Debate Jade Philosophies on the age of consent - We've got a live one

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Scrolling through the thread and seeing the amount of graphs to argue something that should be obvious to everyone.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
ACKSHUALLY, nearly half the country has an age of consent of 17 years old. Heck, some states go as low as 16. (Don't shoot the messenger, I didn't make the rules. Edit: Don't date kids. I shouldn't have to say this)

My money is also not on @Hey Johnny Bravo because he's flat out wrong. I've seen this shit play out in real time in modern day. I've heard too many women say straight to my face that they unironically think they have until 45 to start popping out babies. If you mention the very concept of "geriatric pregnancy", they go into fits of tard rage. I've had grown women try to tell me because their friends of a friends mother knew someone at their church that had a baby at 50, so now they think they can. It's like Jennifer Aniston crying on national TV and warning women about waiting too long and not relying on IVF fell completely on deaf ears. So I have no issue with these guys who want to leave the 30-35+ year old women on unread in their text messages.

Maybe you all just live in places with smarter women.
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Ay, I inhabit a farm where some men apparently think women have millions of ovaries. The bar is low.

But also curious you say, "dumb women didn't listen to Jennifer Aniston!" With that, you've ceded all claim to intellectual superiority over women bristling when you use an outdated term that in no way means having babies after 35 is impossible or a bad idea as a way to insult and undermine.
 
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Jade Philosophies said:
You're the one doing the mental gymnastics. Although I could be pretty good at them I'm sure, considering I have a genius-level IQ.
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Yeah, wanting to fuck children is genius level IQ.

Illuminati Order Official said:
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See for yourself if you think I tampered with it: https://www.writingtoiq.com/
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Let's look at MY take on the age of majority and my IQ:

The Last Stand said:
The age of majority in the US is generally accepted to be 18 years old. If you're an adult looking to date a 17 year old, that's grounds for concern since you'd have the authority over the 17 year old. I don't know how they do it in England, but your argument is invalid.
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Story checks out, I'm more intelligent than @Jade Philosophies. :story:
 
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isalaide said:
Friend, are you hanging around the adult daycare for the retarded?

I have never in all my life heard any woman make that claim, and if I had, I would have laughed at her.

I do not know where you are finding these 80 IQ individuals but please stop shopping that aisle.
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My reaction was the same as yours. I did laugh at them. I laughed at her and all of her friends. They got very mad. It's not an 80 IQ aisle. These are people with Masters and PhDs.

Now you know why I don't respect academia.

Kiwisee said:
To be fair, a lot of men also think this. 35+ year old men are just as culpable of producing Chris Chans as 35+ year old women are; no matter the age of their partners.
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Men are not on a biological clock. Men are not risking serious medical issues, or death from this. They are not the same. Geriatric pregnancies are dangerous. In fact, that's half of why this is so infuriating. Most women think of menopause and running out of eggs. They do not think of the toll pregnancy takes on your body at 40+. Especially if you haven't done it before.
 
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Jade Philosophies said:
Although I could be pretty good at them I'm sure, considering I have a genius-level IQ.
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Attracted to 14 year old girls, can't stop sperging about Hillary Clinton, thinks all post-pubescent girls are "women", and of course IQ retardation. I'm going to take a guess and say your IQ is below room temperature at best, pedocoomer.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
But also curious you say, "dumb women didn't listen to Jennifer Aniston!" With that, you've ceded all claim to intellectual superiority over women bristling when you use an outdated term that in no way means having babies after 35 is impossible or a bad idea as a way to insult and undermine.
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Jennifer Aniston crying on national television and the internet, warning women not to make her mistakes is a more effective and beneficial lesson for young women in this society than any amount of sperging that a humble Wurmple does on the internet is. Unfortunately I am not Famous Funny Lady from Terrible Sitcom. I think I can yield to that.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
Men are not on a biological clock.
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Yes they are. Curdled sperm is related to spawning autistic kids.

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Men are not risking serious medical issues, or death from this.
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Fair

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Geriatric pregnancies are dangerous.
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Less so than young women getting pregnant, and many of these risks in 38+ year old women getting pregnant can be mitigated by modern medical care

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Most women think of menopause and running out of eggs.
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A woman will not run out of eggs in her lifetime

Party Hat Wurmple said:
They do not think of the toll pregnancy takes on your body at 40+. Especially if you haven't done it before.
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Every single woman is aware of the toll pregnancy takes

Also Jennifer Aniston struggled with fertility for years, and eventually gave up, it's not just a "oh she waited too long to have kids" thing.
 
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Jade Philosophies said:
The fact you think that pasting some text into a website will give you even a remotely accurate IQ measurement just demonstrates how low yours must be.
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The fact that you and @Luke-Warm Tampon Tea are writing theses on why it's okay to marry/befriend/fuck children as adults on a forum designed to laugh at Internet idiots shows more about YOU than US.
 
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Jade Philosophies said:
My views are disingenuous, retarded, and self-serving.
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Ftfy.

And your genius IQ peaked at 14, no?, which, per your comments here, was a long, long time ago.

Party Hat Wurmple said:
My reaction was the same as yours. I did laugh at them. I laughed at her and all of her friends. They got very mad. It's not an 80 IQ aisle. These are people with Masters and PhDs.

Now you know why I don't respect academia.


Men are not on a biological clock. Men are not risking serious medical issues, or death from this. They are not the same. Geriatric pregnancies are dangerous. In fact, that's half of why this is so infuriating. Most women think of menopause and running out of eggs. They do not think of the toll pregnancy takes on your body at 40+. Especially if you haven't done it before.
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Mansplaining pregnancy is so ultra. You know nothing about the "toll," and you never will.

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Jennifer Aniston crying on national television and the internet, warning women not to make her mistakes is a more effective and beneficial lesson for young women in this society than any amount of sperging that a humble Wurmple does on the internet is. Unfortunately I am not Famous Funny Lady from Terrible Sitcom. I think I can yield to that.
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Young women today barely know who Jennifer Aniston is.

Your condescension is misplaced as much as your facts.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
Yes they are. Curdled sperm is related to spawning autistic kids.
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I don't know why you think this is a problem. We're on KiwiFarms. Think of the endless CAWNTENT we could all laugh at. An autistic child factory should be out long term goal. We can milk those cows for decades. Maybe we can give the retarded and disfigured babies a bunch of forks and see which one figures out how outlets work the fastest.
 
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