Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

Males aged 9-80? Is there seriously a case of a 9 year old wank-hanging themselves?

I wouldnt doubt it. My stepdad worked at an old folks home once upon a time and they used to find all sorts in the old boys rooms.
They found a whole blow up doll once.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Kind of like this one on the airplane, but there's dozens of videos of these aggressive little doods pulling shit that would get them rocked if anyone took them seriously.
Fortunately for Li'l Pooner, they don't

The plane section of the video feels like a comedy skit or some kayfabe. There's something about the pooner's appearance and mannerism that tells me that is just a regular woman playing a character.

 

[unexpected onions]

There's something about the pooner's appearance and mannerism that tells me that is just a regular woman playing a character

That's every pooner.

 

[Sean Andalou]

That's every pooner.

Poe's Law.

 

[Gondolindrim]

It is really interesting to think about how the tides are finally turning, maybe because they had their time in the sun and people realized they were fucking lunatics?
2021-22 did a lot for me to realize it personally, both seeing troons handwringing about Chris chans pronouns and the keffals war

I tried to be a good liberal for a long time and be a "ally" but at some point very recently the dam broke and I just can't help but detest these people. I think the massacre of children and subsequent media apologism was the breaking point for a lot of people. An insane woman that identified as a man walks into a Christian school, murders defenseless people, and then the fucking president gets on the horn and begs everyone not to be mad at the trans community. Complete with tranny "journalists" popping into existence to downplay the crime.

There's really no coming back from that.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Pooner got into a verbal fight with two guys (that she was totally in the right about) and gets a reality check with how if she was a man they would beat her up.
Now she realizes that no one will protect her

She got what she wanted

Summary: "God, I hate the sex class I'm aping by mutilating my body inside and out."

Anyone putting these characters in a book would be called transphobic for making up something this outlandish.

"I wasn't expecting to share a cabin with someone who blatantly doesn't think trans people have the right to exist."
This is the default of any normal person. Everyone on the plane hates you.

At first I thought this was a typo and thought you meant 'planet' - everyone on the planet hates you, until I remembered the context.
But now that the idea is in my head, I prefer to interpret that as planes of existence such as in role-playing fantasy. Everyone on the material plane hates her, and everyone on the ethereal plane, too.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Poe's Law.

Poon's Law

 

[AssignedEva]

There are these shirts that give the old dictionary definition of 'woman'. They are based but can get you in trouble with girldick lovers, people have been kicked out of bars for wearing them and such.

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While it was almost certainly this adult human female one, I like to think it was a tired woman who'd just grabbed a comfy old tshirt to fly in -

- and she had a drapey cardigan on top that was covering the "up" bit, and was entirely clueless to Fox having a meltdown a few rows away.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The plane section of the video feels like a comedy skit or some kayfabe. There's something about the pooner's appearance and mannerism that tells me that is just a regular woman playing a character.

I got that impression but I've seen it a few times apparently it's legit. Looks like a "theyfab" or whatever the fuck they're called, dumbass little doods that claim to be men but don't even take T, just "identify".

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You just know any Harry Potter merch would fall under this rule. Better not wear your Gryffindor striped socks lest a troon might feel UNSAFE.

How about wearing HP merch and a t-shirt with the word "woman".

 

[Dr. Butt]

This fine specimen is Traniela Carle Campolieto. Yes, TRANIELA. His real name is Daniel. He's 48 years old, and has a 24-year-long career as a pilot; his tranniedom began in 2023. He is Argentina's first ever troon pilot.

Der Coomer fled to Argentina, too!

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

How about wearing HP merch and a t-shirt with the word "woman".

With some of the KF patches to finish the look off.

Imagine the meltdowns.

 

[Narinder]

I mean, if you want to be very literal on it, it says not to cross dress at all and stick to gendered clothes. If you want to open it up to a softer interpretation, it says not to intentionally deceive people. And when you factor in how many trannies like to go "I don't want to tell people I'm trans/I want my amhole fucked and nobody will be able to tell", I think that sorta kinda maaaaaybe massively involves intentionally deceiving.

So either way, the bibble says no, transatan.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

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I mean, if you want to be very literal on it, it says not to cross dress at all and stick to gendered roles. If you want to open it up to a softer interpretation, it says not to intentionally deceive people. And when you factor in how many trannies like to go "I don't want to tell people I'm trans/I want my amhole fucked and nobody will be able to tell", I think that sorta kinda maaaaaybe massively involves intentionally deceiving.

So either way, the bibble says no, transatan.

The Chaser and The Onion are so fucking annoying whenever they talk about trans stuff. It's the one group of people they don't want to make fun of, so they'll write gay articles about Terfs Bad and JKR Bad.

Reductress also became shit when they picked a side (and had Mara Wilson guest write an article about how strippers are just totes normal people with a totes normal job you guise!)

 

[stupid frog]

You just know any Harry Potter merch would fall under this rule. Better not wear your Gryffindor striped socks lest a troon might feel UNSAFE.

That's the only reason I want to buy some.

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

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This is such a narcissistic way of viewing things lol.

The person has a shirt with a word that describes over half the population, but no, they are specifically targeting YOUR group in a negative way.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The tldr is that the OP is a bpd weirdo and the therapist had enough of trying to make him see reason, only for him to continously go "but it's EVERYONE ELSES FAULT" despite objective evidence that he's a twat.

What's sort of interesting is that they can "fire" patients for doing the opposite of this, too. If someone refuses to accept that they're not worthless and everyone who loves them isn't faking, it still counts as "noncompliant" i.e. not really practicing the skills they originally agreed to learn in seeking mental health counseling. It would be funny if it didn't end with so many dead anorexics.

The only way to be a trans person really of consequence -- not just of trans consequence -- is to be like this guy:

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"Bring me Rowling and some cookies"

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

Heckin masc and totally valid of this dood to have a panic attack because a woman was wearing a t shirt on a plane


Heeeere's Posie!

 

[Aquarius]

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Discovering this TERF passenger wearing a 'Woman' tshirt [sic] just a few seats away caused me to have a panic attack mid-flight. Most trans people and allies are aware this is a transphobic dog whistle (insinuating that this person is a REAL woman, and that trans women aren't women). I wasn't expecting to have to share a cabin with someone who blatantly doesn't think trans people have the right to exist. I spoke w/ cabin crew Sharon, who checked on me a few times during the flight.

Spoiler: Me dunking on this post

First off, how does little miss zippertits know they were a “TERF”? TERF stands “trans exclusionary radical feminist”. Now, this name is already a misnomer since TERFs aren’t really “trans exclusionary”, they’re male exclusionary. Our little Fox dude would be welcomed in by TERFs as the misogyny-poisoned, lesbian eugenics survivor and woman she is. But, of course, these retards can’t distinguish between the myriads of people from across the political spectrum who hate them. They’re all TERFs. Trump is famously a radical feminist, lol, and so is Matt Walsh.

And having a panic attack? Whining incessantly for the flight attendant to coddle you, check on you, and hold your hand? So totally manly, dude. I love how pooners are especially effete and weak-minded, even when compared to the most tuberculosis-riddled Victorian ingenue.

And, of course, she’s a hysterical woman, so she emotionally inflates the situation to “this person denies my right to exist”. Possibly literally hysterical, since the condition was defined as disturbance caused by a wandering womb. And, if chick is anything like Buck Angel, her reproductive system is probably moving and amalgamating into a giant cancerous blob. Good.

Either way, she’s deranged, and cannot distinguish between someone who wants her dead, someone who doesn’t think she exists, and someone who disagrees about the insane shit this bitch claims about herself. It’s almost as if her “masculinity” is entirely a product of her imagination, and anyone who doesn’t believe her dumb gender religion challenges her fantasy persona and thus herself. Sad. Many such cases.

And, like, what does this bitch think is going to happen? “Oh no, someone has a shirt with a definition of woman on it that applies to me, she’s going to take out a boxcutter and do TERF 9/11!” Or is it TERF 999 because she’s Bri’ish? Either way, she has no legitimate reason to be afraid, she’s just a neurotic bully who wants to use corporate and state power to punish people who upset her. It will surprise no one that she is (probably) of Arab descent, people famous for tolerating the opinions of others and being safe on planes.

But in all seriousness, this chick was probably a bigger danger to the people on that plane than the ostensible TERF. At least the TERF isn’t going to have flashbacks to the time her uncle made her feel like a girl by facefucking her, start sobbing, and decide to 41% by opening the emergency exit.

And the term “dogwhistle” is stupid and annoying. Yeah, bitch, I know you watched the same five YouTube videos all faggy SJWs watch ad nauseam. Except a dog whistle is meant to be a statement with a double meaning - one that is politically correct and socially permissible and one that is not. “Adult human female” is not a dogwhistle. It is a statement of fact and a proud declaration that one is not bound by the gender cult. Rather than being a dog whistle, shirts like “woman means adult human female” are meant to confront people with the absurdity of defining woman any other way. This is as retarded as calling a cross worn around the neck or a political badge on a lapel a “dogwhistle”. No, pooner, just because you’re a massive liar who talks in doublespeak doesn’t mean everyone else does. That woman is being very honest and direct about how she thinks you and her have the same sex.

And the shirt doesn’t even imply that the wearer is a “real woman”. I mean, they could be a super effete gay man. This pooner shouldn’t assume genders. All the shirt says is that women are adult human females. It says nothing about the wearer, the pooner, or men who LARP as women. It’s astounding how bad this bitch’s reading comprehension is, especially considering how she is the one bringing this shit up.

Spoiler: Deep dive into this chick

So, who is this “Fox” Fisher, warden of the skies? From her website:

Fox Fisher is a brown, queer, pansexual, non-binary, trans masculine artist, author, film-maker and educator. Born in London, lived in Saudi Arabia, Fox currently lives in Brighton with their Icelandic partner, three cats and a pointy dog…

After an MA in Sequential Design, Fox was awarded an Honorary Doctor of the Arts by University of Brighton 'in recognition of major contribution to raising the profile, both nationally and internationally, or issues affecting trans people and the promotion of arts in the media[‘…]

Fox has worked on campaigns with Stonewall, been part of panel chats for Gendered Intelligence, and helped set up a trans acting course at the Royal Central School of Speech & Drama.

So a woman, presumably of Arab descent, decides to move to a country that isn’t horrific to women, LARPs as a man anyway, and attempts to bring the misogynistic bullshit that ruined her parents’ homeland to her new home. How pleasant. How grateful. How happy the people of Britain must be knowing that they took this woman in and this is how she repaid them.

Anyway, I think I found the TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL WOMAN she has TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL SEX WITH. Fox’s website links to her filmmaking initiatives, and this Icelandic person is mentioned on the team page.

Spoiler: Behold! A straight woman!

Lul, his name is “Ugla”. Hope they enjoy eating a pooner’s dried-out cunt. Guess you really are what you eat. And I’m using “his” deliberately here because they’re obviously a troon, too, if the “ugla” brick face didn’t tip you off. He’s one of Iceland’s youngest transitioners, apparently.

Spoiler: Woof!

And then, because this cunt isn’t overprivileged enough, she was given an honorary doctorate. Because she’s a good artist? No, because the U.K. hands out PhDs to every gender freak that shrieks sufficiently loud enough. I’m sure there wasn’t any local artists from Brighton they could celebrate. I’m sure there weren’t any sane Arab women they could export to the U.K., women who would actually appreciate the civil liberties such a country grants them. Nope, this pooner is the best the U.K. can (wo)manage.

And I included the link to her “trans acting” class. Because, you know, trans people need help acting. It’s not like they badly imitate people they aren’t 24/7. It’s not like their LARPing as the opposite sex is hamfisted and absurd. Nah, I’m sure you can can method-act your way out of of being a 6’5 gigahon. Totally. Trannies are famous for their subtle capacity for verisimilitude.

She does nothing but perseverate on trans issues. She makes art about being a tranny, she makes films about being a tranny, she makes propaganda for children about becoming trannies, and she does speaking obligations about being a tranny. Let’s start with her mediocre, banal attempts at art. She makes shoddy artwork that looks like something you could generate on Facebook’s AI.

Spoiler: Which one’s which?

Can you guess which one costs $37.00 and which one took me five seconds to generate with a computer? Can you guess which one was made by someone with a doctorate in fine art? Hint: My last art class was in high school. Much like with the Tranch and their subpar Alpaca wool, there’s an understanding that you’re paying extra money out of a sense of pity and obligation. The “troon tax”, as UselessRubberKeyboard so wonderfully articulated it. This bitch is a professional artist, and yet she has to trade on other crossdressers pitying her to make a sale at the price she listed. So manly. So self-sufficient. Excuse me while I fucking puke.

And of course this hag isn’t happy deep-frying her own uterus in a teratogen, she needs to manipulate your kids into fucking their shit up, too.

Spoiler: Professor Oak wants to know

As Alex Jones once said, “I’m sick of this crap, I’m sick of [children] being social[ly] engineered! It’s not funny!”

Here’s her description of the book’s reception:

This book was later published in hardback and was given to Piers Morgan live on Morning TV on the day it was released, during a grueling [sic] 15-minute interrogation on what it is to be non-binary.

This gentle gender non-conforming kid’s book is hated by the Daily Mail.

Oh dear God, you mean she was actually forced to explain what her bullshit nonsense gender is?! Wow, how “grueling”. Did she get gender gruel thrown at her? Or was she just asked rudimentary questions like “how does it make sense to identity as neither male nor female?” Probably the latter, which is the emotional equivalent of the stocks for this daft bitch.

And I love how she bitches about the Daily Mail. Back in the day, people hated the Daily Mail because they shilled for the British royal family, thought every Irishman was in Sinn Féin, and were a low-quality tabloid. Fox, on the other hand, hates them because they laughed at her shitty attempts to groom kids. Well, that, and reporting on sex crimes committed by her trans siblings. To quote an old meme, “we are not the same”.

Now, let’s look at those speaking arrangements…

Spoiler: Not astroturfed!

Yeah. Goldman Sachs. Because these cunts are “on the right aide of history”, socialist heroes, and totally not retards doing capital’s bidding for it.

The only way to be a trans person really of consequence -- not just of trans consequence -- is to be like this guy:

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That is to say, already a billionaire before you trooned.
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And this monster. I wonder why they love banking institutions so much.

Anyway, here’s to hoping this stupid bitch gets a rotdog installed and then dies of sepsis. Normally I would wish her a slow and agonizing death where she gets limbs removed incrementally until her brain gets sous vide, but I think the British people have paid for enough of this bitch’s sickness. I’ll also accept sending her back to Saudi Arabia. Let’s see how much of a man she is when she gets all her holes stuffed with brown fingers.

Funny how chicks during the witch trials or in Afghanistan never tried our little pooner’s strategy of not identifying as an oppressed person. Wait. Waaaaiiiitttttt…..

You just know any Harry Potter merch would fall under this rule. Better not wear your Gryffindor striped socks lest a troon might feel UNSAFE.

Funny you should mention that, considering how the Daily Mail has an article on this pooner and her girlfriend (male) rage-quitting the literary agency that Rowling is affiliated with. So yeah, you’re spot-on, and this chick has Rowling Derangement Syndrome bad.

Archive links in order featured:

Spoiler: Citations

Pooner’s ‘about me’ section on her website. The website about her film projects with the name of her xir-friend listed. An article about her xir-friend’s transition. Her website page on the tomato print (although the price is $26 here?). The first and second Daily Mail articles laughing at this dumb bitch, and a third on the sorts of men whose (natal!) cocks she sucks. The page on her website where she admits to working for Goldman Sachs. Finally, the Daily Mail article where the pooner and her xir-friend cry over Rowling.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

She posted an entire essay on Linkedin, suggesting that Virgin Atlantic might want to consider banning passengers who wear "potentially offensive clothing":

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If you're so mentally unstable that you're incapable of being in the presence of someone wearing a t-shirt with the word "woman" on it without throwing a hissyfit , you're not sufficiently mentally fit to travel unsupervised.

I think it's a sign of how badly pooners 'pass' even in their own minds that my first, reflective response to reading this screed is just "bitch, shut the fuck up..."

As in, I don't even need to see the associated profile picture or pronoun shit, or one of those automatic text gendering apps, to know that these are the words of a passive-aggressive, deeply disordered, likely upper middle-class and sheltered young female, overwgelmingly of the zippertits subspecies.

It's a t-shirt, you shitflinging hysteric. If you were actually male and even dreamt of expressing discomfort at something so trivial, you would have been bullied so fucking hard your grandkids would be born with wedgies.

They're just so tedious, they preemptively drain any energy you'd have to pity them.