🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Smegward]

I think Nifty might think the mysteries Burt is "solving" are real. She did say she hadn't been watching the show. She just met him, might not be enough time to figure out he's a schizo.

she straight up said it in the confessional.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Behold my shoop

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The tough guy has taken the fight to the Instagram DM's.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Simbal broke a piece of ceramic cup and threaten to cut Frank with it until production quickly disarm Simbal.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

See this is where I'm starting to bridge off. This is the real Dark Burt when people like Nifty are supporting his delusions. It's funny to watch him go off but it's another thing when Frank and Nifty are pretty much telling him he SHOULD be paranoid and listen to the voices and everyone IS against him.

Obviously I'm still watching the show so I don't think it's any more tasteless than usual, but seeing it all play out like that makes me feel some kind of disgust.

I get where your coming from, but in this environment, Burt is going to Burt no matter what. He has had everything explained to him by Fish and production alike. Yet as soon as that TTS cuts on he will immediately go back to square 1. It's 21 days in and he still thinks Dude Wipes means something.

 

[Meowstery]

Simbal is so fucking hassled, he can't stand frank. Twice already he's attacked or threatened frank for pouring a bit of water on payton, or splashing water towards him. The first time he laced string around his hands and threatened to choke him before kicking him and trying to punch his head. The second time just now Simbal broke a dish and grabbed a sharp shard of ceramic before threatening to stab frank to death. "I will make you lose 100 pound tonight. Not kill you, just... put you close to edge..." talking like some sort of edgelord once he realized saying 'kill you' is a bit off limits.

 

[LittleHam73]

Vance is now on simbal watch after simbal pulled a "weapon" on frank.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Ron confirms that he was paid
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What the fuck is wrong with Alex's eye brows in this thumbnail? It's like Jet's weird unibrow, but his head is too narrow.

Simbal broke a piece of ceramic cup and threaten to cut Frank with it until production quickly disarm Simbal.
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The pencil, the string, and now this: why does he keep trying to use weapons?

 

[neger psykolog]

Simbal broke a piece of ceramic cup and threaten to cut Frank with it until production quickly disarm Simbal.
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I genuinely hope the kitchen doesn't have any sharp knives etc. I mean the fish generally aren't known for their cooking prowess so maybe production already removed all knives, but still.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

My favourite Burt equipment loadout:

• whistle (+1 alert)
• glasses (+1 stealth)
• shield (+2 defence)
• foam sword (+2 attack)
• clipboard (x2 inventory)

 

[bookers]

shes been in here like 4 hours lmao
also jet on the intercom "this is a message from fishtank corporate. we have an announcement that jeff will be sleeping in the bathroom tonight"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Welcome to Safespace Tank

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Symbal is having a full meltdown in the den right now, talking to himself, saying when he does something it will be production's fault, not his. He's a good man, he would never do that.

Says the man who has wielded/crafted a DOZEN WEAPONS in the house today to try and kill a man because he was walking behind him. "I HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF!" Defend yourself against what? Bhosadike modhachod. Also Jeff has been banished to sleeping in the toilet, and Mizzy is in the catbox. wtf are they doing?

 

[Meowstery]

I genuinely hope the kitchen doesn't have any sharp knives

When they had a huge dinner, I'm not sure if it was a plastic knife or something, but Alex grabbed a knife off the table and production had to fight it out of his hands. No real knifes in the house, but maybe production gives them some spare plastic cutlery sometimes

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

What the fuck is wrong with Alex's eye brows in this thumbnail? It's like Jet's weird unibrow, but his head is too narrow.

He literally plucks and/or gets his eyebrows shaped like that. Nobody has natural eyebrows like that. I forget the shape, some version of arched brows, but people in Hollywood get it to look more like villains. Also women do that, primary latinas.

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"Two boss niggas"

 

[no-exit]

The pencil, the string, and now this: why does he keep trying to use weapons?

Its because he knows that he can't stand up to Frank physically without a weapon or a cheap shot.

 

[code123]

Simbal broke a piece of ceramic cup and threaten to cut Frank with it until production quickly disarm Simbal.
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fish tank is going to make me un employable because they are making gay deepfakes of me kissing my brother.

threatens to shank a man on a live stream.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I want them to do another thing like bloodgames in between seasons
maybe thats not realistic since its coming up on winter time though
i liked bloodgames a lot tho

Bloodgames was my favorite fishtank thing of all time. The production values, the cast, the npcs, it was all fantastic. And it was a great detox after the intensity of S2. I liked seeing everyone (with a few exceptions) just getting along and having fun.
However I doubt we'll get another thing like it for a long time. Probably not even until after S4 if at all.

 

[Scarecrow in a Field]

Simbal broke a piece of ceramic cup and threaten to cut Frank with it until production quickly disarm Simbal.
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"I'll bring you so close to your fucking deadline." Bro's spittin' out Bollywood lines.

 

[vena kirov]

Is that Chip?