Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

According to Nick, the trust was set up by himself and the wife volunteers tariky to guarantee the children had a home and continuity. Nick brought it up in the context of legal insulation for a potential 'divorce rape'when he was covering Man-o-sphere topics. This was years ago, and now Nick is claiming he set it up himself.

Take Nick's words with mountains of cocaine... uh... I mean salt!

I think it would be nice if you archived at least the statement of facts of his.

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I named the trust, I created the trust
I AM THE TRUST

TBF is pretty common on most "established" circles to establish a trust to manage your assets, ease transmission rights and taxes after death, shield from some personal legal troubles... in my country, for example, you have "necessary heirs" and you have to split 50% of your assets to be inherited between them in an even distribution, not to mention other shit you have to take into account or else you cannot register your property.
The point of contention would not be if he set the trust or not, but that the money was given to him to buy the house and that´s obvious considering his employment at the time.

 

[Scan_Lines]

>Nick gestures for blowjob
>10 secs later April is on her knees gobbling it

this dude: weak ass BJ gesture

Joke aside, whether it was a proper (LOL) gesture or not is irrelevant. She interpreted it the way she did and would be there sooner if she wasn't drunk and drugged out of her mind and motor function. Tbh it would be funny if he really didn't intend to ask for it but she thought he did. That's some next level whore shit.

Ok, where has been confirmed that she was actually sucking him off because I've seen nothing besides warski yelling you can hear it.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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Why did he include doxycycline in his list of essential medications? Is it due to the risk of Lyme disease in the US? Or is it because of its use for treating STDs? I'm inclined to believe the second option.

Also, ondansetron (Zofran) isn't OTC probably because it can prolong the QT interval and cause dangerous heart arrhythmia. If Rekieta actually studied, instead of just reading abstracts and pretending to know about the subject, he'd understand it better.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ok, where has been confirmed that she was actually sucking him off because I've seen nothing besides warski yelling you can hear it.

There is no confirmation, but I think the circumstantial evidence indicates it to be the most likely explanation.

The most compelling are the fact she was in the room, and he was talking to someone up to and during the event. Including when he verbally exclaimed the camera was still on - he was telling her to stop.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

There won't be anything left to take if he fucks up enough to lose all their assets before she can divorce him.

Similar to how creditors come after assets after death, or company bankruptcy, even if there is a divorce (inshallah), the toe could just have his lawyers stay it pending his legislation so it’s easier to take his piece out of it before it gets divided up between Our Wife and Crackets.

Love the promoting the brand out there on social media. “Go fuck yourself”. My favorite streamers all make a note to garner fans this way (/sneed).

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What this dumb nigger btw doesn't realise due to his coked up haze is that whenever you press the post button on the internet or the record button, there is no taking it back. And everything you said online can be subpoenad and can be linked to you when you have your fucking dumbass face all out in the open like that, it's all recorded, it's all clipped and depending on what kind of sharp tool we are talking about, all at the hands of the prosecuting attorney.

But you don't understand, he's a social media person! It's his identity! He has to risk fucking up his case so he can sperg out publicly!

 

[Fapcop]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJq_FdQ-FJc coomalot is suggesting Nick is running out of money.

He pissed away his YouTube money in shitty paintings and frivolous lawsuits.

That doesn’t mean there’s not a yearly $50k or $100k with his name on it though. Plus mama and papa Rekieta will kick the bucket eventually. I’ll bet you that’s the one bright light that keeps him going.

Having all the money in the world, and living as a sexpest tourist in some third world shithole, keeping a court of local prostitutes and their teen daughters.

April’s desperation is coming through, she must be worried about what happens to her when the court case is over, seeing as she has no skills or money to take care of herself.

The woman is a parasite.

Kayla may have been fine with a foursome but no woman wants her husband keeping a side piece like that, I imagine she’s only putting up with it now because of the legal troubles. April’s got to be able to smell it, hence her desperate posts about how much “better” she is than Kayla.

What a fucking mess. lol.

Nick goes to rail the slam piece, but needs to spend an hour with April crying and nagging at him: “You promised!” “YOU SAID YOU WERE DIVORCING HER!” “When the trial is over you said… Did you even talk to a divorce lawyer?”

Defeated he shuffles back to his house. His kids barely look at him. Except with contempt. The minute he walks in the door, Kayla starts again: “How long is she going to be living there?” “Just a few months, you said” “YOURE HAVING SEX WITH HER STILL, ARENT YOU?!” “One of these days, I’ll take the whole damn bottle and not wake up!”

More L’s! Nick goes down into his basement. Perhaps his pedophile buddy WONT yell at him? Alas, there are 100 new sick burns on Twitter, and Nick has to respond to as many as he can!


I wouldn’t be surprised if Nick is actually looking forward to jail for some peace and quiet. His life has spun into a nightmare of his own design.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Nick is actually looking forward to jail for some peace and quiet. His life has spun into a nightmare of his own design.

No peace in jail for him either.
-So honkey for what did you do to end up in the slammer ?"
-Uh you know stuff ?
-What stuff ?
-I tried to cure my daughter from her sickness
-What ?
Yeah good luck trying to explain to these people how you gave cocaine to your 8yo daughter, btw they are going to know beforehand. These things go around and the conversation is just a front.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I mean he can both think he's a genius who figured out something no psychiatrist ever did and legit think he's doing his favourite a service by feeding her drugs, and have the 2 brain cells required to figure out that he'd be a human toilet for his cellmates after they learn he has child neglect charge that includes coking up his own prepubescent daughter.

Absolutely Nick behavior. It’s a critical part of what makes him a near-perfect lolcow.

Absolutely key part of being a lolcow is not being able to take advice.

Balldo Crackets won’t take advice, critically misunderstand key facts or aspects, and think he has cracked some code that no one else has, when he’s just actually being retarded and wrong at best or retarded and delusional at worst.

Can’t even challenge a traffic ticket for his crackwhore, or even put in the appearance of trying to if he ever thought someone might find him worth hiring as a lawyer ever again.

“Metabolizes outside of the body”.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It is kind of fascinating. I think he does understand this but his need for "NO, I NEED TO SAY THIS AND OWN THEM!" is stronger. It's no different than Chris Chan's 150 videos telling people he is not a homo. It's a typical lolcow trait but it's always funny to see.

I wasn’t joking when I said KF is calling the shots in Nick’s life. The absolute bonehead moves he’s pulled — clearly against his best interests, benefiting only his critics — are hilarious.

He’d hate-fuck all of us if he could.

Between his giant ego and the damage he’s done to his smooth brain with drugs, I am sure Nick can make a good case for why killing himself would “own” KF. In reality, it would only spare him the pain and humiliation of having his reality exposed to — and made a public record for — his alogs, who WILL point and laugh and luxuriate in his shame.

Hell, I’m sure his suicide note would explain all of this — AND fuck up the kids some more with his shameless “I drove you 400,000 miles a year!!!” bullshit.

 

[demicolon]

Hopefully he allowed April good enough internet to see that for the ultimate slap in the face that it is, and I can think of no better way to respond than to take @Null up on that $6K and command Nick's undivided attention. You can do it, keep your head up gurl!

Gurl lives online and everyone following her will know she had 6 grand dropped on her. What is she going to do with this money, buy more drugs? If so, she's going to get robbed at the first opportunity.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

It's an interesting twist that there's been several posts that say Kayla might possibly be in control. How much of the chaos in Benzoballdozan is just Matriarch Qayla finally waking up out of her Benzo Visions to see that the male has screwed up the entire situation and has invited a competitor to take House Rackets' treasures from her? Also with the deer hunter/archery comments, it's clear that the two of them are very drow like.

 

[Fapcop]

No peace in jail for him either.
-So honkey for what did you do to end up in the slammer ?"
-Uh you know stuff ?
-What stuff ?
-I tried to cure my daughter from her sickness
-What ?
Yeah good luck trying to explain to these people how you gave cocaine to your 8yo daughter, btw they are going to know beforehand. These things go around and the conversation is just a front.

“What are you in here for honkie?”
“Well my wife was banging this guy..”
“Oh shiat, so you popped his ass gnomesayn?”
“Heh, no we’re swingers!”
“Wha?”
“So anyways I decided to get even by making fun of him on the internet!”
“Tha fugg? Dat some weak ass cracka shit bro!”
“HEHE yeah, it sure is! Anyways it wasn’t me, there’s this pedofile I know, right?”
SMACK BITCHSLAP SMACKADISMACK

 

[Procrastinhater]

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA! The bitch-made faggot is too scared to put his face on camera. He is only texting in the chat! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

I will clip the highlights.

Probably because he's fucking wasted again. He did a voice only call in to Meltons Pedocast trying to hide how fucked up he was and we still noticed straight away by his voice, he's having to resort to just text now because he can't handle being laughed at for his drunken whining in his nasal drawl, it shows how utterly buck broken the Balldoskelly is.

Another black eye, possibly self-inflicted?

Maybe, we know he Larsons out and punches himself when he gets angry.

So he’s not on camera because he’s posting as himself and as Kayla. Got it.

Also a distinct possibility.

I think its comical how he's pretending he has his kids back when he's clearly only allowed around them when the Grandparents are there. Anyone who believes he has those kids is gullible as fuck, we have no evidence for that other than the "word" of a man with no integrity who lies constantly and compulsively.

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Wouldn't the joke be that an Irish slaveowner fucked one of his slaves? Them being a slave (presumably African) would be the reason for the cornrows, and the Irish given name would come from the "someone" who fucked them. If it was an Irish slave, then them being fucked would have nothing to do with anything because they'd already embody the traits necessary to have that hairstyle with that name. The holes in his brain must be expanding if this is him making a joke off the cuff.

If you want the snappy delivery, you could say "some slave got fucked by its Irish owner." If anything, giving the reader a breath with the full stop undermines the snappiness of his joke. If he had put the more crude element in the second short sentence, it might work better. "This Irish guy had a slave. He fucked it." The way he wrote it seems undercooked and like he was overeager to make some dumb sexual remark. Maybe I'm overthinking this at this point.

Spoiler: Slavery

Its one of the most pervasive and innacurate myths about American History that all the slaves were Black. There were a lot of Asian slaves, especially in the mining industry out West, (mine owners preferred the Chinese because they were shorter and could be forced to work on their knees so they needed smaller tunnels when spreading out across the face or to find new seams. Once they hit a viable seam they would open the tunnels up wider but it meant they could extend the working face faster to find new deposits) and building the railroad, and there was also a lot of Irish slaves. They called them "indentured servants" but its the same fucking thing.
The majority of slaves did come from the Atlantic Slave Trade, where Black tribes would enslave their enemies and sell them to Arab and Jewish Slave Traders. The "lucky" ones got sold to the Jews who shipped them across the Atlantic. The "unlucky" ones were sold to the Arabs, who castrated their slaves as they had a long experience with slavery and didn't want their slaves breeding to cause problems in the future. The Atlantic Slave Trade wasn't the only source for slaves in the US however.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Early this year he was talking a lot about doctors being useless know-nothings wasting his time because they expect him to make appointments instead of just giving him what he wants. It's a bit hard to find clips because it was scattered across multiple streams, but here's two to get a general idea.

"I love my doctor, but..."
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"You wanna go beg to your doctor for just some goddamn medication?"
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Those are extremely good videos. Oh my Fucking god. If you are vomiting every day you absolutely do not want to just take meds to stop.

OBVIOUSLY there is something incredibly wrong that is causing that symptom. And in the rare case it’s something chronic or it’s a symptom of another drug, then sure, have a drug prescribed.

This is a perfect illustration of how Nick really just had a and skill but is actually dumb and retarded as hell.

He is literally a danger to himself and others.

Absolutely negative understanding of basic facts of life and ready to deploy prescription meds that would kill him and his children, ESPECIALLY his children. Being much smaller and proper dosing being far more difficult.

I am really leaning towards Nick being the absolute source of cocaine for the favorite daughter.
Ape would go off about how he would “never hurt his kids” with the implied missing word being “intentionally”.

Maybe there was an especially bad blow up between Crackets and Our Wife, and women/girls especially focus inward, and she felt guilty it was due to her adhd or acting out (rightfully so) stressing mom and dad out, so she wanted to “cure herself” by taking a large dose.

Definitely child logic: Dad says some treats it, why not just take all of it to fix it?
Also if this kid is super smart like crackets likely lies about but still, she could have super easily tricked april the nanny into being distracted for a while or to make access to the cocaine easier.

April the educated-brain “nanny” comes back to the favorite daughter covered in white power.
Nick realizes this would be hell for his online reputation and immediately decides to not take her to a hospital to avoid a public police report.

Choosing his own comfort over his children’s very lives. Once again.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick goes to rail the slam piece, but needs to spend an hour with April crying and nagging at him: “You promised!” “YOU SAID YOU WERE DIVORCING HER!” “When the trial is over you said… Did you even talk to a divorce lawyer?”

Defeated he shuffles back to his house. His kids barely look at him. Except with contempt. The minute he walks in the door, Kayla starts again: “How long is she going to be living there?” “Just a few months, you said” “YOURE HAVING SEX WITH HER STILL, ARENT YOU?!” “One of these days, I’ll take the whole damn bottle and not wake up!”

Your chance is coming, Fapcop!

This is Rekieta talking to April about April.
....
Also, From Camelot's chat. Made me laugh.

I have been asked to inform you all that the following pictures have been unpinned from April's Instagram:

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Hmmmm. I think she's trying to say something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

I'm the one who msged CM to post if he wanted to (I saw that he was in the thread). I had the effortpost in drafts and found it notable. The girl-drama is the best sideshow in this whole debacle.

Speaking of April's IG, does anyone know what the eagle is referencing in her recent pic? It seems like another effort to attach herself to Rekieta but I forget all of his set props and logos. She made the effort to overlay her pic on top. Or maybe it's a photographer thing?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Definitely child logic: Dad says some treats it, why not just take all of it to fix it?
Also if this kid is super smart like crackets likely lies about but still, she could have super easily tricked april the nanny into being distracted for a while or to make access to the cocaine easier.

April the educated-brain “nanny” comes back to the favorite daughter covered in white power.
Nick realizes this would be hell for his online reputation and immediately decides to not take her to a hospital to avoid a public police report.

Choosing his own comfort over his children’s very lives. Once again.

The problem with that theory is that this was long time use it wasn't a one time thing. It was multiple dosages she popped as much as a regular user, this is like once a week of a full dosage at least for like 40-90 days.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's ranting on X again.

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You can tell the remark about the Trust touched a nerve. Balldo always seethes the most when something is true. The Trust thing always sets him off because its a narcissistic injury when people are reminded that he didn't earn anything he has, it was all handed to him.
If he'd had to earn it maybe he would have valued it more, Balldo is like a lot of spoiled Trust Fund brats, silver spoon faggots have no idea of value because they didn't have to earn it. Its one thing that always triggers him because he likes to portray himself as somethjng he isn't and he hates it being pointed out that he's basically a 40+ year old manchild still suckling on mommy's cash teats.

 

[Desktop User2]

The problem with that theory is that this was long time use it wasn't a one time thing. It was multiple dosages she popped as much as a regular user, this is like once a week of a full dosage at least for like 40-90 days.

I seriously dont know why you keep repeating this as a statement of fact.

That aside, the funniest thing about the child coke debacle is we wouldn´t have know the metabolite if Rackets hadn´t said it directly to Jersh - confirming the leaks apropos of nothing btw, it was very funny at the time because everyone was pretty on the fence about MNPublicRecords leaks - because the CPS report only talks about cocaine and everything related to it is sealed now.

 

[demicolon]

This is the big 10000 pound elephant in the room that needs to be addressed, the prosecution knows it, the defense knows it.

Actually the elephant weights 26 grams, because it was doing coke!