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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

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So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.
It's his pornsona. Weightlifters and boxing coaches get the men all hot and bothered. Remember, he is a literal whore.

The food thing might just be due to the unfamiliar location and the pantry being stocked by wiggers. I recall on day one or two they asked for a shopping list, but are they still bringing in new groceries?
 
Delet this. Burt doesn't deserved to be doxxed.
Doxing isn’t a matter of retribution, it’s a matter of collecting and archiving information, and in this case we’re archiving the extremely publicly available address (seriously, it’s in his Twitter bio) of a homosexual schizophrenic black man whose life dream is to portray a child rapist serial killer and has expressed that legal repercussions are the only thing preventing him from living out his desire rape and murder women and children.
 
Important to mention when someone noticed vance was in xavier's bloodgames script nifty said, "If anyone plays vance it is important he cries." Nifty knows about VANCE WEPT.

So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.
Burt has admitted several times he was sheltered as a child and tried to reinvent himself in adulthood. I think he mentioned all in the last three years. It would not surprise me if everything about him is basically fake for porn. I have no idea how he could be even a volunteer firefighter with such bad stamina.
 
Frank being genuinely nice to Burt and giving him good advice.
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whose life dream is to portray a child rapist serial killer
I disagree, Burt tends to play a character and he's highly manipulatable. We watched the wiggers literally tell him to say something similar to that. Burt obviously won't hurt a fly unless his "friends" tell him to. He's Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Please tell me you've read a few American Classics. Squirting fishguts from a literal fish wasn't enough?
 
I heard about the Ravenblood guy from 2.5 but I never watched it really other than a couple out of context clips. But damn, that dude is great. Really good improv lol. Him yelling at Burt to just put the helmet on his fucking head got me good.
Xavier is also directly connected to the farms, being a former admin.
 
So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.
it's fucked but i think he is trying to become gay porn somehow.
 
So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.
I think the whole BRUT (black ripped urban trainer) and Daddy Dom thing was a recent venture for him, it is why his social media presence only stretches back a short period of time. He has tried to adapt his identity to fit into being some set of special labels that he thinks people will like.

I mean it seems like all the contestants are fairly fake in one way or another. This is very much like Nathan for You too - people will pretend they're someone they're not to become famous and they will unquestioningly follow the people holding the cameras as a source of authority almost no matter how bizarre and chaotic it gets. Another central theme of Nathan for You is "being yourself" and there's a lot of analysis about the kind of authority people give them when they claim to be something.
 
I disagree, Burt tends to play a character and he's highly manipulatable. We watched the wiggers literally tell him to say something similar to that. Burt obviously won't hurt a fly unless his "friends" tell him to. He's Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Please tell me you've read a few American Classics. Squirting fishguts from a literal fish wasn't enough?
He expressed his desire to play a child raping serial killer long before production coerced him to say anything outside his own best interest, get real. You can argue that the idea was planted in his head from some other outside source and that he cannot comprehend the actual implications of his actions, but he still expressed them of his own volition regardless.
 
Frank being genuinely nice to Burt and giving him good advice.
It's a good talk. Franks telling him to man up. "Not every man is into you. You can't let people manipulate you like I did so easy. If you wanna get past this stuff you need to be mentally strong."
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"When someone like alex leaves, you can't let that wreck you. He wasn't gay. He's got a wife."
My bet is Burt becomes this season's 'hero'. They want him to develop into less of a schizophrenic pervert freak and this tough love was a wake up call, no idea if Burt is gonna answer the phone though. Also everyone is now having a dance party because of the BALL BROTHERS
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it's fucked but i think he is trying to become gay porn somehow.
I don't think he is capable of finding love through normal means and is way too socially awkward to make it happen. So even though he has already done gay porn its perhaps the only way he can get an intimate (and maybe even social) connection with other people. It explains a lot about how he was so quick and gullible to develop man crushes on several people and be so easily manipulated by Frank Hassle (and there are some parallels there I guess)
 
I've worked out with guys that had pretty good physiques but absolutely shit form. If you ever go to a gym you'll see niggas like Burt every day.

I've also seen guys that were huge and buff who have very little strength too.

I'll never forget this time I was heading to my car and I saw a female coworker getting help from a cop to change her tire. The cop was fucking yoked lol but the literally could not loosen the lug nut with the tire iron. Almost went into cardiac arrest, got all red faces and shit. I thought the lug nuts must have been piston fucked by whatever retard put the tires on in the first place. But nope, the cop was just weak as shit lol.

I have also never heard a boxer say "I'm into heavyweight boxing" so I knew that was a god damn lie. Burt might have role played as one in a porno and internalized it or something
 
He expressed his desire to play a child raping serial killer long before production coerced him to say anything outside his own best interest, get real. You can argue that the idea was planted in his head from some other outside source and that he cannot comprehend the actual implications of his actions, but he still expressed them of his own volition regardless.
Not that I doubt it but can you link an actual clip of this? It's far too chaotic to follow stuff like this. First I heard that he wanted to rape a prisoner, now he wants to be a "child raping serial killer".

i.e. [citation needed]
 
He expressed his desire to play a child raping serial killer long before production coerced him to say anything outside his own best interest, get real. You can argue that the idea was planted in his head from some other outside source and that he cannot comprehend the actual implications of his actions, but he still expressed them of his own volition regardless.
This was within the first day or two. They may have just coerced him into saying this. I doubt Gay Black Terry is a pedo at this point- if you haven't noticed he tends to like people that are -white -his age
 
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