Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Imagine being so intellectually stunted that your only rational response is some variation of "fuck," "child," or "Enjoy prison." If Patrick ever suffered ego death, he'd probably an hero on the spot.
Personally I think if his wife (using mom's money) paying Quasi didn't humble him nothing will. There will always be a cope and a technicality Tomlinson as an out, even if he has to argue with his own detached subconscious while absolutely fucked on DMT.
 
If it is, then possibly some run of the mill ordinary retards might find Fatrick’s story compelling.
I agree with this. Don’t forget that some major news networks bought his story (of course they didn’t do any research). I think there are plenty of fellow Midwestern rubes that could sit on that bench and eat it all up. Doubly so if they are the defund the police type retards.
fuck you're stupid" somehow skins my pepperoni bad.
Maybe it’s because it is absurdly childish. I picture a 12-year-old “tough guy” edgelord saying it whenever I see him (or Shane Nokes) say it.
 

"I don't wear underwear, child."

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I tried to find some more Patrick stand-up comedy recordings, but failed. Here are some not-great pics, at least:


Not to beat a fat horse but he looks
Especially Rimmery in these pics.
Most glaringly in the 42 lounge shirt ones.
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All you really need to do is Slap a giant H on his forehead
 
I agree with this. Don’t forget that some major news networks bought his story (of course they didn’t do any research). I think there are plenty of fellow Midwestern rubes that could sit on that bench and eat it all up. Doubly so if they are the defund the police type retards.
I think you're forgetting how little of fatty's own diatribe they used, and how chopped up what little they used was. That's with extremely sympathetic (if only for political reasons) journos calling the shots. I just want you to imagine a particularly incensed fatty being grilled by opposing counsel for hours, constantly waffling worse than a politician through every question, probably raising his voice and getting exceptionally petulant multiple times. Every lie he tries telling gets countered, and he starts trying to interrupt everyone, possibly even the judge. Do you really think people are going to find him sympathetic in that circumstance?
 
I think you're forgetting how little of fatty's own diatribe they used, and how chopped up what little they used was. That's with extremely sympathetic (if only for political reasons) journos calling the shots. I just want you to imagine a particularly incensed fatty being grilled by opposing counsel for hours, constantly waffling worse than a politician through every question, probably raising his voice and getting exceptionally petulant multiple times. Every lie he tries telling gets countered, and he starts trying to interrupt everyone, possibly even the judge. Do you really think people are going to find him sympathetic in that circumstance?
I would love to see Patrick run for some sort of Office that would be amazing.
Let's see his debate tactics in action shall we?
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The Left eating their own as usualI see
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Genius rhetoric Patrick,very intelligent put down.



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Broken clock is right twice a day. But yeah taking it up the ass is different from hunting lmao.
 
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It’s more a case of him being into sci fi at the same kind of cargo cult surface level that you describe.
*snip*
Basically a shortcut to intellectual recognition.

Emphasis mine, because that is absolutely spot on.

He's Cargo Culting fame and recognition. Wherever he can. He's seen other people do it through writing, through twitter, through being a conservative firebrand! From being swatted or standup comedy or being a guest at conventions. He's just trying to copy what he's seen and not realized the work behind it (Big GPA that he has...).

... He's just thinking like a high school moron with a low GPA... and trying to copy other people's work.
 
All you really need to do is Slap a giant H on his forehead

It would be hilarious if a pest, certainly not anyone from this forum, found Fatrick asleep at a bar and superglued a H to his forehead.

I agree with this. Don’t forget that some major news networks bought his story (of course they didn’t do any research). I think there are plenty of fellow Midwestern rubes that could sit on that bench and eat it all up. Doubly so if they are the defund the police type retards.

Every lie he tries telling gets countered, and he starts trying to interrupt everyone, possibly even the judge. Do you really think people are going to find him sympathetic in that circumstance?

Perhaps OnA should start running a book on how Fatrick conducts himself at this hearing.

1-50 he will oink loudly and child the judge.

20-30 he will expect an escort for the protection of the police officers present.

10-5 he somehow manages to get the court to side with him.

10000-1 he withdraws his case and apologizes.
 
I just want you to imagine a particularly incensed fatty being grilled by opposing counsel for hours, constantly waffling worse than a politician through every question, probably raising his voice and getting exceptionally petulant multiple times. Every lie he tries telling gets countered, and he starts trying to interrupt everyone, possibly even the judge. Do you really think people are going to find him sympathetic in that circumstance?
I don't think people realize just how big this would be - because Rick is the plaintiff.

If he were the defendant in a case, the jury is much more likely to be sympathetic to howling and screwups and such on the stand, but if the faggot is the plaintiff, and the reason they're there, they won't like it.

You could end up with those cases where the jury says "ok, ok, we find for the plaintiff and award him one dollar for wasting our time."
 
It would be hilarious if a pest, certainly not anyone from this forum, found Fatrick asleep at a bar and superglued a H to his forehead.





Perhaps OnA should start running a book on how Fatrick conducts himself at this hearing.

1-50 he will oink loudly and child the judge.

20-30 he will expect an escort for the protection of the police officers present.

10-5 he somehow manages to get the court to side with him.

10000-1 he withdraws his case and apologizes.
I would make some outside bets on that. I bet he's not half as abrasive as he was in the Andrew case, where he thought the judge would collapse sobbing at Rick's lies and immediately imprison Andrew for 5000 years because who wouldn't lock such a violent terrorist cultist away forever? Here his opponent is the cops who most people will see as just doing their jobs. His ego was devastated by the humiliation in the Andrew case, he might actually half behave himself and avoid childing anyone this time. This is also last chance saloon for Rick. No way in hell is Lynn funding another lolsuit if he doesn't get a payout here. God only knows what kind of ultimatum he's facing if he loses another 5 figure sum. He is going to be way more guarded than he was against Quasi and Andrew. I still think he'll lose, we just probably won't get a "sir, don't do that" moment again. Whatever lawyer he has will manage to tard wrangle him away from that kind of behaviour.
 
I would make some outside bets on that. I bet he's not half as abrasive as he was in the Andrew case, where he thought the judge would collapse sobbing at Rick's lies and immediately imprison Andrew for 5000 years because who wouldn't lock such a violent terrorist cultist away forever? Here his opponent is the cops who most people will see as just doing their jobs. His ego was devastated by the humiliation in the Andrew case, he might actually half behave himself and avoid childing anyone this time. This is also last chance saloon for Rick. No way in hell is Lynn funding another lolsuit if he doesn't get a payout here. God only knows what kind of ultimatum he's facing if he loses another 5 figure sum. He is going to be way more guarded than he was against Quasi and Andrew. I still think he'll lose, we just probably won't get a "sir, don't do that" moment again. Whatever lawyer he has will manage to tard wrangle him away from that ukind of behaviour.

This is reasonable and what would make it such an interesting gambling situation.

The only downside would be if Fatrick gets wind of it and actually places a bet on the outcome he plans to push for.
 
I would make some outside bets on that. I bet he's not half as abrasive as he was in the Andrew case, where he thought the judge would collapse sobbing at Rick's lies and immediately imprison Andrew for 5000 years because who wouldn't lock such a violent terrorist cultist away forever? Here his opponent is the cops who most people will see as just doing their jobs. His ego was devastated by the humiliation in the Andrew case, he might actually half behave himself and avoid childing anyone this time. This is also last chance saloon for Rick. No way in hell is Lynn funding another lolsuit if he doesn't get a payout here. God only knows what kind of ultimatum he's facing if he loses another 5 figure sum. He is going to be way more guarded than he was against Quasi and Andrew. I still think he'll lose, we just probably won't get a "sir, don't do that" moment again. Whatever lawyer he has will manage to tard wrangle him away from that kind of behaviour.
If it was just Patrick giving "his side", maybe. Thing is, he's going to be questioned by opposing counsel. He has next to zero impulse control, and cannot handle the slightest pushback or disagreement. Especially when they start questioning why he's screaming threats at the top of his lungs while acting aggressive in the bodycam footage they just showed. Exponentially worse for him if they have a woman question him.
 
I would make some outside bets on that. I bet he's not half as abrasive as he was in the Andrew case, where he thought the judge would collapse sobbing at Rick's lies and immediately imprison Andrew for 5000 years because who wouldn't lock such a violent terrorist cultist away forever? Here his opponent is the cops who most people will see as just doing their jobs. His ego was devastated by the humiliation in the Andrew case, he might actually half behave himself and avoid childing anyone this time. This is also last chance saloon for Rick. No way in hell is Lynn funding another lolsuit if he doesn't get a payout here. God only knows what kind of ultimatum he's facing if he loses another 5 figure sum. He is going to be way more guarded than he was against Quasi and Andrew. I still think he'll lose, we just probably won't get a "sir, don't do that" moment again. Whatever lawyer he has will manage to tard wrangle him away from that kind of behaviour.
He may have learnt from that first encounter, but he still is fatrick deep down. He'll be on the stand and having a very antagonistic defence attorney prodding him, and more importantly, calling out his lies. We all know nothing riles up the pigger more than having his personal failures or lies called out. He'll try to keep composed but I doubt he'll contain it. The rage will just be boiling up inside him until one remark unleashes the SHUT YOUR FUCKING MEOWTH!
 
Well he seems to be awake and is oinking on threads now....having to rotate between xitter, bluesky, and threads is making me dizzy.

Specifically he is sneering about how ineffectual the likes of John Oliver and Stephen Colbert are
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"seving"
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