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I'm surprised he worked in the warehouse industry, this is an actor level of drama. I used to rep actors. One told me everything was fine. Going to sign up for a new class, pay for some new headshots. Woo! Everything's fine let's hit the ground running!

Three days later...they called in a panic. They'd been living in their car, then got into a car accident. I'm like, "What about the 2 dogs? You were living in a car with TWO dogs?" "Oh," they said, "those weren't really mine I was dog sitting it just felt like they were mine."

I can see why the warehouse industry wasn't for him but goddamn he should try acting. He can actually up the drama and cry more, but he needs to cut back on the terroristic threats. Once that's done he'll fit right in. They lie about EVERYthing even things that don't matter.
 
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Kyle "Kage" Grace, creator of Moon Quest

This guy has been going to bars, trying his luck with women, and giving them business cards with QR codes that link to a thing called a Moon Quest. Intriguing. What is a Moon Quest, you may ask?


Hmm, I don't know if I fully grasp the concept of what a Moon Quest truly is. Luckily, he's made no less than 7 separate Linktrees with various links, kind of like a policy library (note: all .pdf links open in google drive):
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Naturally, women started to spread the word (warning), and he's caught a lot of flack. Here is his apology/explanation video:

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(I love how you are asked to consider having a fucking shower before you embark on your Quest)
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I was gonna joke that Moon Quest is what happens when a nigga gets no pussy but I honestly think he's super fucking lonely and can't bring himself to just talk to someone normally.
 
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I do but for some reason I get more on Instagram, one I was going to mention was this actual scitzo https://www.instagram.com/temppar_knight
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This person popped up on my reels today, an absolute schizo character, nothing he says makes any sense, it just buzzword after buzzword strung together as a sentence. Very ludicrous. Wonder if anyone would appreciate a deep dive on him, I have the time to watch his 2000+ videos and piece it together...
 
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Instant_Pot_User said:
I was gonna joke that Moon Quest is what happens when a nigga gets no pussy but I honestly think he's super fucking lonely and can't bring himself to just talk to someone normally.
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Lol yeah. Likely just turbo-autism, spirituality and loneliness, sad - but interesting where he's channeled that energy into. Maybe a bit of a grifter, he has a few things running as well as donation pages.
Apparently he worked at a university and presented his Solution to COVID. Interestingly he has the same autistic text colouring as his MoonQuest shit.
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anyway I think that's about as interesting as he gets. good luck moon questors 🌚❤☮
 
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I know a she/heshe Amanda Amore, fat fake tranny with two (TWO) poorly-trained service dogs. For her autism. She would parade them around campus when I was in undergrad and one time made the whole class sing happy birthday to one of them. The dog sat there panting and clearly confused about why everyone was staring at him and shouting.

She has that weird leg thing that happens to really fat chicks where the topography of her thighs isn't at the right angle to her body when she stands up. Idk it's hard to describe but also impossible to bleach from your eyes once seen.

She realized there's nothing interesting about an ugly femcel autist with two service dogs, so decided she was "non-binary" after watching the movie Inside Out. She then changed her name to Riley (they/them, although if I'm being honest it/its is more accurate). Not the Riley from Inside Out, of course!

She has what I can only describe as an eating disorder by proxy... she has no willpower to restrict calories, so she starves her service dogs so you can see their ribs, and likes to brag that people "worry they're too skinny." She loved getting comments about how skinny they were. Oh, and she was studying to be a veterinarian.

The dogs were named Bramble and Zorro. One time one escaped (as all well-trained service dogs do), and someone found him and fed him because they assumed he was starving. When she got him back, she made the poor dog puke all the food up using hydrogen peroxide.

Haven't looked her up since I was in school, might need to do that to get some milk for here. Back in the mid 2010s she was trying to make it big on insta with her "service dogs."

She was the first of many people I now notice a pattern with. She uses her pet "service" dogs to make people think she has a personality, is a safe human being, or that there's literally anything interesting/redeeming about her. She makes friends for a few months, then they realize she's a completely insufferable animal abuser and drop her. She blames this on her autism.

She also likes to use her dogs to get kids to talk to her, and to talk to them about her non-binary-identity and how important dogs are for all the fat people who need at least one (1) redeeming quality to justify the air they otherwise waste.

Like all good fatty autist service-dog-teams, she likes to "raise awareness."

Amanda Rose Amore, aka Riley Amore, veterinarian animal abuser with fake service dogs Zorro and Bramble.
 
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Ah, there’s this one guy I’ve known for a while who is a fictional character LARPer on TikTok and Instagram.
They genuinely think that they’re the character irl, yet acts the complete opposite of how the character would act.

It’s funny seeing them try to cope with their lack of personality by acting as a retarded version of the fictional character.
 
Does this guy look familiar to anyone? Total random that was recommended to me on YouTube. He goes on a rant about trolls and people sneaking into his yard. He mentions that his parents are going to pay for a barbed wire fence to keep the trolls out of his yard. Look like he deleted all of his livestreams. A smoke detector is chirping through the whole video...
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https://youtu.be/qyHKWOh6w4w?si=14n1gJ80UikLNuLO (preservetube)
 
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So there's this guy I found due to the TikTok algorithm.
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I genuinely can't describe this man's...content. I feel like it would be better if I showed you instead.

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Fortunately, he's getting enough attention to where tiktok zoomers are mocking him and telling him to get therapy. The woman in his videos are allegedly his "BFF". Make of that what you will.
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I went to check his profile for more lulz last week, but it seems it was deleted. Shame, the bathroom and tampon videos were positively deranged and great for tormenting my friends with, glad they're archived here.
 
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Cyberpunk Panatela said:
The tragedy of schizophrenia is that it deteriorates when left untreated, and patients also become treatment-resistant. This man is also unlikely to reach the health system because one of his delusions involves nosocomephobia (fear of doctors and hospitals) to an extreme degree.
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A little over ten years ago, when I was in undergrad, there was a guy who I knew for awhile who  probably had Schizophrenia. I say "probably" because he was involved in a Pentecostal congregation, the Church of God of Prophecy, and had become convinced that seeing a doctor (or even taking Tylenol for a fucking headache) was a sin, so my attempts to get him to seek help were like talking to a brick wall.

I'm not sure if his church actually taught him that it showed a lack of faith to take medication or talk to a shrink, because he had a tendency to take their already Fundamentalist beliefs and turn them up to 11. He also believed that God was talking to him (as an actual voice inside of his head, rather than a metaphor), so it could sometimes be hard to tell the difference between his already distorted religious beliefs that had some basis in the outside world, and the "private revelations" cooked up by his own disordered brain. Either way, he was steadily deteriorating over time, especially after discovering a new friend his sophomore year in college who any sane person could see was a sadistic, manipulative asshole. At least this "friend" was willing to admit he'd been diagnosed with a mental illness. Unfortunately, it was NPD, so that wasn't exactly a net positive. I ended up having to cut all contact, in part because of his narcissistic buddy and in part because he started accusing me of all kinds of bizarre, sometimes physically impossible shit via text message. I still wonder how he's doing sometimes...from what little I've heard, he graduated, but was never able to hold down a job. I know if he stayed on the course he was on then, he's unfortunately probably dead or locked up now, hopefully in a mental hospital, probably in prison.
 
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Fousey may be a potential lolcow soon he just lost a million dollar deal on kick and has been providing plenty of milk as of late.
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There was a guy at an old job of mine that comes to mind as a personal lolcow. Back then I found him more of a funny charming sort of harmless retard, like chris chan in his early days, although today I am significantly more galvanized to this sort of person thanks to this website. People at work told me never to talk to the guy because he was a fucktard, but I wanted to make that determination myself and be nice to the guy.

One day we were the only two at work, and he looked really down. I say Hey whatsup man you good? And he responds with a forlorn "No" then tells me his gf broke up with him. Terrible news, I'm sorry to hear that. I talk to him a bit more trying to cheer him up, and he says he met her at the [Name] bar. I had been local for a while and hadn't heard of the bar, which surprised him. "It's one of the biggest hangouts in VR chat dude". Back then I didn't know wtf that even was. To make a long story short, he was e-dating a canadian girl who was 16 years old, himself 26. He said he "would've waited for her". I didn't know what else to say, and again, I wasn't as aware as I am these days I just found him to be a sped kind of guy. I honestly figured the girl was some old man anyway.

He earned himself the prestigious title of "Dog Fucker" at work, because one day when thr whole crew was present, after hours of silence and for no apparent reason, the guy just goes "I just fuckin love fuckin dogs". See, he cussed alot because he had the actual mentality of a 14yo who was now free from parental judgement. Anyway, one of the guys turns and says, "You like to fuck dogs?" And naturally, since we're a bunch of guys we start ribbing him for it even after he desperately tried to correct himself. He would get really angry when you picked on him, he did that Destiny thing where he would rock back and forth and sort of spit and growl as he talked. Since he got so angry we dubbed him the Dog Fucker. Turns out, he was in fact a furry. I didn't know what that was back then either.

He found a very unique way of getting fired. We had a Christmas party every year at work, there is booze and he's evidently a super lightweight. Long story short, he pissed himself and cried at the party because....honestly I have no clue, man. I wasn't there, I assume the guys were fucking with him. I hadn't heard of this. The next week I saw him huffing and was like Hey man, why do you look so pissed? And everyone laughed. I felt bad about that, I really didn't know. Anyway, he called me several slurs and HR fired him. I have no clue what happened to him after that, I think he moved out of state. Tbh, I probably would have too.
 
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My personal lolcow is this really weird, really short woman who may be at least autistic, it not a total retard. She was a former schoolmate who still lives in town, lives in the same house, never married, never got laid. Her dad kicked the bucket a few months back. She walks around everywhere and is just soooo WEIRD! She's like four foot eleven, 46 years old with graying hair yet looks like a literal CHILD and basically MOVES like one, too, I mean she has a weird walk that's impossible to describe, her sleeves hang over her hands, and just STARES constantly, yet NEVER at anybody! She is basically harmless yet, gives off such CRINGE energy....my friend and I will BEEP at her if we happen to drive by, for funsies! We could do more to her, but I'm scared she will press charges! 😆
 
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Sean Shemmy said:
Can't you report her to the police, you retarded faggot?
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No, you retarded faggot, since dogs are considered property, as long as they had water and were able to stand and walk, no open wounds etc, they weren't considered neglected. Go lick Amanda's smelly pussy.
 
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When I first started working as a TA at a residential placement school in 2015 I met a student I like to call "The Abomination"

20 year old senior in High school with a full beard and receding hairline already

Around 450 pounds and 6 foot 4

Probably an IQ of under 70

Walked around on his tippy toes because of the tism

Was placed in our residential for fingering his dog

The second his 1 on 1 would look away he would be off trying to groom the younger kids

Literal attraction to everything. Talks about fantasies of fucking animals, children, men, women, robots, monsters, Pokemon, you name it

Daily meltdowns over the dumbest shit like having to do a worksheet or not liking the lunch options. Often has to be physically restrained.

Completely inappropriate sexual talk every chance he got . Told a teacher that he wasn't homophobic because he had been fantasizing about sleeping with two Asian women as they were talking.

Cum stained sweatpants every day

One time he he got pissed about something and stormed off campus towards town, multiple staff and eventually a cop are following him, he ends up wading to a small island on the river next to the school. Everyone had to stand there watching him yell and throw rocks at them for a while until he got bored enough to walk back.

When it was time for him to leave the town that placed him in our care was refusing to find an adult living program for him so we threatened to just drop him off in their town to be a giant homeless hypersexualized pedophile wandering around causing mischief so they caved and found him an adult living program
 
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Chaos Theorist said:
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I don't think y'all have ever tried to report animal abuse or neglect. We did. Multiple times, to multiple organizations (local shelter, ASPCA, USDA, the school, local cops, local vets). Every time, we were told there wasn't enough evidence of a crime. Not sure what the fuck else to tell you retards. If it were up to me, we'd have shot Amanda on site and taken her pets away from her.

Edit: she works in Roanoke, VA at Vinton Veterinary Hospital. So now Amanda "Riley" Amore can abuse other people's pets with impunity! :biggrin:
 
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