Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Yeah you are. You're Double Chin Colton, the big fat loser.

Hey Colton, if you ever decide to hang yourself, make sure you get some really strong rope. Don't want it snapping under your weight lmao
Not fat

You're the fat one here, there, and everywhere.

But I digress. Colton, do your chins have names? I want to call them Alvin, Simon, and Theodore after the Chipmunks.
Im not fart
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Im not fat
Sure sounds like something a big fat loser would say. Colton, just accept it, you're fat. That happens to gross eunuchs like you. They get their dick and balls chopped off, and then they gain a bunch of weight.

Now, you being a complete fucking loser that will never get with a woman? That's entirely on you, Colton.
 
I do have hobbies
Amanduh, THIS is what a smart geeky man has for hobbies. Restoring 1950s vaccuum tube computers and BUILDING HIS OWN 1-bit vacuum tube computer vith VFDs, a full ALU and in this video, refining a photodiode-based paper tape reader.


What are your hobbies beside ponies and yearning to date-rape, you failed manchild?
 
Sure sounds like something a big fat loser would say. Colton, just accept it, you're fat. That happens to gross eunuchs like you. They get their dick and balls chopped off, and then they gain a bunch of weight.

Now, you being a complete fucking loser that will never get with a woman? That's entirely on you, Colton.
Im not fat

no you fucking don't lmao
I do have hobbies
 
Fat sky daddy cultist can still pull more bitches than the fat balding virgin mexican man named Colton.
Petition to add 'virgin' to the description.
Im not fat, virgin, balding, mexican, not my name

Being fat doesn't count as a hobby.
Im unable to use apostrophes.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Back