🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

Mr "I'm putting the past behind me" is digging into his past looking for dirt on Jim. GGWP

 

[Die For Me!]

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[HackerX]

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Let's think about this in a vacuum.

A 40 year old man, living alone in Mexico, is desperately trying to scroll through Skype logs from 5+ years ago so he can squeal at his first Internet daddeh. On a Saturday night, no less.

JFC Ralph, get a grip. This is sad and pathetic.

 

[OrionBalls]

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From the folding chair app. He's not getting there. Too far with no car. Not that he can't just do the Zoom meetings, but I'll doubt that he even bothers to take his lazy ass to one of the 24 hour a day rooms that he can access from the comfort of his piss chair.

 

[Die For Me!]

Let's think about this in a vacuum.

A 40 year old man, living alone in Mexico, is desperately trying to scroll through Skype logs from 5+ years ago so he can squeal at his first Internet daddeh. On a Saturday night, no less.

JFC Ralph, get a grip. This is sad and pathetic.

It appears that unless Ralph can access the computer he received those messages in, they're gone forever

https://www.reddit.com/r/skype/comments/14fmr98/are_old_messages_gone_forever/

Leave it to Ralph to hype up some decade old guntspiracies before even doing a simple Google search, dumbass.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

A 40 year old man, living alone in Mexico, is desperately trying to scroll through Skype logs from 5+ years ago so he can squeal at his first Internet daddeh. On a Saturday night, no less.

JFC Ralph, get a grip. This is sad and pathetic

It sounds even worse when you consider this is probably closer to a decade old than 5 years ago. Wikipedia says Goobergate was August 2014-2015 and that’s probably about the time these logs are from.

 

[Obscura539]

Nothing really changes for him. Here a some moments from roughly 10 years ago.

2014. Fat, lonely cat lady.



2015. Fat lady likes tortas


2015. Fat, horny cat lady.



Homie is stuck in a Xanax loop. Repeating days until he doesn’t wake up.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Let's think about this in a vacuum.

A 40 year old man, living alone in Mexico, is desperately trying to scroll through Skype logs from 5+ years ago so he can squeal at his first Internet daddeh. On a Saturday night, no less.

JFC Ralph, get a grip. This is sad and pathetic.

That was my first thought “JFC idiot! They won’t even load?! Why would anyone trust the memories from your f’d up brain?!”.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph confirms he planned to pocket the Healstream money all along:

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While almost no one found his tweet funny, someone (himself) did and screencapped it:

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Ralph comments on the most recent kiwi killstream recap:

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

Ralph confirms he planned to pocket the Healstream money all along:
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While almost no one found his tweet funny, someone (himself) did and screencapped it:
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Ralph comments on the most recent kiwi killstream recap:
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Fuck up -> Seethe -> Break laws -> Catch Consequences -> Seethe - I've Grown As A Person - ↓
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[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph always does the same thing over and over

Once he's piled up enough embarrassing moments he'll try to post new "info" to shift attention elsewhere like with this ancient Jim/Jade stuff. The problem for Ralph is no one watches him anymore so the old tactics have no effect.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph confirms he planned to pocket the Healstream money all along:
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While almost no one found his tweet funny, someone (himself) did and screencapped it:
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Ralph comments on the most recent kiwi killstream recap:
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The Gunt is proving that he is indeed a selfish rage pig.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph's sports ball team is taking on his soon to be ex-father in laws sportsball team, stand by for oinking and squealing

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Stop reading this thread and go to a meeting you weak-willed dope

 

[HackerX]

Ralph confirms he planned to pocket the Healstream money all along:
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While almost no one found his tweet funny, someone (himself) did and screencapped it:
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Ralph comments on the most recent kiwi killstream recap:
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LOL. "Leave his personal life grudges behind"? Everything is personal to Ralph. It's the reason he's in the position he's in. Well, that and having such thin skin for a pigged creature. What an incredible lack of self awareness.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Ralph confirms he planned to pocket the Healstream money all along:
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While almost no one found his tweet funny, someone (himself) did and screencapped it:
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Ralph comments on the most recent kiwi killstream recap:
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I mean him pocketing the money would still be a charity case. Giving money to poor people is the basis of it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph loses to alcoholism.

Ralph's team loses to the city of Buffalo.

perfect symmetry.

 

[FiveStarAce]

LOL. "Leave his personal life grudges behind"? Everything is personal to Ralph. It's the reason he's in the position he's in. Well, that and having such thin skin for a pigged creature. What an incredible lack of self awareness.

That's certainly a creative way to spin "i won't spite visit my spite son anymore, because i am a low level criminal and too poor for a 3k fine."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Suffa A-lawgs

 

[HackerX]

Suffa A-lawgs
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Heinous Harry gets another W. He can't keep doing this.