Sam Hyde

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guidmaker said:
Is Sam's Porsche live or sold on https://bringatrailer.com ? I searched, but don't know Porsche model names. The comments section could be fun.

Too bad he didn't go with carsandbids.com and Doug Demuro's personal writeup.
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Yeah, he mentioned it on PGL_0094, something to do with him realizing that when people say Porsche is for massive fags, they mean that it's actually for massive fags. He said he dropped the car off where he stores it and drove his truck which he liked more, and continued too drive his other cars that he liked progressively more.

Porsche is gay
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The vast majority of people who have manic episode needs to be on medication for it. It's not like taking an SSRI because you feel anxious or depressed sometimes it can literally ruin your life. Nowhere in the video does Sam mention medication and he has a long history of being very anti-med.
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One of his best stances. Bullshit psych meds are one of pharma's many many sins.
 
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mister fireworks said:
this guy is so fucked. Imagine having a manic episode and running to daddy sam to ask how to fix it. He isn't wrong about weed/drugs exacerbating them and also that having any kind of routine, lifting our otherwise, can help manage episodes when they happen. But imagine being 2,7, fired, no car, coming off a manic episode and asking the worlds most disinterested, contemptuous streamer how to "fix your life". bleak,.
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It's not bad advice, but this is something that your father should have taught you. It's kinda sad how Sam has become daddy for so many men, he's giving out solid advice that everyone with their shit together gets by their late twenties.
 
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Razz said:
The world is so fucked. So fucked. You are better off getting slightly useful life advice by TTSing a banned comedian as a lost young adult than wasting money with psychyatrists, psychologists or mainstream bullshit.
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no you're not. Sam has nothing to say that a human of even below average of intelligence cannot glean for themselves. In fact most of the faggots that superchat him aren't even looking for advice, but more pathetically, are hoping that he says something like "i honestly dont know but you got this buddy i love you" without sarcasm. The world isn't fucked because people waste time bitching to a therapist or taking SSRIs. They both have low efficacy among the general population, but the increased prevalence of both int he past 20 years is a symptom of societal rot, not a cause.

Plus, Sam Hyde fans with an inclination to send him money/ask for guidance on life from him probably should see a shrink and get some pills, maybe some ECT too for good measure. There is no life advice in the world powerful enough to fix that shit.

Simping for any famous person and giving them money to pay attention to you is just vile. At least with Nick, there is some kind of specificity to the question that usually plays to his specific knowledge base so its not just this open ended helplessness. And Nick is the cool, popular one with the nice family, house, and tons of friends! why not just ask him instead?do these autistic retards want to live a life like Sam's? He seems miserable and lonely.
 
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mister fireworks said:
no you're not. Sam has nothing to say that a human of even below average of intelligence cannot glean for themselves. In fact most of the faggots that superchat him aren't even looking for advice, but more pathetically, are hoping that he says something like "i honestly dont know but you got this buddy i love you" without sarcasm. The world isn't fucked because people waste time bitching to a therapist or taking SSRIs. They both have low efficacy among the general population, but the increased prevalence of both int he past 20 years is a symptom of societal rot, not a cause.
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Hyde paypigs acting like "don't smoke weed and lift weights" is some masterful golden advice you need to pay for is really obnoxious. His other advice is also extremely basic. "Keep toxic people out of your life" like no shit? Who needs to hear this?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Hyde paypigs acting like "don't smoke weed and lift weights" is some masterful golden advice you need to pay for is really obnoxious. His other advice is also extremely basic. "Keep toxic people out of your life" like no shit? Who needs to hear this?
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Sam mentions in one of the best Hyde Wars that 90% of people are able to identify and remove toxic people from their life subconsciously. Sam says he is part of the 10% that are too retarded to do that and have to actively teach themselves how to avoid human landmines. His many year on-again, off-again relationship with Channing is a good example of that.

I think it's in this video but I dont have the time to double check until work ends:
 
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Sam mentions in one of the best Hyde Wars that 90% of people are able to identify and remove toxic people from their life subconsciously. Sam says he is part of the 10% that are too retarded to do that and have to actively teach themselves how to avoid human landmines. His many year on-again, off-again relationship with Channing is a good example of that.

I think it's in this video but I dont have the time to double check until work ends:
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Ahh that makes more sense. It's been years since I've seen that Hyde wars man Sam looked terrible.
 
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CzechYardManagementINC said:
On it. Will update.
Edit: got beat but here’s some other stuff from his story

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Channing has been putting in work after Connor and Alex left Fishtank S3. The message from "joeburnstein" was sent to Connor and he's definitely dumb enough to instantly believe it. She's probably been messaging Jackie and Alex too if I had to guess. Jackie is a morbidly obese psycho Latinx ogre and will probably end up being a major thorn in Sam's side with or without Channing.

I'm really curious about the legal fallout from all this. Alex went live and called Sam a "registered sex offender" several times, surely that's actionable. Either way Simmons, Mauro, and Summer are all peanuts compared to Jackie.
 
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