Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Here he is:

Man or women that troon is still a douche. Who takes their sunglasses off just to put a different pair on? You are not in an anime. A useless person presenting a useless filler talk.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

If I saw such a shirt being worn in public ...

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I’ve been transitioning since 2020 and it’s mostly made me happy but I also feel like a fraud when ppl use she/her pronouns. I like being pretty. I like being me. Sometimes I just feel like I’m not enough. I couldn’t live up to being a boy/man and now sometimes I still feel inadequate as a girl. I know one is my happiest moments was when I put on a dress for my friends wedding. I felt like I finally belonged but that feeling is hard to come by anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I’m just a boy who likes to be really pretty and not a girl. I feel so lost sometimes. I just wish I felt secure and belonged. Sometimes I put on a really nice outfit and I’m like oh yeah I am I girl. This is who I am and I’m really happy but then I take it off and I feel like a boy. It’s why I don’t like wigs. Because I hate taking them off. Idk if it’s dysphoria. When ppl tell me how pretty I am it feels like they are saying it to someone else. Maybe I should just die. I also have adhd. I know it’s common among trans ppl. Not a causation but definitely a correlation. Also I’m so unsure about my sexuality. I have found myself attracted to people all across the gender spectrum. Cis men not so much but I won’t say it’s never happened. Sometimes I wonder if me being trans or jumping at the opportunity to change my gender was a part of my ADHD and I’m just really good at lying to myself. I don’t want that to be true. Why can’t I be happy? What’s wrong with me please help!

>reallyprettyreallyprettyreallypretty

Yeah this is a Gigahon

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yeah this is a Gigahon

Clicked the link again.
Plenty of amusing responses.

 

[Syikeblade]

It's amazing how much pooners ruin their potential dating life then cry how most people want nothing to do with them.
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[NSA Intern]

See its shit like this that makes me think we're living in a simulation.

Jim Felt. Aleisha Sweep. Gunter Moon. Ugla. The list goes on

 

[Tootsie Bear]

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I'll never understand how both trannys and pooners can make everything about their lives LGBT, but then fail to realize heterosexual people don't see transgender as separate. Like the person is talking about how much they're masculine and hitting on girls, but fail to realize if they wanted a man they would be straight; if they wanted a woman they wouldn't want hairy woman who looks like dresses like a boy.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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Pooner got into a verbal fight with two guys (that she was totally in the right about) and gets a reality check with how if she was a man they would beat her up.
Now she realizes that no one will protect her

She got what she wanted

>I feel like I'm in an ocean of dipshits without anyone to look out for me
You're the one that jumped off the boat and told the women trying to toss down life rings to get fucked.

 

[AfghanBlue]

And then there's the pooners that lament that they don't have balls to hit:

Have these pooners never been kicked square in the cunt?
It hurts. That's mostly if someone manages to donk your pubic bone though.
But imagine if a pooner on T got kicked, her hyena clit would make it hurt like fuck. It might explode, like a blood blister.

 

[Vampirella]

Have these pooners never been kicked square in the cunt?
It hurts. That's mostly if someone manages to donk your pubic bone though.
But imagine if a pooner on T got kicked, her hyena clit would make it hurt like fuck. It might explode, like a blood blister.

If you kick a pooner in the rot dog will it fall off sooner?

 

[Narinder]

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I know plenty of people have commented on the incel to troon pipeline but has anybody mentioned the pooner to incel pipeline? Congrats bitch, dating as a guy kinda sucks and you've willingly stepped into that. Except you've chosen to make it even harder by being a biological freak show with non functional parts.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'll never understand how both trannys and pooners can make everything about their lives LGBT, but then fail to realize heterosexual people don't see transgender as separate. Like the person is talking about how much they're masculine and hitting on girls, but fail to realize if they wanted a man they would be straight; if they wanted a woman they wouldn't want hairy woman who looks like dresses like a boy.

It also doesn’t help that most pooners make for very unattractive men. If you’re short and fat, dating is going to be hard work whether you were born male or not.

 

[SpiderBitch]

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>becomes skinny hairy manlet with no dick
>whines online about even other troons not wanting them

Like yeah big shocker, thats almost no ones definition of attractive.

And im really wondering how 'masculine' this one actually is based on the whining about 'hetronormative' roles, because who wants to bet they're just 'masc' in the sense that theyre a greasy gamer who wears casual clothes and doesn't shave their pits?
No cool masculine skills or strength that stone butches and real men tend to have?

Get in line with the other men that are physically unattractive, short, not fit, and have micropenises and no typical male skills who cant find dates.

Tbh, I've seen pooners who were already tall and androgynous looking and acting before pooning out fairly easily score bisexual girls despite not being super hairy or muscular or whatever, and I've even seen fat short pooners easily get dates with other pooners (not the highest quality of relationships but its something), so this one just has a massive skill issue. Rip

 

[wide hide]

I know plenty of people have commented on the incel to troon pipeline but has anybody mentioned the pooner to incel pipeline? Congrats bitch, dating as a guy kinda sucks and you've willingly stepped into that. Except you've chosen to make it even harder by being a biological freak show with non functional parts.

My guess? You probably have it in reverse, and it's the same for tifs as for tims: the "femcel to pooner pipeline" is a predictable pattern. The pooner-porn "yaoi to trans" pipeline has been noted before:

https://www.piratewires.com/p/yaoi-trans-pipeline

Apparently, tons of pre-pooners start out by consuming tons of gross yaoi porn. I consider all that fujo shit to be synonymous with femcel trash, since these girls would readily choose to become their fav bishies before trying to get to know irl people. There are probably tons of pooners who start out hating men, yet longing to become the coom. They try to make their BL otome games real, with zero understanding of what meaningful relationships are actually like -- not with men, and certainly not as men. They likely consider real men to be gross, intimidating, and/or dangerous... supremely mysterious, yet supremely "toxic". They try to "fix" "toxic masculinity" by not engaging with maleness or its concerns and responsibilities at all. Upon attempting to embody what they imagine men "ought" to be, they reveal themselves as the women they are.

Of course, it also reveals their narcissistic personality disorder, which means relationships are dead in the water anyway.

 

[Aquarius]

I vote we bring back Trans International/American Airlines the company went out of business in 1986 it can now be a tranny airline all employees and passengers will either be trans or their handmaidens. Trannies get their safe space, and sane people won't have to deal with these freaks on our flights.

A closed cabin full of troons? Travelling across several zip codes? All sharing airport bathrooms? Imagine the smell.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Congrats bitch, dating as a guy kinda sucks and you've willingly stepped into that. Except you've chosen to make it even harder by being a biological freak show with non functional parts.

There is zero equivalence between dating as a man and dating as a pooner, as pooners are not men. When the chips are down, even those who swear pooners are totes real men as loudly and frequently as possible for social media updoots would balk at the idea of actually fucking one in lieu of a man. The same is true for troons, of course.

You're otherwise correct though. Trannies have willingly dialled up dating difficulty for themselves to 11 and it's for no reason more complicated than the fact that castrated men in dresses and 5'1" cluster-B women with cauterized vaginas have no utility or value in the dating scene whatsoever, at least as far as the prospects they'd actually be interested in go.

Trannies are electric guitars with their strings removed and electronics stripped out, trying to market themselves as trumpets. No longer useful as the former, even less so as the latter.

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Troon suggests the use of a physical sign in order to attract the attention of other trannies. An 'attraction sign', if you will. I faintly recall someone trying something like that before- I don't believe it ever had the intended effect.



This reply makes no fucking sense. If the pizza troon was clockable in the handful of seconds it took to hand over a pizza, he's not really 'passing', is he?

 

[NSA Intern]

The most AGP AGP to ever AGP asks 'is getting hard wearing skirts and masturbating transgender?' and the comments, predictably, say yes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/crossdreaming/comments/1gsbmh9/guy_fantasizes_about_crinoline_hoop_skirts/

Hi there! I’m currently a junior at a college nearby NYC. Now, I don’t consider myself nonbinary or trans (I consider myself a cisgender gay male), but I notice that I have had an on-and-off thing for crinoline hoop skirts (preferably the ones from the 1850s) and big poofy dresses such as wedding gowns. I sometimes wonder what I would look like trying on and wearing a corset with a crinoline hoop skirt. I think seeing photos and stills online of Cole Escola in “Oh, Mary” and Mark Rylance and Samuel Barnett in “Twelfth Night” and “Richard II” were recent triggers. I want to try one on sometimes to the point that I occasionally masturbate to the idea of me being in a crinoline hoop skirt (or wedding gown even).
Is this strange? Is this the right subreddit for this topic? How should I go about it? Am I the only cisgender male that has thought about this stuff?

terrienova 1 point 23 hours ago
I think all people are "strange" when you get to know them. That reflects the diversity of life, and I like that diversity. I don't think there are any "rational", "common sense" explanations for why people like what they like, whether that is what they choose when shopping at H&M or what they dream about when they are at home.
There are quite a few crossdreamers who dream about wearing feminine dresses, including historical ones. I think we at a certain age see a photo or watch a movie or meet a person who embodies our inner dreams of femininity and so it clicks. This become the focal point of our crossgender dreams. That happens to a lot of people, also cisgender people.
As to whether you should call yourself cisgender or not, that is up to you. Many of us use the term "transgender" as an umbrella term for all kinds of gender variance, including drag and crossdressing. But I guess you feel that you will not benefit from transitioning, so you call yourself cisgender for that reason.
In any case, enjoy yourself. Use this interest to become a richer person!

Thank you so much for replying! It means a lot.
I didn’t mention this initially, but it may have started with dreams I had when I was younger where I was Alice (the animated Disney version) in the blue dress, petticoats, and crinoline hoop skirt.
Funny enough, I actually had a dream a couple nights ago where I was back in my parents’ house, trying to put on a dress or a gown before someone tried to enter the room. Ugh! It’s not the first time I have had that kind of dream though.
I wonder what the childhood dreams of me being Alice and being dressed as her signified.
For the most part, I’m fine with being a cisgender gay male. I think I just have an extremely feminine side of me while I also have an extremely masculine side. That’s fine. I just have to learn to embrace it, I guess.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Clicked the link again.
Plenty of amusing responses.

The page seems to be gone. I wonder whether LinkedIn finally took it down because of "transphobia". And just as I was beginning to think "Finally a social media platform I can enjoy", too!

 

[and I must scream]

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It's amazing to me that they think that a person who exhibits a mixture of secondary sex characteristics and possesses a weird penis or vagina would be attractive to the average person. Let's be real, whoever is attracted to that is usually a weird fetishist. If someone normal likes such person, they like that person despite these things, they don't attracted to them because of these. I mean, that's what I think anyways. Who likes someone that still kind of looks like a woman but with beard on her face and no boobs? It doesn't even looks like a man's chest most of the times, it's a woman who cut off her boobs, and it shows. Or an obvious man with weird boobs and a wilted penis? Who likes that? Who finds that attractive? But that's most pooners and troons (and sometimes enbies too).

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Kind of unrelated, but I don't really understand the concept of top and bottom outside of anal sex between two men. I mean, that's the only time that you have a choice between top or bottom because the two of the them have penises and assholes. When it's a man and a woman though, or a woman and a woman. woman don't have penises so it's like... well, if you go for penis-in-vagina (in a woman & a man), the penis will always go into the vagina, so what do you refer to top and bottom here exactly? What, like the woman has a vagina so she is always bottom, is that what they are talking about? That's a stupid way to see sexual relationship between men and women, imo. Plus, this one doesn't have a penis yet she is "stone top" (first time I've seen this expression). So like... does she wear a strap-on? Is that what we are talking about? Or do they mean who is physically on top (as in, one is above the other), or maybe it is who is the dominant one and who is the passive one?

This approach to sex feels really, I don't know, fetishistic and like it's a transaction or something like that. Like I play this role, you play that role, we both get something out of it, pleasure to do business with you. But really it's every one to himself/herself, and the other one is an instrument to extract pleasure. Very lonely.

But maybe I'm wrong about that and don't understand what that really means? I don't know. Some kiwi knows the answer, maybe, and would like to response?

 

[Thursday]

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This person is fully detailing exactly why I expressed zero interest in dating a transman when some of my leftie friends tried to push me to date one.

Sorry I'm not into dickless manlets, I really don't understand who the hell even would be either but it's interesting to see a TIF themselves say it when I got scolded for my wrong-think for expressing the same thing.