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The Burt witch project.
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BullfrogBill said:
In my opinion, resorting to violence against Frank means he wins, he's breaking you. Aside from Frank throwing Mizzy earlier (which she took like a champ) Frank hasn't been anywhere near violent, it's just the Jeet and Payton that seem to resort to physical violence immediately when they are fucked with.
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This. We want to see crazy shit happen. Start dumping shit on each other.

Punk fights where only one side gets to fight is gay.
 
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Smegward said:
i was thinking about joking about that for days now but i wanted to mix it up by claiming that he had synthol in his stomach. there's a real chance that his muscles are fake.
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While picking gear with Xavier, Vance's flashlight showed Burt's scars on upper arms. Makes sense that he also has fake biceps and triceps since we already saw scars from lat implants as well as from BBL. Also I've seen photo of young Burt with a less pronounced jaw. He put manface on.
 
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john oliver enjoyer said:
While picking gear with Xavier, Vance's flashlight showed Burt's scars on upper arms. Makes sense that he also has fake biceps and triceps since we already saw scars from lat implants as well as from BBL. Also I've seen photo of young Burt with a less pronounced jaw. He put manface on.
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Burt just doesn't have the physical strength to match the muscles he's showing.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
In my opinion, resorting to violence against Frank means he wins,
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Alright Justin Trudeau, this may be a valid point if he himself didn't often get physical, he might not be outright attacking fish but grabbing their stuff, pushing himself into them, etc is still getting physical and words won't do shit against it, he knew what he was walking into unlike them, it's not like they can go and fuck with his shit because he isn't going to bring anything that can be fucked with. The only appropriate response to Frank is to punch him, and he will instantly fold and leave the room if production isn't there to stop it as we've seen time and time again.
 
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AssignedEva said:
Xavier is chewing Burt out for trying to cast a spell by just waving his wand and yelling "GET AWAY" - "When have you ever heard a wizard yell "get away" to cast a spell, Burt?!"
They've had to retreat to a tent and Xavier is calming him by telling him to imagine they're on a camping sleepover
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Burt is now relating Ben's gay bedtime story and Xavier is demanding to know why Burt has brought it up
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How long until Burt concludes Xavier is a queer coded character and tries to ass rape him?
 
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Kane lives in death said:
Is the counter to Frank hassling having every woman in the tank beat the shit out of him every time they see him?
What is he going to do? hit back and get sued? or have Jet kick every woman from the show and lose all your money from simps?
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I mean Frank might "crack" at some point and retaliate with a punch but from what Jet said he has been given a specific mandate that he can't fight back physically. I think people misunderstand this as a liability thing and it may be partially true but its also the case that a fully fledged fistfight would be great viewing... for all of 30 seconds and then it would demoralize everyone.
The fact that he can't/won't "punch back" means the hassling goes on for longer.

If I had to guess Frank has probably been beaten up at some point in his life, particularly when you consider the videos that he typically makes (much like COPS on TV, we never see the failures)
 
john oliver enjoyer said:
Burt has biceps, triceps, lats, traps and possibly pecs implants as well as jaw implants (or botox? idk). He is so craven and uncoordinated, I wonder if the gorlz see through all that or are they terminally mindkilled by GNC and think Burt is actually an athletic daddy dom?
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His IQ is as fake as his muscles. He's just a fat, weak, retarded nigger faggot with excessive schizophrenia, narcissism and degeneracy.

I don't know what Luke was on about. I've held many conversations with people whose IQ was verified as being above the 98th percentile, and I've also spoken to plenty of retard monkeys, and Burt firmly falls in the latter camp. I bet one of his old Jewish bed buddies hooked him up with a fraudulent IQ test result so he can play out this egotistical fantasy.
 
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