Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Hey guys, next month when I rape that pug, I mean fuck that pug, the pug will have consented, okay, guys? Don't get WEIRD about this!"

Consent accidenting a dog. The crossover nobody wanted.

 

[Scan_Lines]

@Mr E. Grifter
I'm not saying it's impossible but even in your play by play, some of the evidence are things he was also saying earlier, like comments about the stream still being on.

I get how it looks, still not saying it's impossible but with all the people on coke, it could have been anything.

Guy was gone for 45 minutes, probably did coke of off Aprils pancake ass, was mid fucking her and didn't do his pants back up while running back to yell at Mr Medicare.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just a step above a conservatorship.

Nick getting 5150’d (or whatever the Minnesota code for it is) would be glorious, but it’s not something I’m hoping for.

That said, it’s hard not to imagine and smile.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.

I think the act in court was just an act.

How many melanated savages get killed by coppers then the family stand up and say: 'He wuz an onner student! A gud boi who never did nuffin!', in the trial?

They were clearly lying, and despite any previous pusillanimity, the handful of legal cases and child removal should motivate them to do something to get this under control. I cannot logically believe they would do nothing.

There is no proof (beyond Bob paying Nick's property tax), but given the lack of money spent on PR campaign or big wig lawyers, I suggest they are trying to do the wrangling in private.

 

[I Will Be Us]

10 bucks says April stopped Tweeting after Nick guilted her into it on account of the Kiki fallout. "Look what you did! Can you at least learn your lesson by shutting up and stop talking?" How else does it make sense that she goes from Dashboard Confessional-style cringe tweets to radio silence? It's like the spare house became the dog house.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I'm going to hope and assume that what they say in court to safeguard their son is not the same discussion they're having behind closed doors. I have to think they know that if unchecked, the funds will be going to Pablo Escobar's grandkids rather than their own and are making adjustments to suit that distinct risk. I know a few wealthy people who have discretionary trusts and provisions related to substance abuse to avoid enabling an addiction, and their heirs don't even have a substance abuse issue.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick getting 5150’d (or whatever the Minnesota code for it is) would be glorious, but it’s not something I’m hoping for.

That said, it’s hard not to imagine and smile.

It's unlikely he would but it seems like his parents already factored him potentially being a retard, which makes me wonder if they've known more about his degeneracy than previously believed.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Drex once made the impression that white men all get incredibly homosexual when they get drunk. He may have been basing this on the fact that Nick's usually latent homosexuality goes into maximum overdrive when he quits repressing it when he's wasted out of his gay, homosexual, faggy gourd.

I wonder how many times Nick got down on all fours and begged for Drex's BBC and Drex departed in pity and disgust because unlike Nick, Drex isn't gay.

I don't know about you all, but the only white guys I've known to get incredibly homosexual when drunk, were in fact incredibly homosexual all along. Most white guys tend to get incredibly homophobic when drunk. Especially if they've ever encountered something like Nick. Who is incredibly homosexual.

Once again Straight Men do not ever lick other men. Ever!

 

[New & Improved Username]

I wasn’t joking when I said KF is calling the shots in Nick’s life. The absolute bonehead moves he’s pulled — clearly against his best interests, benefiting only his critics — are hilarious.

He’d hate-fuck all of us if he could.

Between his giant ego and the damage he’s done to his smooth brain with drugs, I am sure Nick can make a good case for why killing himself would “own” KF. In reality, it would only spare him the pain and humiliation of having his reality exposed to — and made a public record for — his alogs, who WILL point and laugh and luxuriate in his shame.

Hell, I’m sure his suicide note would explain all of this — AND fuck up the kids some more with his shameless “I drove you 400,000 miles a year!!!” bullshit.

Dear God- imagine if the first suicide KF was actually responsible for was Nick Rekeita.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I wanted to point something out that is hopefully not in too poor of taste, but made me laugh.

The narrative that Nick has been trying to spin has been “Aaron goes to KF and reads about me and then jerks it to thoughts of me fucking his wife! He misses me and April!”

Dick Masterson then reiterated this narrative which was retweeted by Nick.



But wait a second, what is the video that Aaron eventually settled on for his half-hour JO sesh? What does the title say specifically?



Big Tits Big Ass MILF wants Hubby to Watch

If he’s missing April, why would he watch a video like this? Big tits? Big ass? We know April’s ass is flat as a board. She can squish her B-cups together all she wants, she will never have “big tits.” And MILF? April has never had children.

He is not reminiscing on memories of Nick fucking his wife. Not at all. Sounds like Aaron is thinking about someone else, someone with pretty big jugs who has had 5 children.

Sounds like Aaron really misses his sweet baby Kayla.

 

[Fapcop]

Sorry but from my perspective, making audio louder and claiming you can hear sucking is making a mountain out of a molehile. Looked like he actually masterbated while trying to mock dsp to me. I'm aware it's all speculation, hence why I'm saying that it's bizarre that people have taken a motion Rekieta made while he was wobbling everywhere and are now saying that it makes them believe he was getting a bj.

Yeah that was a pretty shit excuse for him to make, just like every other one he's made when caught doing shit. Does it mean he was getting head or is it more likely that in his coke addled brain, he did actually start masturbating in a fuck up of the joke?

Ok, Rekieta definitely got sucked off, I hope me thinking that based on weak evidence makes you feel better. I'll try not to make mountain out of a molehill by pointing out that all the points people are speculating with, don't really equate to much and it appeared that he tried to mock dsp and did actually start masterbating.

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I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.

He definitely does not have any controll of vast sums of family money. We saw what he did when he had his own YouTube and Rumble money.



I think the cancelation is more of a rarionalised priority choice of supporting his cocaine habit over simple grocery preparation. However, Nick failed at even that 'simple' task.

If Nick ever needs cash, he could just sell some of his art collection!

Oh wait, that’s right! It’s worthless and only a moron would pay thousands let alone tens of thousands for it.

 

[repentance]

On the coke stuff: my understanding is that the child endangerment charge is de facto when there are drugs in the presence of kids. If it was found the child was a habitual user, wouldn't there be an additional or upgraded charge related to recklessness, neglect, etc? Honest question. I'm not getting why the charge sheet isn't reflecting the reality of a kid ingesting cocaine. I know Kayla caught a charge along those lines but that was before the hair result came back.

The endangerment charge applies due to to weapons and drugs being found in the home. That combination automatically constitutes endangerment and no additional evidence is required for the charge.

Apart from the initial search, the police were never involved in investigating the allegations of child neglect. All of that was handed off to CHIPS.

Lol please, Lord Balldo. Guaranteed Nick's parents are the grantors. There would be little point in having the trust if Nick and Kayla are both the grantors and trustees with retained interest. Especially for a trust that owns real property.

No way did Lil Nicky afford that house on his own.

Nick discussed the house long before any of this happened and his explanation then is consistent with his explanation now. Trusts are created for many different reasons and this one was created specifically to protect the interests of the children and take the house out of the marital asset pool in the event of a future divorce.

The purchase of the second house happened after the death of Nick's grandfather (I can't recall whether it was after Peaches' death, too). While it's possible Celeste put up the money, it's equally possible that Nick received a windfall at that time (the house isn't worth millions).

Didn't KF prove the house is in his father's name?

No. We have known from a very early stage that the second house is owned by a trust.

While Nick's father had a well paying career, the serious money in the family comes via Celeste's inheritance from her parents. People seem to get confused about this.

 

[Seafarer]

I don’t like Aaron, but he’s yet to be an actual liar.

The funny thing is that a lot of the stories told by Aaron during his Kino Casino interview have been confirmed by others directly or indirectly (wetbrain Nick confirming the baseball bat story). At this point even the shit about him and Kayla being star-crossed lovers that I and others in this thread initially rolled our eyes at has a pretty good likelihood of being true.

I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.

It’s not uncommon for parents to lie to protect their fuckup children on the stand, then privately chew them out for their retarded decisions. No matter what crime their kid is guilty of a lot of parents will still try to keep them out of prison.

 

[SargonF00t]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJq_FdQ-FJc coomalot is suggesting Nick is running out of money.

I can not understand how Coomalot keeps releasing embarrassing info about Rekieta, yet has not received any shower texts about it.

 

[Desktop User2]

I don't know about you all, but the only white guys I've known to get incredibly homosexual when drunk

I dont know what Drexel, a nigger, would characterize as homosexual behavior... knowing even the high SES niggers have similar violent behavior as low SES whites, maybe being sociable and not turning overly belligerent and shooting (and missing) everybody around would be classified as homosexual behavior.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.

Yeah I think this feels the most accurate method & reason.

I don't believe Nick's folks are the confrontational type and this seems true just by how Nick acts.

 

[Schpoots]

It seems like the source of every lolcow is nonconfrontational parents that are too nice.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

I'll be honest. I never bought into the blowjob theory during his DSP moment on the coke stream.

I don't remember if anyone mentioned this before. Maybe someone did and I missed it, but while searching for some clips, I stumbled upon him making a gesture requesting a BJ about 10 minutes before the DSP moment...

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Coincidence or not, now I'm a believer in the blowjob theory.

That's it. Right there, the fuckin' smoking gun.
When they slowed the audio down on KC and Andy pointed out the gawk gawk noises I still maintained that "ok, there's still SOME plausible deniability."

But come on, Nick. Who are you kidding? You're a malignant narcissist, who is addicted to cocaine, and a sexual degenerate (AND, we have recently unearthed, a degenerate who isn't afraid to coerce the women in his life to get as low as him). In the context we are dealing with... what the fuck else would that hand gesture mean?

 

[Pizdec]

I can not understand how Coomalot keeps releasing embarrassing info about Rekieta, yet has not received any shower texts about it.

Because Coomalot has more normies then Null. Already it’s weird to call them shower texts, but to a normal person it’s going to be a huge what the fuck why is he texting you from a shower?

I also imagine we’re going to get court docs stating his ass is paupered soon anyways.

 

[Pedophobe]

My question is more importantly since we are still going through preliminary court basically, according to all the information we currently have available, what do you think is going to happen to Rackets ? Personally i think he will do the retarded thing of a non guilty plea and reject bargain into a trial and then into a lengthy prison sentence. Ngl i am dying to see his cross examination.

Lulziest option is he finally takes the plea deal but fucks it up with some "I had my fingers crossed corrupt government judges don't know the true story!" nonsense and gets the book thrown at him. All the humiliation with none of the mercy, total felting.

 

[datura_binge]

That's it. Right there, the fuckin' smoking gun.
When they slowed the audio down on KC and Andy pointed out the gawk gawk noises I still maintained that "ok, there's still SOME plausible deniability."

But come on, Nick. Who are you kidding? You're a malignant narcissist, who is addicted to cocaine, and a sexual degenerate (AND, we have recently unearthed, a degenerate who isn't afraid to coerce the women in his life to get as low as him). In the context we are dealing with... what the fuck else would that hand gesture mean?

"I had a...uh. A wound on my leg. Haha. I was...haha pressing on it...You know, to try and stay awake. The uh. haha. Pain response. hehe." "Oh. Oh sure. Def." Also honestly that video is so much worse than I remember it being. Jesus christ. He looks like a straight up actual hardcore junkie in that video.