of driving Burt so far to the edge of madness he reaches VANTABURT status, the darkest visible Burt possible? Or will they push him past the veil so he will turn into a BURT HOLE from which no splurt can escape?

Do you mean to say that dark burt would transition into being black burt?
 
Jeff hid the alcohol in one of the bedrooms or the bathroom, I saw him take the bottle down the hall and come back without it. I'm going to bet on Bedroom 2.
 
This has been one of the best nights of content ever. Thanks, Jet. I need to go to bed but I don't want to stop recording, haha. The whole Connor AI porn arc is amazing, he's losing his mind.
 
PANIC SELL YOUR CONNOR STONK. He's probably going to get thrown out on his ass at this point lmao.
I'm surprised production hasn't intervened since he has already kicked Jobe and supposedly some other shit.

(also Jobe's name is infinitely funny because Darksydephil always compares himself to Jobe from the bible lol)
 
Frank has now chosen Connor, the extremely stupid and very clearly closeted homosexual ex cop to be his next victim. We are witnessing a masterclass in tardbaiting. Connor is screaming at the top of his lungs, to the point of tears, by the mere presence of Frank.
 
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