If you just assume he's been lazy and fat and procrastinating since then it's less humiliating for him than assuming he didn't and nobody wants it. Probably a mix of both. I assume had he spent a lot of time on rewrites he'd also have a lot more tweets about #amwriting throughout the year as it's still important for him to pretend to be a serious author.
Pat also can't embrace his own non-daughter, because he allegedly threatened to murder her.
If this is a joke about Republicans are Bad it's a really lame and gay one if this is serious that I would love to be an Empty beer bottle in that pub hearing Patrick start to drunkenly NOCHILD(NOCUB? Yakub??) the Bears fans and mutter under his breath that he's greatful that he wasn't a facist murderer superchud and had Empathy, but it's still equally gay and lame. Does he really think that "fascists" can't enjoy roughousing about sports? (though he thinks they'll definitely enjoy prison)
How is the place he lives at even considered a city when they don't even have a hockey team? This place has one and it's the worst in the league!
And I thought the outfits Mersh wore when he was doing stand-up were embarrassing, holy fuck Fatrick.
Why the fuck is he so greasy? He looks like he got drunk and tried to eat a pizza without using his hands. Several pizzas.
So many years later and he's still using follower count as a flex. Never grow up, Patso
Remember that time the Papa John dude ate nothing but pizza for an entire month?
Does the user with 23 followers get cropped out of the Robinsons Christmas card photos like Pat does?
This is such classic pat. His blue sky is like a time capsule to before the pests had broken him on Twitter so badly.
I'm so glad the city/pd wants a swift jury trial, a jury is going to eat this pig alive and raw.
Unlike Pat, neither of them are fat faggots with bitch tits. If that is a defense then call me Johnny Cochran.
Too bad he's a little too old for the Myspace era, he'd have taken that shit so seriously. But I imagine he had a Geocities page or something like that bragging about his numerous achievements. Given how he bragged on the forums we know about, it would have been glorious. I hope someone somehow finds it again.
Yeah, that sounds about right. I would only add that his shallowness and his need to act like what he believes others want him to be comes -at least partially- from his sexual insecurities.
