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You're the fat one here, there, and everywhere.I'm not the fat one here
But I digress. Colton, do your chins have names? I want to call them Alvin, Simon, and Theodore after the Chipmunks.
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You're the fat one here, there, and everywhere.I'm not the fat one here
Not fatYeah you are. You're Double Chin Colton, the big fat loser.
Hey Colton, if you ever decide to hang yourself, make sure you get some really strong rope. Don't want it snapping under your weight lmao
Im not fartYou're the fat one here, there, and everywhere.
But I digress. Colton, do your chins have names? I want to call them Alvin, Simon, and Theodore after the Chipmunks.
I do have hobbiesYou really need a hobby outside arguing with kiwifarms whether you're fat or not.
Not fat
Sure sounds like something a big fat loser would say. Colton, just accept it, you're fat. That happens to gross eunuchs like you. They get their dick and balls chopped off, and then they gain a bunch of weight.Im not fat
I don't know if he can be a virgin and a rapist at the same time.Fat sky daddy cultist can still pull more bitches than the fat balding virgin mexican man named Colton.
Petition to add 'virgin' to the description.
Amanduh, THIS is what a smart geeky man has for hobbies. Restoring 1950s vaccuum tube computers and BUILDING HIS OWN 1-bit vacuum tube computer vith VFDs, a full ALU and in this video, refining a photodiode-based paper tape reader.I do have hobbies
no you fucking don't lmaoI do have hobbies
Im not fatSure sounds like something a big fat loser would say. Colton, just accept it, you're fat. That happens to gross eunuchs like you. They get their dick and balls chopped off, and then they gain a bunch of weight.
Now, you being a complete fucking loser that will never get with a woman? That's entirely on you, Colton.
I do have hobbiesno you fucking don't lmao
Being fat doesn't count as a hobby.I do have hobbies
Im not fat, virgin, balding, mexican, not my nameFat sky daddy cultist can still pull more bitches than the fat balding virgin mexican man named Colton.
Petition to add 'virgin' to the description.
Im unable to use apostrophes.Being fat doesn't count as a hobby.
You're a fat, pedophile loser who cut his own dick off. If you had hobbies you'd have something better to do than any of those things.I do have hobbies
I'm not fat or a pedo. Both lies you kiwis manufactured on me.You're a fat, pedophile loser who cut his own dick off. If you had hobbies you'd have something better to do than any of those things.
Ghostbusters is not a hobby.I do have hobbies.
It is though. I collect it.Ghostbusters is not a hobby.
I already told you, you got kicked out of the Ghostbusters for chopping off your neutrona wand and turning your proton pack into a useless ghost trap.It is though. I collect it.
You are dumbI already told you, you got kicked out of the Ghostbusters for chopping off your neutrona wand and turning your proton pack into a useless ghost trap.
You will have a penis again in hell.You are dumb
Posting in your thread doesn't count.I do have hobbies
You chopped your dick off. Let's not throw stones in glass houses, boy.You are dumb