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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 332 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,046
Alex B's utility to the show was yesterday's abuse session with his disgusting pig wife and subsequent freakout via Hassle. He doesn't have the capacity to be better, he cannot grow, he will never be able to escape the hell he's made for himself because he is 100% bitchmade yapping faggot. The moment was presented to him in classic fishtank fashion, box hassle. Win or lose he was offered the ability to reclaim his dignity and he spent hours yapping his way out of it.

Its not a coincidence that the two previous season's lolcows (Jon and Jimmy) also ragequit halfway through the show. Alex isn't the monkey king, he's just the third season's annoying spastic.
Every Fishtank season has its token rage-prone sperg.
 
TBF Alex lasted a few hours longer than I expected.
100% Alex would've never left solo. Literally the only reason he left is that Connor was also leaving, Connor basically packed his shit, went to Alex's room and they left together. I didn't really hear any distinct discussion between them, but visually it seemed like Connor was basically like "fuck this, let's both get out of this right now".
 
100% Alex would've never left solo. Literally the only reason he left is that Connor was also leaving, Connor basically packed his shit, went to Alex's room and they left together. I didn't really hear any distinct discussion between them, but visually it seemed like Connor was basically like "fuck this, let's both get out of this right now".
Gay guys much?!
 
Every Fishtank season has its token rage-prone sperg.
I have to say I am both surprised and impressed that production seems to rarely get involved in altercations. I guess they have that bizarre and sometimes semi-sadistic desire to see total chaos unfold as much as possible though.
Frank accidentally spit on Jeff when he was trying to spit on Alex?Connor? and Jeff is PISSED OFF about it. He kept yelling about it as Alex was leaving.
It seems like Jeff has stopped being angry about it, they have both (Jeff + Frank) been in the kitchen shooting the shit and talking about Jeff being a carny for the past while.
 
Alex B's utility to the show was yesterday's abuse session with his disgusting pig wife and subsequent freakout via Hassle. He doesn't have the capacity to be better, he cannot grow, he will never be able to escape the hell he's made for himself because he is 100% bitchmade yapping faggot.

Alex has firmly cemented his legacy as an internet tough guy who won't throw fair punches or even agree to a fair fight. Turning down boxing Hassle was the final nail in the coffin.
He has been and would have been stun locked into "I will fight you" ad infinitum, he is bitch made and his arc is over now whether he had walked out that door or not, everything else would be a rerun.
Wild Randy wins.

Meanwhile, in the bedrooms we are regressing back to Crytank, when asked point blank by Jet whether "having one less contestant is bittersweet" Binx, Payton, and Simbal flatly brushed it off.
Has everyone forgotten the 50k?
This might be the biggest downside to the Famous House gaslight, the contestants are so full of doubt about the prize and coddled from violence that things are way more emotionally sensitive, permanently.
 
Alex B doesn't realize he just set himself up for a lifetime of online trolling.
Alex is sadly too unaware to even know how to deal with it. If he had stayed on at least a bit longer and shown that he was able to change his reaction to things a bit better (which I think was what "the show" was basically trying to do) people would've had a bit more respect for him.

He's 100% going straight back into the ogre's arms the moment he gets his phone back.
Sad. And that is a much, much sadder outcome than the trolling that will come out of this outcome.
 
Too much too fast, I was hoping they would have today as a 'rest' day for everyone where they could warm up to Frank
Alex only left because because of Connor and Jeff freaking the fuck out
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This might be the biggest downside to the Famous House gaslight, the contestants are so full of doubt about the prize and coddled from violence that things are way more emotionally sensitive, permanently.
I feel like the uncertainty of the reward being real was sowed by production deliberately. It adds some entertainment and depth to why people would stay in the house if the reward may not even happen. Some of them sort of cornered Jet last night and asked to see their contracts again and he did the bare minimum to assuage them their concerns and pretty much told them very directly "the money is real. If you think it isn't then just leave right now".

It seems like Jeff has stopped being angry about it, they have both (Jeff + Frank) been in the kitchen shooting the shit and talking about Jeff being a carny for the past while.
Jeff is keying onto Frank Hassle and has put forward the theory to Frank that he is either paid by production to be there for that specific role or he is just "really good at what he's doing". He is not your average freeloader.
 
Jeff has calmed down. He's having a wholesome? freeloader conversation with Frank and Jobe about how he was in a viral video before the tank but they took his monetization rights. Kind of hard to understand what he's talking about. Frank mentions Jobe's video where he got a lady to microwave an Ipad.

Jobe is naturally funny and he should return on future seasons.
 
Alex is sadly too unaware to even know how to deal with it. If he had stayed on at least a bit longer and shown that he was able to change his reaction to things a bit better (which I think was what "the show" was basically trying to do) people would've had a bit more respect for him.
Awhile back, I saw a video on YouTube talking about how Fishtank is like something called "Cold Therapy" and a torture chamber for narcissists. Some contestants have improved their lives after being on the show like Vance and Letty, while others became borderline lolcows like Summer and Jon.
He's 100% going straight back into the ogre's arms the moment he gets his phone back.
Sad. And that is a much, much sadder outcome than the trolling that will come out of this outcome.
I wonder if he'll get a thread here on KF. And TTS was right when he left. He's going to get his ass kicked at home so he might as well just stay in hell house.
 
Simbal was cowering in the women's room in B1, telling them that if he goes home Frank is shaking them out next. Binx said "He's coming for you now."

Jet had come into the room, and Simbal was crying about how they needed freeloaders that were the same size as him. Yesterday I recorded about 40 minutes of him and Connor "working out" while he was mostly sitting or standing around and Connor actually worked out. I only saw Simbal do six reps of probably 60lbs? Maybe 80lbs. He also kept shuffling weight plates around the room, as if that would have made any difference, watching other people smoke. It was the most bizarre shit. Keep hiding with the women, homo.

Now Frank follows him around the house while he malds. Maybe you should have lifted more and Littlefingered less!
 
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