Via Elissa Clips
Highlights from Dax:
Eric July has been attacking a man who gets dressed as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass and called Dax a Nigger
Eric July said he was going to sue Dax
Eric July totally arrested Riley because Eric ignored his superchats and Riley wants to shave Eric July's shoulders
Eric July is deathly afraid of Riley, who is 5'3 with a build of a labrador
Eric July called the police on Riley and got a warrant out for the arrest on Riley for domestic violence and cyber stalker
Eric pressed charges
Riley said fuck the plea deal so I can take Eric July in for testimony
Eric July no way saw this coming because he's in an ivory tower selling shitty comic books (my editor notes the comic book sales are doing well)
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TESTIFY ERIC ON RECORD! ACK ACK ACK ACK
Dax is going to go to trial to party, Eric July is going to have to testify how he's scared of Riley
Eric Jul will be found in contempt and perjury if he testifies
If it goes wrong for Riley it'll just be like a weekend in jail and small fine
Riley has a soft looking mouth (Dax looks on in excitement when another cohost mentions if you become a bitch in jail you just want to suck a dick)
It's so funny btw, Riley wants a jury trial because it's absurd and abused, it's risky but they just want Eric July on the stand
It was totally Eric July's war against Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who likes to get dressed as a cow to get fucked in the ass as a cow named Juju