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[Just Some Other Guy]

Jeff building Frank an XL air bed lol.

*Edit* Connor - "The big dude I almost fucked up"

Yeah. Okay Bud.

 

[Character]

Alex was just whispering to Mizzy and Connor in B3 about his visit downstairs, apparently they offered him 40k to stay on the show or something like that

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Legend says that one day, a Chosen One will arrive who can open the fabled bottle of 1800.

Who shall it be?....

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Alex was just whispering to Mizzy and Connor in B3 about his visit downstairs, apparently they offered him 40k to stay on the show or something like that

I boosted the audio and yeah he immediately says something he shouldn't have said to two people who are extremely worried about the amount of money they are making on the show. (Alex's stepdaughter walked around for about an hour whispering to all the fish that the grand prize is 5 thousand dollars early in the day and said that they aren't going to get paid their stipends or fishbucks among other things)

"They put up money to keep me, they put up big money to keep me here" - Cant make out this part - "40 grand to keep me" - can't make it out - I saw it on paper"

 

[CzechYardManagementINC]

Luca stole the bottle from Jeff and WifiSignal. Guy need his drink!

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Can these bitches stop sitting on the countertop like untrained house animals?

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Jeff is deepthroating dogs
I sincerely ask why
Hes making horrific noises. I hate it here
"I dont know where it went" - Jeff after he loses the glizzed dog on the floor after spitting it out like a pelican

 

[foam rolla]

How many Gatorades has Frank consumed tonight?

 

[Marche]

How many Gatorades has Frank consumed tonight?

Dude literally put on all the weight Fatty has lost since S2

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Was today the single greatest day in all of Fishtank so far?

 

[Blackstar]

Was today the single greatest day in all of Fishtank so far?

Today was pure kino, extremely funny. Definitely the best day in all of Fishtank so far but it was also a very dangerous day and the show almost imploded.

 

[Marche]

Today was pure kino, extremely funny. Definitely the best day in all of Fishtank so far but it was all a very dangerous day and the show almost imploded.

Alex behaved like the type of person who keeps posting suicide threats on facebook (I am sure we all have known one) and every time ends up standing around doing nothing.
Nothing at all stopped him from walking out those front doors multiple times besides himself and pretty sure after the first 5 minutes of him making those threats Sam and the wiggers pretty much knew he was gonna stay so they kept fucking with him all day.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Alex very clearly has a crush, but Binx is much harder to read.

I doubt that Binx is really interested in him. I think she's just gone into Homewrecker Mode, both to get even with Goblina and because it would be a net positive in the world if Alex was free of the monstrous hamplanet.

 

[Tr00nStompa]

I doubt that Binx is really interested in him. I think she's just gone into Homewrecker Mode, both to get even with Goblina and because it would be a net positive in the world if Alex was free of the monstrous hamplanet.

Alex's wife is a psycho binx who slopmaxxed into the fattest hog you've ever seen

 

[AssignedEva]

Simbal, Jobe and Hassle just walked into B3 singing Happy Birthday, Mizzy starts seething at them. Rare moment of SimbaL being SimbaW.
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Simbal not knowing how to sing Happy Birthday properly was unexpectedly aggravating

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Burt has a crush on Frank, he took Frank's shoe (sleeping in the background).


I'm so happy they finally brought our guy a new queer male. Frank doesn't realize the kind of fire he's playing with.

 

[Marche]

He does it while looking directly into the camera.
One last gift for the best day of fishtank

 

[KingFrampt]

Burt has a crush on Frank, he took Frank's shoe (sleeping in the background).

Okay he’s finally gone too far, burting off is one thing but tweaking your dick while sniffing a boot is too much

 

[Rembrandt]

And here I thought the manhunt game was exciting to watch, this blows it out of the water. Fishtank is saving the entertainment industry in 2024 where everything else has failed

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I doubt that Binx is really interested in him.

She's not. She told Payton (who Alex told about his feelings for Binx) privately in B1 that she's not interested at all, that he's fucking crazy, and said he reminded her of an ex she had that was a serial cheater.