Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

It's also when he says that he does not care about something. He always cares.

The Nick Rekieta creed:

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the main thing to keep in mind about Nick always. It’s how he’s gotten his thread sidetracked with hair follicle test arguments (didn’t we have a containment thread for that shit?) and other bullshit because he lies.

To be fair, the thread did not get overly sidetracked with Nick's lie.

Nick's lie is that a cop touched his 8 year old daughter's hair and contaminated it. It's what he was trying to get people like EVS and Spectre to run with with in order to help defend him against the most damning accusation that everybody rubs in his face now.

Absolutely nobody here with an IQ over 80 believes that cockamamie bullshit story, because that's not how the test works.

What people here were debating is whether his daughter was intentionally given coke, or whether she was accidently/incidentally exposed to it. It's a fair argument, IMO.

To be clear, either would be very bad for Nick. He would be a abusive/neglectful parent either way.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

I think it’s less that people didn’t catch on quickly, and more so that this thread used to be extremely hostile to even the smallest pushback anyone gave Nick. The dude was treated almost as a god for a while, so most discussion about the shadier parts of him had to go elsewhere

Kiwi Farms, and other forums, were suffering from the "Ken Bone Hangover Effect" reaction disorder. Every single person who was built up, was eventually attacked and brought down - especially if they didn't deserve it. Ken Bone was like an obese, white Doctor Huxtable who had to eventually be destroyed for lusting after naked pregnant women on reddit because he wasn't sure about Queen Hillary.

It most certainly didn't help that this was Kiwi-Farms where people purposely antagonize other members for stickers and roast public figures/thread idols "For the lulz".

Chris Chan's forbidden love happened and Farmers were left without a designated flesh totem, The Johnny Depp trial and Rekeita filled that void. I think a majority of the members just wanted ONE thread where the subject wasn't a complete cow where people could congregate and have a semi-wholesome time without some incest or weird sexual deviancy leaking into a thread. JUST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! So the pushback to anyone who questioned the mighty Balldo (even after the Balldo incident) was over-the-top for a forum of bare-knuckled shitposting cow destroyers who's faith in humanity (I know - a redditism - but it's appropriate) was circling the drain.

Nick was given the benefit of the doubt that no other cow has probably been given here, and will never be given again thanks to his ongoing antics. That's my opinion as someone who's been lurking and a member here since 2017 (lost the email to my original account so this is #2).

 

[demicolon]

https://aleo.com/pl/firma/argeo-uslugi-geodezyjne-andrzej-rekieta-koscierzyna

Nieprawda, kolego.
Mikołaj Rekieta to ceniony polski patriota.

o kurwa

 

[daffodils]

What I don't understand is where were this kid's doctor-prescribed meds. Did Nick ate them all? Did his pressing timetable of getting high and fucking both April and up had no room for a doctor appointment?

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."

"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"

 

[All becomes gunt]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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Jesus wept WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. Do you have more of these ?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Good try, Cody.

Coomie wants to bait a few fools into upping his revenue and views.
And looking at the comments in his chat. It worked.

E:
His disgusting face.
I have to mute him cause his comedy routine is ass.

 

[demicolon]

"I love my doctor, but..."

lmao he's like every single junkie I've seen, reads Wikipedia pages for whatever chemical caught his fancy this month and thinks he qualifies for a medical license now. I can assure you his doctor hates his fucking guts and considers him a walking malpractice suit. It's like they make them in a factory, they're ALL like that.

 

[Burt Macklin]

How Nick's crimes against nature will affect Polish Americans legacy?

He lived in the US his whole life, there's nothing "Polish" about him. You can keep him BTW, we're full.
I've never seen a "Rekieta" surname in the wild.

The Polish aren't that dumb to claim him. But it looks like Crackieta lies again. PPP and Warski, better run Cannucks!


He might also be bringing down the Rekieta average lifespan if he's dead by 45 (looking that way).

SOURCE

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's like they make them in a factory, they're ALL like that.

EXCUSE YOU. Nick Rekieta has NEVER needed drugs to believe he’s the smartest guy in the room!

(But he takes them anyway. I hope no one asks him how many drug tests he’s failed, and if he’d be willing to bet that those multiple failed tests will never be entered into the public record. Because his only shot at avoiding that is a plea deal — IF the prosecution is still willing to offer him one…)

 

[Fapcop]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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“What do doctors know anyways! I can read all the sideeffects online!”

Very Nick tbh.

What people here were debating is whether his daughter was intentionally given coke, or whether she was accidently/incidentally exposed to it. It's a fair argument, IMO.

Meh, fake positives do happen.

What’s really suspicious though is that he didn’t test her himself. Almost as if he’s worried about the results?

Not that it really matters. It’s not like refuting one point on Rekieta’s long list of proverbial, moral and legal crimes, makes him a swell person all of a sudden.

He clearly cares more about what pedophiles and total strangers think about him, than the mental wellbeing and future of his kids. (Imagine a future employer or gf/bf googling them out curiosity “Ch-Christian… What is a balldo?!”)

That he prioritizes “revenge” on his co-cuckold higher than his kids, is even worse than accidental cocaine consumption imho.

 

[datura_binge]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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If you want to know how Nick constantly gets himself in trouble, it's because he constantly talks out of his ass like he is an expert in every subject and staunchly refuses to stay in his lane or ever admit he's wrong. Guy is a fucking banned YouTube quasi lawyer and he's over here giving a lecture on pharmacology and the medical establishment. Based on what? Does he even have an undergrad STEM degree? I don't put a shitload of stock on what you "formally studied" but when it comes to stuff like that, you better have a really good foundation of the basics before you up and decide they're all wrong. And we all know he doesn't. Just like how he pretendw to know about cooking, pretends to know about fighting, pretends to know about guns (I remember when Masterson talked him into buying his first gun and he sounded clueless and retarded every time he talked about it and yet he continued to just mouth off the wrong things over and over).

 

[Captain Manning]

Meh, fake positives do happen.

Not at the level of positive she was tested at. Get real.

And if Nick believes that, he could have gotten a retest. Despite his claims he couldn't, he absolutely could.

Why didn't he?

Because the first test was correct and he didn't want a second test confirming it. Duh.

 

[RotPockets]

I love my doctor, but...

Why the fuck wouldn’t the librarian the one person in library that refers you to specific information be the analogy for the general practitioner that refers you to a specialist, you dim witted cuck?

lmao he's like every single junkie I've seen, reads Wikipedia pages for whatever chemical caught his fancy this month and thinks he qualifies for a medical license now.

Wikipedia? His search begins and ends on erowid.

 

[LiquidKid]

Kiwi Farms, and other forums, were suffering from the "Ken Bone Hangover Effect" reaction disorder. Every single person who was built up, was eventually attacked and brought down - especially if they didn't deserve it. Ken Bone was like an obese, white Doctor Huxtable who had to eventually be destroyed for lusting after naked pregnant women on reddit because he wasn't sure about Queen Hillary.

It most certainly didn't help that this was Kiwi-Farms where people purposely antagonize other members for stickers and roast public figures/thread idols "For the lulz".

Chris Chan's forbidden love happened and Farmers were left without a designated flesh totem, The Johnny Depp trial and Rekeita filled that void. I think a majority of the members just wanted ONE thread where the subject wasn't a complete cow where people could congregate and have a semi-wholesome time without some incest or weird sexual deviancy leaking into a thread. JUST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! So the pushback to anyone who questioned the mighty Balldo (even after the Balldo incident) was over-the-top for a forum of bare-knuckled shitposting cow destroyers who's faith in humanity (I know - a redditism - but it's appropriate) was circling the drain.

Nick was given the benefit of the doubt that no other cow has probably been given here, and will never be given again thanks to his ongoing antics. That's my opinion as someone who's been lurking and a member here since 2017 (lost the email to my original account so this is #2).

As someone who was vocally anti-Nick since pretty much the first time I became aware of him(I didn’t even know he existed until the Knoxville event), I always felt like the reason he was given such a high benefit of a doubt was because he seemed to many like a voice of reason who was in good standing with the “cool kids.”
Remember, at that time Dick was held in high regard and even Null was defending him him and New Project 2 pretty hard, Ralph hadn’t completely collapsed yet and was still mostly popular, and it was the height, or rather collapse period, of IBS. Nick meanwhile wasn’t playing an over the top yelling character like all of the others. He presented himself as a educated family man with Christian values. And because he defending Vic who was both an anime man and a victim of the woke feminist side, Nick was seen as a positive force by everyone.
My issues with him immediately came from him being an obvious alcoholic, even back then, way too open about sex even back then, and for thinking that of the advice and opinions he gave sounded terrible and near incel tier.
Yet anytime I tried to voice any of this, I got a ton of pushback to the point that there were times I had to lie and say I was a fan of his just to get even some of my points heard. And keep in mind, this is all pre-Rittenhouse and pre-Depp. I saw all of this shit that far back and he would only get worse and worse.
For me, the moment I finally felt like he crossed the point of no return was when he was temporarily banned from YouTube. I saw it for what it was, YouTube being YouTube. And I while the entire site was having a colossal meltdown, I noticed that all he was doing was grifting the fuck out of the situation to make money. And sure enough, he was brought back within a few days, but had already signed the rumble and locals contracts. He played everyone like a fiddle with the outrage he astroturfed. After that point he got even more comfortable and his already unwatchable show got even worse.
He would intentionally waste an hour of everyone’s time before getting into the topics at hand so that the youtube audience would be fucked over. He would take every opportunity to drink, and then the spiral that everyone saw started happening. But to me, it was just the same stuff I saw early in getting worse due to the superiority he felt from his new ego.

I do agree though, nobody will likely get the benefit of a doubt in the way Nick did ever again. There isn’t even a current up and coming personality in the sphere that’s getting praise in the same way. Surely there will be eventually, but they’re likely to be held to much harsher standard than Nick should have

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick meanwhile wasn’t playing an over the top yelling character like all of the others. He presented himself as a educated family man with Christian values. And because he defending Vic who was both an anime man and a victim of the woke feminist side, Nick was seen as a positive force by everyone.

Correct. Weebwars ingratiated Nick with the Farms. To the point the thing he was leading got its own subforum, and the Farms was weaponized in support of that cause.

Which, BTW, he has the subforum again, but in a bad way.

I do agree though, nobody will likely get the benefit of a doubt in the way Nick did ever again.

Nor should they. A valuable lesson was learned here. Something like Weebwars should never happen again on the Farms.

There isn’t even a current up and coming personality in the sphere that’s getting praise in the same way. Surely there will be eventually, but they’re likely to be held to much harsher standard than Nick should have

The closest I can think of is Sean. Who has a Multimedia thread like Nick used to.

However, if you read that thread you will instantly notice people are already far more guarded now than they were with Nick.

(Which is in no way to say Sean is a bad person or a lolcow, but Nick has affected a permanent sea change here).

 

[demicolon]

Clarification: if you read Nick's thread, then on a whim decide to jerk off for 10 minutes to MILF cuck porn, then you're jerking off to MILF cuck porn and not to Nick's thread.

Nick's a fucking H1B pajeet. Every conversation with him is a game of 20 questions to nail what he really meant, and every fucking time you have to both record the audio and sign an agreement on paper to make sure he does what he promised you this time, and it's a matter of time 'till he fucks off after stealing your money and blackmail material to steal more money when he's out of the country as Dear John and the suing of Imhotep showed. He already looks like a victim of the Great Famine of 1876–1878. How to spell "Rekieta" in Sanskrit?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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The reason it is so difficult for you to get "a single crumb of amoxicillin", Nick, is because you exhibit highly stereotyped drug-seeking behavior on a nearly continuous basis. I can only imagine how blatant this is during an actual visit, with the drugs nearly in sight, given how you act in public on livestreams from a distance. Your understanding of pharmacology is so manifestly poor that they're also probably worried you'll even try to get high on drugs you can't get high from, fruitlessly exceeding the therapeutic dosage and potentially causing yourself adverse reactions in the process.

Reading a handful of contextless abstracts, especially in the absence of foundational knowledge in this area, means you likely know less than nothing due to having acquired all sorts of total misunderstandings and piecemeal incoherencies, and this would come across to a clinician almost instantly. It would be deeply irresponsible to just hand over even relatively safe drugs to somebody operating from this position. You are a liability - both colloquially and legally - to any practitioner that has the misfortune to find you darkening their doorstop.

 

[Desktop User2]

Drex once made the impression that white men all get incredibly homosexual when they get drunk. He may have been basing this on the fact that Nick's usually latent homosexuality goes into maximum overdrive when he quits repressing it when he's wasted out of his gay, homosexual, faggy gourd.

I wonder how many times Nick got down on all fours and begged for Drex's BBC and Drex departed in pity and disgust because unlike Nick, Drex isn't gay.

Case in point:

I will give him the benefit of the doubt of, while sober, not getting his shit pushed in; while high, there is no way dude didn´t suck on multiple pipes.

 

[Poop Shoot]

April’s desperation is coming through, she must be worried about what happens to her when the court case is over, seeing as she has no skills or money to take care of herself.

The woman is a parasite.

Kayla may have been fine with a foursome but no woman wants her husband keeping a side piece like that, I imagine she’s only putting up with it now because of the legal troubles. April’s got to be able to smell it, hence her desperate posts about how much “better” she is than Kayla.

What a fucking mess. lol.